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kbear said:
Running on empty, rubbed out like 3 and a 1/2 yesterday.
I hate that shit. You're horny as fuck and there's no women in a 1 mile radius of your bedroom but so you start to jack off and you fall asleep. Then your alarm goes off and you're like, "what a wasted opportunity!", but you don't have time to do it in the morning because you have class/work. You make up for it by doing a twofer after school, but it's just not the same.
 
Timedog said:
I hate that shit. You're horny as fuck and there's no women in a 1 mile radius of your bedroom but so you start to jack off and you fall asleep. Then your alarm goes off and you're like, "what a wasted opportunity!", but you don't have time to do it in the morning because you have class/work. You make up for it by doing a twofer after school, but it's just not the same.
wat
 
ZealousD said:
Here's another thought, do you normally do work on your computer in the same place you surf the web and such? If you have a laptop or something, move your computer to a different, less comfortable and more structured area to do your work in. You'd be surprised how much your environment affects your ability to do work.

Good advice.

Depending on my mood, I can get academic work done in my room... but I can almost always get it done in a library, or an empty classroom. It's not worth the risk to be comfortable.
 
I have a paper on Progressivism due Monday. Was due originally due on Wednesday but professor is a slacker. Had one on community-based economics and men's violence due this morning. and I have to give a presentation on politics in Italian tomorrow, so I feel your pain...

most boring paper i wrote this semester though was on neolithic japanese ceramic cultures. somehow it ended up being like 3 pages too long. fun!
 
Night_Trekker said:
Good advice.

Depending on my mood, I can get academic work done in my room... but I can almost always get it done in a library, or an empty classroom. It's not worth the risk to be comfortable.

True for me too... If I'm in my room it'll take upwards of 8 hours before I actually start doing work, then when i'm doing work I still take TV and internet breaks. But if i goto a library I just buckle down and do my work, only stopping to go for quick smoke breaks.
 
If I drink a pot of coffee, I'll get stuff done at home. It's really hard to concentrate on school work though when there are things to clean, forums, facebook, and now Netflix for xbox. I go to barnes and noble if I want to really crack down for a few hours...one day this year I was there from 10 a.m. - 7 p.m., with the exception of a meal break.
 
Well, I finished the paper and it looks pretty solid, not half-assed at all. I'm proud of myself and hope this is the start of a new attitude where I stop procrastinating and basically just become a more productive adult. It's time to get shit on track. Now for the girl...wish me luck.
 
I dunno why people leave shit for the last min. I always do my assignments the moment its assigned and have the rest of my free time to enjoy without worrying about stuff like that.

How can you guys do it?
 
dark_chris said:
I dunno why people leave shit for the last min. I always do my assignments the moment its due and have the rest of my free time to enjoy without worrying about stuff like that.

How can you guys do it?
We're masochists
 
kbear said:
Well, I finished the paper and it looks pretty solid, not half-assed at all. I'm proud of myself and hope this is the start of a new attitude where I stop procrastinating and basically just become a more productive adult. It's time to get shit on track. Now for the girl...wish me luck.

Nice :)

As for me, I ended up changing my entire introduction, ha ha. Other than that I'm good.
 
OH GOD, you people keep remanding me of how I fucked myself over this semester, I come to gaf to get away from life's problems not to confront them.
 
dark_chris said:
I dunno why people leave shit for the last min. I always do my assignments the moment its due and have the rest of my free time to enjoy without worrying about stuff like that.

How can you guys do it?
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I try to write a page a day, breaking it up into a paragraph every ten minutes or so if I have to. If it's a topic I'm really interested in then I'll be lazy and put it off until the last couple of days or so because I have a habit of writing three pages an hour if I'm really feeling it.
 
Maggot9 said:

He probably means that he starts the same day the assignment is assigned. That's a good habit because when you do that you have time to ask the teacher for feedback and when you do that it shows that you care and are interested in learning.
 
Glad to see you finished it.

I have the same problem, but what helps me sometimes is to just make sure I get a page or two done everyday starting at least a few days before the paper is due, depending on the paper length.

This turns into a first draft, if needed.
 
B!TCH said:
He probably means that he starts the same day the assignment is assigned. That's a good habit because when you do that you have time to ask the teacher for feedback and when you do that it shows that you care and are interested in learning.
I've always wanted to start doing that.
 
Metroidvania said:
Glad to see you finished it.

I have the same problem, but what helps me sometimes is to just make sure I get a page or two done everyday starting at least a few days before the paper is due, depending on the paper length.

This turns into a first draft, if needed.
One of my main problems is getting started. Once I finally get started on a paper, I become a machine and just knock it out in a few hours. This also happens with other things not just school stuff... like work, social things, even videogames. For example, I've owned Fallout 3 since the day it released at the end of October and finally decided to put the disc in over Thanksgiving and have been playing non-stop ever since. With this paper, when I finally knocked out the first paragraph I just kept going and going until it was finished. I've gotta learn to stop stalling and delaying and just get started on whatever shit I'm trying to do immediately otherwise life is gonna pass me by.
 
Pay someone to write it for you, or leach it from somebody's website. Isn't that what all the cool college kids are doing these days?
 
Timedog said:
I hate that shit. You're horny as fuck and there's no women in a 1 mile radius of your bedroom but so you start to jack off and you fall asleep. Then your alarm goes off and you're like, "what a wasted opportunity!", but you don't have time to do it in the morning because you have class/work. You make up for it by doing a twofer after school, but it's just not the same.

awesome...
 
I have a four page paper due tomorrow night, but I'll start on it a couple hrs before class and it'll be fine. However, I have a 12 page research paper about McCarthyism due on Sat. morning and I'm genuinely stressed out about it. I don't have enough sources right now and I don't know when I'm going to find the time to get it done.

Every time I do this for a big assignment, I tell myself I won't let it happen again, but here I am.
 
I have a 10-15 page paper due tomorrow on how Japan, China, and Korea use myths to create their ethnic backgrounds. Joy.
 
I'm writing a Nietzsche paper about his Parable of the Madman. I have no idea what in the hell I'm talking about, but I need about 10 more pages(I have 5). I'm going to do the period trick to push me a little closer

times like this I wish I had some adderall. Paper would have been done hours ago
 
Timedog said:
I hate that shit. You're horny as fuck and there's no women in a 1 mile radius of your bedroom but so you start to jack off and you fall asleep. Then your alarm goes off and you're like, "what a wasted opportunity!", but you don't have time to do it in the morning because you have class/work. You make up for it by doing a twofer after school, but it's just not the same.
That's a bit too much information, but okay.

Edit:

Personally I work better under pressure.

Hmm, me too. I'm the procrastinating type as well, and it doesn't get better because I've never been wtfpwned before. I'm kind of a master at getting everything done on time and well-done, since my school days. (My husband is the same, so he kind of has a similar bad habit.)
 
dark_chris said:
I dunno why people leave shit for the last min. I always do my assignments the moment its assigned and have the rest of my free time to enjoy without worrying about stuff like that.

How can you guys do it?

Personally I work better under pressure.
 
RoboPlato said:
I have a 10-15 page paper due tomorrow on how Japan, China, and Korea use myths to create their ethnic backgrounds. Joy.

Use Serge Gruzinski and Benedict Anderson. Their thories are going to work like a charm.
 
Just the sort of thing I don't miss about school, and makes waking up at 6:30 and getting hoem at 730 pm worthwile.

Just lock your bedroom door, sign off aim, and just hammer it out. Do 3-4 pages, stop , relax for a half hour, eat something, then just get back at it. I would always try to break it into groups. However, if your on a roll and the words are flowing just go for it.
 
Xeke said:
o lol

anyway im motivated by the sudden life changingness with the OP. i have every advantage. the world is my bitch. procrastinating ends now and forever. >:(
 
dark_chris said:
I dunno why people leave shit for the last min. I always do my assignments the moment its assigned and have the rest of my free time to enjoy without worrying about stuff like that.

How can you guys do it?
It usually involved me watching a lot of TV, doing everything possible to avoid the assignment til I had no other option but to do it. Then I'd fire up some music (with music I'd sit still and work without it, I'd go off and do other things.) and crank the paper out over the course of a night.
 
dark_chris said:
I dunno why people leave shit for the last min. I always do my assignments the moment its assigned and have the rest of my free time to enjoy without worrying about stuff like that.

How can you guys do it?
Tabbed browsing is a bitch.
 
I wrote a 25 page paper (excluding title, references, tables, figures) over 1 night once. I procrastinated so much and then I finally started at 8pm, finished at 7am and handed it in at 8:30am.

Fuck yes. FUCK YES. that was balls to walls stress for me. I got 88% on it too :D
 
i have an architecture project (the final!) due on wednesday, and i've been spending 6-8 hours per night in the studio working on it - don't procrastinate on big projects!
 
-COOLIO- said:
o lol

anyway im motivated by the sudden life changingness with the OP. i have every advantage. the world is my bitch. procrastinating ends now and forever. >:(
Just as soon as you get off GAF for the day, or finish whacking off, etc.? Because if that's the case, you sound like me.
 
I had a paper like that for one of my upper div IT Management Classes at UCSC. It was a 10-12 page book report (The Innovator's Dilemma), but you had to compare what was going on in the book with another company. It took me the entire day plus an hour before it was due to finish (it was my final for the class).

Ended up with an A paper and an A overall for the class. And I procrastinated like crazy before I wrote that paper (mainly studying for other finals and playing video games).
 
FAIL.


Like I do, of course.

The irony is that I have read that there (for the Netherlands) is a relatively strong negative relationship between education and the number of gamesystems one owns.

Gotta own them all, right?


:(
 
YakiSOBA said:
I wrote a 25 page paper (excluding title, references, tables, figures) over 1 night once. I procrastinated so much and then I finally started at 8pm, finished at 7am and handed it in at 8:30am.

Fuck yes. FUCK YES. that was balls to walls stress for me. I got 88% on it too :D
o/
 
I have a 10-12 page paper due tomorrow at 10:00 am.

I've got 3 pages of outlines.

How many pages do you think that'll turn into?

Man fuck I hate writing papers.
 
dark_chris said:
I dunno why people leave shit for the last min. I always do my assignments the moment its assigned and have the rest of my free time to enjoy without worrying about stuff like that.

How can you guys do it?

I got better grades on papers that I completed a day or two before its due date.
 
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