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I honestly don't know what to do.

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bjork said:
If this were a sitcom, she'd use it against you later for some humiliating favor, or she'd blurt it out at dinner or something. While having hotdogs for dinner.
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if this were a romantic comedy he woulda jizzed just as she walked into the room and it woulda hit her in the face and then he woulda told her it was some kind of lotion or hair gel.
 
J said:
It was pretty much like this.
ME: *jerkin*
ME: *Notice she's there* What are you doing in here? *while putting my junk away and closing porno*
Her: I'm sorry but I wanted this and that.
She runs out and I lock the door again close it and lament for a few hours.

My rooms door has a wall next to it and the lights were off. It can easily provide a place to hide or not be noticed.
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Very important questions

1. Was the sound on?
2. Was the monitor facing the doorway? (that's a rookie mistake)
3. How LONG do you think she was there before you noticed her? This is very important because if she was in your room for more than... 5, or 6 seconds - you'll have to just live with it, no story is going to be able to cover that shit up.

Edit: Aw boring, it's all over.
 
Well, now the initial embarrassment is up you now have full reign to release the kraken any time you want, regardless of privacy.


Atleast thats how it worked in my house.
 
"I honestly don't know what to do."

Jebus, how old are you? 15? A relative caught you masturbating, big deal.
Might aswell put on some Linkin Park.
 
NIN90 said:
"I honestly don't know what to do."

Jebus, how old are you? 15? A relative caught you masturbating, big deal.
Might aswell put on some Linkin Park.
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Well... I've never been caught for 20 yrs so excuse me for being frantic the first time it happens.
Not to mention it's not my mom or some older person who'd understand.
 
am i the only one who is more interested in a 9 year old's silent lock-picking ninja skills?

and op, locking your door might save you the immediate confrontational embarrassment, but you're fooling no-one. might as well just hang a "do not disturb - whackin' it" hanger on your door.
 
ghst said:
am i the only one who is more interested in a 9 year old's silent lock-picking ninja skills?

and op, locking your door might save you the immediate confrontational embarrassment, but you're fooling no-one. might as well just hang a "do not disturb - whackin' it" hanger on your door.
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This is GAF, ya never know. :lol
 
ghst said:
am i the only one who is more interested in a 9 year old's silent lock-picking ninja skills?

and op, locking your door might save you the immediate confrontational embarrassment, but you're fooling no-one. might as well just hang a "do not disturb - whackin' it" hanger on your door.
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Sound was ON for porno.
 
DMeisterJ said:
Should have just told her you were training your dragon... Bet she wouldn't want to believe they're real anymore.
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hahaha

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J said:
My young impressionable sister caught me jerking it. She's only 9 years old. My door was locked but somehow she found a way in. I don't even know how I can look at her the same way. This is the worst day of my life.
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I've seen that porn before... ohh wait.. she was really 9? Not some coked out 32 year old porno star?

Wow man.. I have nothing to say... go with the Cream story, applying Cream from the doctor.
 
"O....Onii-chan...do you touch yourself there...cause it feels good?

I...I love Onii-chan a lot and I feel good when he plays with me and we go out for ice cream...

I want to make you feel good too...so...let me do this for you Onii-chan....



oh...oh onii-chan what is happening to it?


oh....

OH....



Is this cake frosting?"
 
J said:
My door was locked. She loves me and tries to hang out with me as much as possible, which would explain why she actually got through the locked door. Also this happened during the early morning hours on a sunday (5:00) I came to GAF to find some direction.
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My god, you dirty bastard!
 
OP, you're responsible for ending her innocent childhood at age 9. She's immediately going to enter her dark teen phase. Her whole outlook on life will probably drastically change for the worse, and she'll probably start liking women now. Good going. :lol
 
If you have an older sister, try telling her what happened, and let her deal with you lil sis. Or maybe even go to your mom and tell her what happened. I bet she knows how to deal with the situation
 
Meh. You ignore the event and she'll ignore the event. Yeah, it is very embarrassing but I doubt it is a big deal. And she is probably almost as embarrassed as you are.
 
k seriously... as horrible as it sounds, tell your mom and let her know if your sister has any questions or something then she can talk to your mom....

girls are a little different than boys when it comes to this type of stuff and it can really eat at them if they dunno what exactly went on...

if she seen your penis she's probably worried that you exposed yourself to her and she doesn't know exactly what happened or what it even means... obviously there's a connection between the porn and your erect penis :P but she has no real experience with boys so it's all a big mystery to her

i remember some boy at day care exposed himself to my sister when she was like 8-9 and my sister would cry at night and we didn't know why because she didn't tell anyone... and eventually she told my mom that a boy had indeed done this... so obviously it had a much bigger impact on her than anyone really expected... obviously it wasn't a big deal because he didn't ask her to like have sex with him... but just the reasoning behind it, she couldn't deal with....

that's all i have to really say on the subject... i know you talked to her about not going into your room unannounced, but she could still be bothered by it :P... it's up toooo yoooooooooooou
 
dustytruly said:
k seriously... as horrible as it sounds, tell your mom and let her know if your sister has any questions or something then she can talk to your mom....

girls are a little different than boys when it comes to this type of stuff and it can really eat at them if they dunno what exactly went on...

if she seen your penis she's probably worried that you exposed yourself to her and she doesn't know exactly what happened or what it even means... obviously there's a connection between the porn and your erect penis :P but she has no real experience with boys so it's all a big mystery to her

i remember some boy at day care exposed himself to my sister when she was like 8-9 and my sister would cry at night and we didn't know why because she didn't tell anyone... and eventually she told my mom that a boy had indeed done this... so obviously it had a much bigger impact on her than anyone really expected... obviously it wasn't a big deal because he didn't ask her to like have sex with him... but just the reasoning behind it, she couldn't deal with....

that's all i have to really say on the subject... i know you talked to her about not going into your room unannounced, but she could still be bothered by it :P... it's up toooo yoooooooooooou
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Anecdotal evidence aside are you a psychologist?
 
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