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[KingFire]

Was she tough?

I have been waiting for this!

 

[Omni]

Was she hot?

She wasn't ugly by any account.

 

[TheSeks]

read this as "i banged my mum last night"

So did I and expected an epic thread.

At least I still get a possible epic thread.

 

[-Horizon-]

Was she tough?

Moms are tough

LOL

 

[Cow Mengde]

I nearly lost my shit when I read the thread title wrong.

My initial thought as well.

Kind of disappointed at the lack of incestuous behaviour. =(

Okay, I wasn't the only one.

read this as "i banged my mum last night"

You guys are a bunch of sick fucks!!!!!!!

Spoiler

I miss read the thread title too ;_____;

 

[javac]

chill. Mom's are tough.

 

[kai3345]

Here you go

 

[BadAss2961]

She wasn't ugly by any account. Maybe a Tad above average? Plus had a great ass.

Now I need pics.

I nearly lost my shit when I read the thread title wrong.

And this.

 

[ginger ninja]

Here you go

nope.avi..not reading this

 

[FO-totality]

Motherfucker...

.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Here you go

"Were you able to bring your Mom to orgasm?"
----------OP - "Yes!"

That was when I said "bye." The exclamation point sealed it.

 

[gutter_trash]

I read the thread title as ''I hooked up with my mom... ''

 

[Demon Ice]

You took it out of the sarcophagus and everything?

Hahahahaha

 

[DominoKid]

You're their father now.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Link?

I'll warn you that you probably don't want to read any of this.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78002625#post78002625

EDIT: Oh, someone already was kind enough to share

 

[BakedPigeon]

Why would you feel bad for hooking up with a mom? That's a good t hing.

 

[Demon Ice]

Here you go

This thing is slowly finding its way into every OT thread.

 

[Gorillaz]

I read the thread title as ''I hooked up with my mom... ''

I kno right

 

[Arkos]

I feel like that reddit thread deserves its own thread, it's like a SexGAF thread disease now (STD)

Edit: is that allowable? It really could clear out some other threads

 

[Demon Ice]

I feel like that reddit thread deserves its own thread, it's like a SexGAF thread disease now (STD)

Edit: is that allowable? It really could clear out some other threads

I feel like there have been threads made about Reddit stuff before.

I'll leave it up to you.

 

[Highwind]

Glad I wasn't the only guy that read the thread title wrong.

 

[Elija2]

Here you go

Why isn't there an erotic novel based on this story yet?

 

[Spinluck]

Here you go

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

In 3-5 years, most of the girls you fuck will be moms. It's not a big deal.

My first thought. Im 31 and most women that I get involved with have a kid. Not a big deal at all.

 

[Arkos]

My first thought. Im 31 and most women that I get involved with have a kid. Not a big deal at all.

You forget the car window bashing ex

 

[Evolution_1ne]

OHHHHHHH with a mom......not your mom.....ok...ok, almost lost my shit for a minute there.

 

[javac]

Here you go

Go back whence you cum!

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

You forget the car window bashing ex

Luckily havent had to deal with too much baby daddy drama, I wouldnt deal with that shit.

 

[Stellactic]

Dude she's old enough to have a daughter your age. Should have stuck around to scope out the scene.

 

[geomon]

She wasn't ugly by any account. Maybe a Tad above average? Plus had a great ass.

Continue...

 

[Gintoki313]

Glad I wasn't the only guy that read the thread title wrong.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Winterfang]

I nearly lost my shit when I read the thread title wrong.

LOL me too.

 

[aparisi2274]

Congrats, you lucky SOB!!! You bagged a MILF!! If your friends are giving you shit, kick them in the nuts and then go back to enjoying your victory!

 

[marrec]

I hooked up with a mom last night too.

 

[Hiccup]

Ironic. I just hooked up with a 36 year old whom has two kids. Feels good man.

 

[ZROCOOL]

I did something similar last week. Minus being drunk


We met at a grocery store

 

[Oblivion]

I went out with my first milf a couple months back. I didn't exactly know what she looked like, but my gawd, she turned out to be a goddess. Pretty face, great body, with nice, gigantic, succulent melons.

Shame we didn't see each other again after the first date. :/

Was she tough?

Moms are tough

chill. Mom's are tough.

Sigh, okay boys. Whats the deal with this meme?

 

[aly]

I don't think you should feel bad other than the fact that you were drunk and I hope you used protection.

It really does bother me that people have no problem bringing random strangers into their home to sleep with when they have kids. Seems kinda irresponsible.

 

[Elija2]

Haha, enough people misread the title that it had to be changed to put emphasis on the "a".

 

[Arkos]

Mods on fire. I'll share a story, alam Moment 0

2 kids, subpoena, sex, apartment, separation, roommate, landlord, 37, 21, (odds?), divorce, omg they're in the room and on the bed

brofistOP

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I went out with my first milf a couple months back. I didn't exactly know what she looked like, but my gawd, she turned out to be a goddess. Pretty face, great body, with nice, gigantic, succulent melons.

Shame we didn't see each other again after the first date. :/







Sigh, okay boys. Whats the deal with this meme?

Final Fantasy 13

 

[ohlawd]

Sigh, okay boys. Whats the deal with this meme?

"Moms are tough" is from Final Fantasy XIII. Go play it

 

[TheGreatDirector]

 

[Yawnier]

Mods on fire. I'll share a story, alam Moment 0

2 kids, subpoena, sex, apartment, separation, roommate, landlord, 37, 21, (odds?), divorce, omg they're in the room and on the bed

brofistOP

U wot?

 

[Omni]

I don't think you should feel bad other than the fact that you were drunk and I hope you used protection.

It really does bother me that people have no problem bringing random strangers into their home to sleep with when they have kids. Seems kinda irresponsible.

You'll have to imagine my surprise when I was in her and her 15 year old daughter comes out into the loungeroom. I didn't even know that she had kids... (We had a blanket over us and it was dark... but still. Christ)

 

[Gintoki313]

You'll have to imagine my surprise when I was in her and her 15 year old daughter comes out into the loungeroom. I didn't even know that she had kids... (We had a blanket over us and it was dark... but still. Christ)

She was 15 and didn't know why she was making noise!? I thought by at least the age 12 every kid knows about the birds and the bees.

 

[Phire Phox]

You'll have to imagine my surprise when I was in her and her 15 year old daughter comes out into the loungeroom. I didn't even know that she had kids... (We had a blanket over us and it was dark... but still. Christ)

Well, this story's getting interesting

 

[-COOLIO-]

first of all, congrats on the sex.

second, ya its totally normal, moms like sex too. win, win.

and congrats on the sex.

 

[aly]

You'll have to imagine my surprise when I was in her and her 15 year old daughter comes out into the loungeroom. I didn't even know that she had kids... (We had a blanket over us and it was dark... but still. Christ)

Good lord. If that was my mom I would've been traumatized lol. Like I said I don't think this is your fault, but this chick sounds really irresponsible.

 

[Arkos]

You'll have to imagine my surprise when I was in her and her 15 year old daughter comes out into the loungeroom. I didn't even know that she had kids... (We had a blanket over us and it was dark... but still. Christ)

Whooooaaa

Back up. Let's hear more about this