EYYYYY ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT HURT-TURTLE EMBARRASIN' THE LEAGUE, GOLLYCHINNIK SPYIN' ON AMERICA AN' CANADA AN' FLEURY MAKIN' A MOCKERY OF GOALTENDIN'.
LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS, CAULIFLOWER JOE HERE IS EMBARRASIN' NEOGAF WITH HIS SALTINESS. THIS THREAD IS REAL PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE LIKE LOLONGO IN VANCOUVER LETTIN' ALL THEM GOALS IN.
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY KIDS: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW CAULIFLOWER JOE IN A STALL TYPIN' UP THIS THREAD. HE HAD HIS DOOR OPEN BECAUSE HE AIN'T A REAL CANADIAN LIKE THAT. I SAW HIM SIT THERE AND TYPE LIKE A SISSY, NOT LIKE BOBBY ORR.
BOBBY WOULDA TYPED OUT A REAL AGGRESSIVE THREAD AND GOTTEN HIMSELF BANNED, LIKE THAT SOCREGES GUY. GOD LOVE 'EM.