It's always funny to see people calling those sad slices of grease the best pizza ever.
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I just ate a pizza with a knife and fork...
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Adam_Roman
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Too easy.
I mean, Hawaiian pizza is seriously my favorite pizza, but I know all of GAF thinks it's the worst thing to happen to pizza.
You know that but you posted that we can all agree it's the best. Yuuuuppp
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Big Chungus
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pizza hut makes the best pizza, delicious!
Hard to disagree. I'm bout that Asiago crust life.
Morrigan Stark
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It honestly looks like weird life forms that sprouted on the dough when too much time has passed.
Weird, disgusting, evil life forms.
...Which I'd still rather eat over the actual food he described.
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Fine Ham Abounds
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Rosti's abomination sounds bizarre but when you think about it, it's a mix of complimentary flavors that if you didn't know what it was wouldn't be quite as offensive. The worst offender here is the licorice, but since it's candy its mostly actually anise flavoring, which would be complimented by the crust if not the red sauce.
I've eaten deep dish with a knife and fork before. I had a toothache so tearing the pizza with my teeth would have been problematic, but the pizza was free and I'm not turning down free pizza from a place I like.
I've eaten deep dish with a knife and fork before. I had a toothache so tearing the pizza with my teeth would have been problematic, but the pizza was free and I'm not turning down free pizza from a place I like.
Nostremitus
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Thanks to this thread...
I just called in a sweet potato pizza with cheese crust and an order of garlic potatoes from Pizza School.
Korean pizza combinations took some getting used to, but now I love it.
I just called in a sweet potato pizza with cheese crust and an order of garlic potatoes from Pizza School.
Korean pizza combinations took some getting used to, but now I love it.
Neapolitan is mostly eaten with a knife and fork in Italy, but especially Naples.
The way it was always meant to be.
Dreadnought
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The op offended me so much I ordered some pizza hut
Gravy Boat
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It's worse when people eat burgers with a knife and fork. My girlfriend does it all the time and it embarrasses me when we're eating out.
-MD-
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hydrophilic attack
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why not
ZackieChan
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How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history, OP?
Diprosalic
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there's another way to eat pizza than knife and fork?
Yes, there's also the right way.
Diprosalic
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interesting, i'll tell that to the people who invented it and still use knife and fork.
Dreadnought
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Aztechnology
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Gravy Boat
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If greasy pizza is the reason you eat pizza with a knife and fork then maybe you should just stop paying for bad pizza.
Nostremitus
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Pineapple is great on a pizza. I realized this after having it on kabobs and learning how amazing cooked pineapple is. Then I tried it on pizza and never looked back.
Of course, pizza is eaten by hand... The only utensil needed is the slicer.
Of course, pizza is eaten by hand... The only utensil needed is the slicer.
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Chicago style looks a lot more appealing than New York, being a Brit I've never had either but if you said I could try either it would be Chicago, New York is just oversized thin crust.
You know, I thought that but all the references to folding your slice makes me think it's considerably less shrapnelicious that your average thin crust.
Being from Chicago I love both and Chicago deep dish I use a knife and fork.
Troubled Bat
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Goddamn savages I tell you.
I eat pizza with knife and fork most of the time. Means that
1) I don't get my hands dirty
2) can eat it when it's still so hot that it's uncomfortable to eat with hands but not so hot that it melts your tongue.
3) can eat some pizzas that just have such a thin crust it doesn't hold its form well. That kind of pizza is annoying to eat by hands. Some pizzas only hold their form better once they are cold and I don't want to have to wait for that.
4) I can better control the size & "type" of each bite I take with a knife & work. If I see that some part in the pizza has too much of one topping and there's too little of it elsewhere, I can just move shit around with a knife & fork.
1) I don't get my hands dirty
2) can eat it when it's still so hot that it's uncomfortable to eat with hands but not so hot that it melts your tongue.
3) can eat some pizzas that just have such a thin crust it doesn't hold its form well. That kind of pizza is annoying to eat by hands. Some pizzas only hold their form better once they are cold and I don't want to have to wait for that.
4) I can better control the size & "type" of each bite I take with a knife & work. If I see that some part in the pizza has too much of one topping and there's too little of it elsewhere, I can just move shit around with a knife & fork.
Its much closer to actual pizza than what Chicago people call their stuffed bread bowls.
It's quite simple to deduct why.
Google search for a Italian pizza.
Google search for a Swedish pizza.
Google search for a NYC pizza.
Google search for a Chicago style "pizza"
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is a fucking food cake.
I've eaten all those I've mentioned and NYC pizza was among the best I have ever tasted, amazing stuff.
PeskyToaster
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everyone bows to detroit style.
Snkfanatic
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Tried it...didn't like it. Not a fan of putting sauce on the top of the pizza
All these threads about pizza has me wanting to order one for lunch while I play DOOM. Gonna be a good day.
mysocksarepink
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I feel like more people need to point out the fact that this much savagery should probably be illegal. god damn, man, let them live!
also, ny-pizza-gaf joining in to agree, please don't ruin pizza by eating it with a fork and knife. just doesn't make sense
also, did someone in this thread put licorice on a piece of pita and have the audacity to call that pizza?
It keeps your hands clean. It doesn't affect the taste at all. Some of you are being ridiculous about this. >_>;
BibiMaghoo
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Savage OP, Savage. Next you will be combing your hair with bones.
It affects the experience and the mouthfeel.
ElectricBlanketFire
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I'm proud of you OP.
I believe that there's good pizza in NY (never been there), but the ones that you mostly see people eating on TV looks sad.
I mean, this is what I expect when talking about pizza:
Not this:
It depends on what style of pizza we're talking about. Most US pizza I had is a ton of work with knife&fork thanks to the ultra-thick dough. But when a pizza isn't 80% bread, you tend to need a knife and fork because slices tend to be too thin towards the middle to reliably hold in your hand.
And for the brave among you - try eating pizza with an egg(that wasn't overcooked) without knife-and-fork and let me know how that goes.
And for the brave among you - try eating pizza with an egg(that wasn't overcooked) without knife-and-fork and let me know how that goes.
I believe that there's good pizza in NY (never been there), but the ones that you mostly see people eating on TV looks sad.
I mean, this is what I expect when talking about pizza:
Not this:
The bottom looks fine if the crust is decent quality (don't go eating that style if your a sauce connoisseur though since it's usually very minimal). Overcooking the cheese a bit gives a flavor that I really like.
There's a take-out only place near where I live that does it very well. I forgot the name otherwise I'd totally recommend it in this thread.
WorriedCitizen
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Of all the food things people get up in arms about this is one of the silliest. Italians eat pizza with knife and fork so that should never have become a taboo in the first place.
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