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[22•22]

Oh, a French breakfast. Nice.

Dutch. But I guess it's a European thing

 

[22•22]

keeps the hunger at Bay, for fasting having an easier way

 

[SJRB]

Paying 30 dollars for that

 

[Putonahappyface]

30 dollars for that, goddamn.

Also that is way too much food for just a breakfast.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Seriously, $5 for a goddamn croissant.
In Italy that one would cost you €2 tops. Heck, maybe 2.50 now the price of everything is up, but it's been a couple months since I had breakfast out, so I doubt it's that much yet.

 

[thefool]

That croissant looks pretty nice but 30$ for that? Damn.

 

[GeekyDad]

Looks excellent.

Worth $30? Hell nah!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My wife and I went out yesterday to pick fresh blueberries. So this morning, we made waffles.

Why is the butter on the plate, under the waffle?

Salmon, mocha and croissant.

No pancakes, miniature USA flags or a gun?

Your pic is more European than regulations on the density of bags for safe storage of root vegetables during transit.

What could possibly go wrong if I brought guns to downtown Chicago?

Seriously, $5 for a goddamn croissant.
In Italy that one would cost you €2 tops. Heck, maybe 2.50 now the price of everything is up, but it's been a couple months since I had breakfast out, so I doubt it's that much yet.

Well, next time I will tell the boss we need to meet in Italy so I can save $3 on breakfast.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Are those...slices of peanut butter? Or some other unholy malaise?

 

[jshackles]

Why is the butter on the plate, under the waffle?

Bro, this is the ultimate butter-melting strategy.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Bro, this is the ultimate butter-melting strategy.

I never knew there was a strategy to melting butter.

 

[Bragr]

Are those...slices of peanut butter? Or some other unholy malaise?

It's cheese.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

It's cheese.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It's cheese.

Fromünda?

 

[Sub_Level]

Looks good OP.

Most I splurged for myself on Doordash was prolly $40. That was with the discount I get from being a member and not including the tip.

 

[MrMephistoX]

I made my self the one Chinese breakfast all white people in China enjoy.

 

[John Marston]

Maiden Voyage has a PLAN.

 

[Bragr]

Fromünda?

Breakfast of champions.

 

[PonyStation4]

My breakfast every morning

Nutritional information

 

[SpiceRacz]

My breakfast every morning

Nutritional information

Only 20 grams of protein in 400 calories? And soy?

 

[John Marston]

What used to be my breakfast 30 years ago when I was a dashing drunk.
Guinness with an egg at 6 AM after a whole night of partying gives you a fake feeling of eating a steak with potatoes but later at 10 AM when you fall flat on your face you're happy when you wake up that you're not in jail.

 

[It's all in the wrist]

That's a whole damn croissant.

 

[SlimySnake]

Maiden Voyage You’re an American though, so technically it’s just food to you, and overpriced food at that. I will say that the chocolate croissant does look good, how much was it?

Fun fact. Had a chocolate crossaint while visiting Venice, Italy and they call them Faggotos. I dont even like chocolate crossaints, but I HAD to order a faggato.

 

[AlteredForms]

but I HAD to order a faggato.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[SlimySnake]

My breakfast every morning

Nutritional information

Does it taste like milk? or an icecream shake? Impressive amount of vitamins, but man I dont like the high carbs or the Maltodextrin. Why cant they use natural sugars like stevia?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I mean i was about to praise you until i remembered only children order chocolate croissants.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I make my own. This time I used sourdough bread, avocado, sriracha seasoning, chopped green onion, and sriracha sauce on top.

My wife saves the photos. I don’t typically take food pictures. Which is why it’s a screenshot.

 

[jshackles]

My breakfast every morning

I drank these for a while, but they can seriously fuck with your health.

 

[BadBurger]

 

[bender]

We should kick you and that bakery out of the country for calling that an American breakfast and having the audacity to serve it in the first place.

 

[PonyStation4]

Only 20 grams of protein in 400 calories? And soy?

It's a 414ml bottle serving as a healthy meal replacement, not a protein shake. It takes 30 seconds to drink, saving a lot of time and effort in the morning.

 

[Methos#1975]

No bacon? No biscuits and gravy? Grits and eggs? What's American about this?

 

[SpiceRacz]

It's a 414ml bottle serving as a healthy meal replacement, not a protein shake. It takes 30 seconds to drink, saving a lot of time and effort in the morning.

With 24g of fat no less. That's fucking insane. Stop drinking that shit and eat real food.

 

[GeekyDad]

No bacon? No biscuits and gravy? Grits and eggs? What's American about this?

True enough. The pastry is, what, French or something. The bagel is Polish (I think). Still looks delicious (and over-the-fuck-priced as hell), but yeah, not much American about it. Then again, nothing we have here truly is, as we're all immigrants, except for, well, Native Americans. Don't think they did much bacon and eggs.

 

[Chittagong]

At least it wasn’t a strugglewich

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-it-common-to-make-big-multi-topping-sandwiches-in-the-us.1121470/

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Fun fact. Had a chocolate crossaint while visiting Venice, Italy and they call them Faggotos. I dont even like chocolate crossaints, but I HAD to order a faggato.

I think it's spelled fagotto.

... yeah, still doesn't sound well in English.

 

[dr_octagon]

Maiden Voyage £15, unlimited bagels. Get rekt m8.

You aren't even from New York. Poser.

 

[RJMacready73]

I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.

That's not a breakfast, that's showing the world you can't fight and like animé, here's what I had this morning...

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Cannot beat

 

[RJMacready73]

Cannot beat

Breakfast of champions, I've had a few stella breakfasts going over to watch the match, always ended up in a bad state

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I mean i was about to praise you until i remembered only children order chocolate croissants.

It was the only kind of croissant they had and I did not want to have a donut or other pastry. Forgive me dad.

That's not a breakfast, that's showing the world you can't fight and like animé, here's what I had this morning...

Well, it is probably true that I can't fight well. I will not, however, take insults about liking anime idly. Anime is for jerks.

 

[darrylgorn]

I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.

This is an American breakfast?

Bruh, even Canada laughs at how little there is there.

 

[Liljagare]

30 bucks for that?! Yikes.

 

[Mihos]

Nothing is less American than a breakfast with no bacon

 

[22•22]

This is an American breakfast?

Bruh, even Canada laughs at how little there is there.

Sometimes the products/price correlation isn't a issue. But yeah 30$ mister richy rich tsssk

 

[22•22]

Nothing is less American than a breakfast with no bacon

 

[Tams]

Lox - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Americans are weird.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Americans are weird.

Which part is weird? Lox is fantastic.