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I just had the freakiest hook-up ever

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People keep shitting on slasher/horror movies "They know there's a killer around, but here they go, having sex in the dark!"
 
The horniness is strong with this one lol. I had a similar experience but replace the guy with a female security guard who caught us full nude in the back seat. I jumped out of my car and she musta thought I was gonna chase her and she took off running screaming into her walkie talkie thing. I then jumped in the front seat fully nude and still Fckn horny as it was in the middle of the best part!! The other guy is in the back seat saying googogo and I put me car in first gear and peel out of there nearly hitting the fence on the way out I see her flashlight pointing where we were and the other guy is like let me out here I'll walk home in case we get pulled over. I then ask him...... If I can finish....... He gives me this stare that I'll never forget, sorta like that stare that Samuel L Jackson gives in like 95% of his movies when he's pissed.. Like he was thinking... Really... Really you still wanna fck after that you stupid mutha fcker. Then he just takes off walking and I'm thinking.. Fck... I'm horny as hell... So I think to myself well... I can drive like 10 miles to a friend's and mess around with him. I literally stay on the side of the road at 1200 midnight for like 5 mins thinking if I should drive there while my Lil dude is still at full mast saying you dumb Bitch let's go get some A$$!!!

Luckily logic wins. (plus a low gas tank and no debit cards or cash) so I drive home fully nude. Which is boss af and I recommend you try it at least once. So I get home I reach back to get my pants and shirt and I notice the shirt isn't mine and one of my shoes is missing... So I'm like fck it I'll cut my losses. I walk back in and my brother and sister are awake.. They look at me and they say... Ok... What the fck happened or do we not wanna know. I laugh and walk to my room. Then they both run up give me a cold Coke and say ok... We need details.

I explain everything as we're all really close and they bust out laughing. Next day I go to the mall and we buy me some new shoes... The moral of my story is hmmmm ummm I guess if you get caught having sex in a car you'll get a new pair of shoes...

Fck I shoulda made my first thread about this story....
 
That was probably a sex thing.

Might be some meeting place for dogging and/or husbands being secretively bi/gay etc.

So he thought you gave him the signal but that you wanted to do it at different place.
You lead him on, explaining his frustration in the end.
 
Ok

I burst out laughing at how this sounded like it was going to be a story about how the hook-up was actually a word play of the situation of the guy chasing you.

But then after going through essentially a Halloween scene of a guy chasing you for god knows what, 'and then we had sex'. Amazing. I guess adrenaline really does that.
 
JustAnotherMike said:
Until you mentioned that you still got to get down I assumed the other guy bailed on you.

What was his commentary during all this?
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Multiple variations of "Is he following us? Yep. Fuck. He's following us."
"Do you think he wanted to join in?"
"He ugly"
"I should write a book about this"

Dude is also well-connected, so he was debating if he would need to call in a favour by the end of the night.

Dr.Acula said:
Do you think it was Ronnie Pickering?
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Who...?

Quotient said:
I'm curious, why didn't you drive to a local police station? You could always call ahead and inform them of the car following you and have an officer outside waiting.
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FTF said:
You should have just drove to the nearest police station when he was following you.
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The local police stations are closed at night :| Unfortunately it was also quiet for a Friday night (probably because Easter is coming up), so not many people about either. Honestly we were freaking out a bit and didn't think to call anyone or even film the other car. We weren't sure if he was following us at first, and he quite suddenly became aggressive in pursuing once it became apparent I knew he was tailing us.
 
He's already looking for you...

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The scary dude was a metaphor for sexual performance anxiety. You tried to escape him and it was difficult but you've managed to overcome him. Congratulations.
 
Thanks OP, that was very entertaining. It would have been cooler if that dude you boned revealed that psycho who chased you guys was his ex and also a suspected axe murderer.
 
Minishdriveby said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlight_flashing

Read the urban legend section:

"Beginning in the early 1980s, a widespread rumor regarding flashing headlights was spread mainly through fax, and later on the internet. The rumor stated that various gangs across the United States carry out an initiation wherein the initiate drives around at night with his headlights off. Whichever driver flashes his headlamps in response to the unlit car becomes the target; to complete the initiation, the prospective gang member must hunt down and shoot, kill, assault, or rape the target.[65] The story was widely spread by many government organizations, including the New Mexico State Police.[6] This rumor has been proven an urban legend.[66]

The story originated in Montana in the early 1980s, where it was rumored that the Hells Angels bike gang was initiating recruits in this way. By 1984, the story had spread to Eugene, Oregon, where it had morphed into a story of Latino and black gangs targeting whites.[65] In August 1993, the story once again appeared, this time spread through fax and email forwarding. Warning of a "blood initiation weekend" on 25 and 26 September, the rumor this time led some police departments to issue warnings after having received the fake ones.[65] In February 1994, a resident of Massillon, Ohio revived the rumor by issuing flyers which claimed that killings would take place at Westfield Belden Village. After a night of sending faxes to local businesses, the person was arrested for inducing panic.[65]

The rumor once again spread in October 1998, when a new fax, this time claiming to originate with a Drug Abuse Resistance Education (DARE) officer in Texas. The rumor spread further when officials in the San Diego government circulated the fax among city agencies; this version of the fax, though quickly dismissed within city government when it was found that the Sheriff's office had no real connection to it, now appeared to be a legitimate government-issued document.[65] Also in the fall of 1998, the Sheriff's office of Nassau County, Florida sent a warning about such gang initiation to the county fire department, who subsequently spread the fax to all county agencies. Police dispatcher Ann Johnson had thought the message urgent enough to send, but had not bothered to check its legitimacy.[65]"
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I'm surprised more people aren't quoting this
 
I had something like this happen. I was driving through the countryside, on my way to visit a friend. This was just after he moved to a new place, and I hadn't been to that particular town in years. I guess I missed a turn so I got lost.

So there I am, driving through the dark, only woods, fields and a couple of farms here and there. I pull up by the side of the road, get out to stretch my legs and a quick smoke (I had been driving for about 2 hours), and call my friend for directions while standing next to my car. I get back in, and as I start to drive away I can see this other car pull up behind me from a side road. There was no other traffic at all at that time, and he's driving super close to me the entire time. I'm already in an area where I don't know the way and have to try and find road signs and figure out my route, and this dickhead is constantly on my ass, with his lights blinding me the entire time. He has plenty of opportunities to pass by me (and I slowed down a couple of times to just let him pass, but he never did), and this goes on for another half hour. He's just constantly following me at every weird turn. When I finally get to this town he pulls up next to me, and it's this wide eyed looking crazy dude just staring at me, and he tries to block me from continuing on the road. Some people walk up because they can see something weird was going on, and he gets the hell out of there.

Super strange. I figured it was a paranoid guy who didn't like me stopping near his farm at that time of night (although I was definitely not on his private property, just the side of the road) and thought I was up to something. It wasn't the kind of area that sees a lot of traffic after a certain time. But the way he followed me was just insane, at times I was just convinced he wanted to ram me off the road or something.

Or he's just a normal (if slightly paranoid) guy who still tells this same story from his perspective, but where I'm the crazy guy. Although I didn't do anything wrong beyond getting lost a bit. Maybe he thinks he's a hero stopped a robbery or a drug deal or something, instead of just freaking out a random stranger.

Sadly my story did not end in sex, just a couple of friendly beers.
 
The person you were hooking up with is actually a murderer who lures his pray in with sex.

Dude was just trying to warn you. Youre fucked OP
 
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