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Short story long, I told my girlfriend I would take something over to her apartment tonight. I got there, and her cellphone was off. I wandered around her building, trying to bust my way into one of the locked entries to get up to her place, knock on the door, and deliver the goods. As I came around the back, I happened to glance into the window of one of the apartments on the bottom floor. It's totally on ground level, and I wasn't snooping. It was pitch black outside, and the person had their television on. Except it wasn't their television, it was a computer monitor. I did a double-take when I noticed what looked to be the heaving torso of a woman with VERY nice, perky breasts. It was a complete reflex reaction. I repeat, I was not trying to spy on anyone! I chuckled to myself - "Is this person really watching porn with the blinds open?" I did a quick scan of the place, only to see that the guy was sitting right in front of the monitor, with his back to me, at a 90 degree angle to the monitor, furiously beating his meat. The motion was unmistakable. Part of me was fascinated in a horrified sort of way, and I wanted to stand there, watch, and confirm that I actually WAS seeing what I was seeing. But then I realized, "Jesus Christ, what if he turns around and sees ME standing here, watching him rub his dong? I don't want to be the guy that watches other guys masturbate!" I quickly made my way toward the parking lot, but after I got like five or 10 steps past the window, the full reality of the situation just hit me: I SAW A GUY RUBBING HIS PENIS, FRENETICALLY, TO PORNOGRAPHY. I feel like part of my childhood has been torn away. I fear my own wiener will never work again. Has anyone else ever gone through a situation like this? And if so, can I ever hope to erase the memory of it from my brain? And what sort of a person, on the bottom floor of a massive apartment building along a busy street, just rubs one out in plain view, without at least lowering the shades?
 
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I wandered around her building, trying to bust my way into one of the locked entries to get up to her place, knock on the door, and deliver the goods. As I came around the back, I happened to glance into the window of one of the apartments on the bottom floor.
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That doesn't sound like "the street" to me. It sounds like an alley. Am I missing something?
 
Soul4ger said:
I don't want to be the guy that watches other guys masturbate!
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But you are that guy

I feel like part of my childhood has been torn away.
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What does that even mean?
 
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That doesn't sound like "the street" to me. It sounds like an alley. Am I missing something?
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His apartment was in the back of the building, so, admittedly, it isn't along the busy street. But there are no alleys. His place was viewable from the two not-quite-as-busy-but-still-steady side streets, plus the back of the building opens onto a large parking lot. Like I said, it's a fairly big apartment building.
 
What's the big deal here ? you saw anther dude masturbating, it's hardly the end of the world, we all do it.
 
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I told my girlfriend I would take something over to her apartment tonight. I got off trying to bust my way into one of the entries to get up to her place, and deliver the goods. As I came around the back, I happened to glance into the bottom floor. It's totally on ground level, and I wasn't snooping. It was pitch black. I did a double-take when I noticed what looked to be the heaving torso of a woman with VERY nice, perky breasts. It was a complete reflex reaction. I repeat, I was watching porn, only to see that the guy was sitting right in front of the monitor, with his back to me, at a 90 degree angle to the monitor, furiously beating his meat. The motion was unmistakable. Part of me was fascinated, and I wanted to stand there, watch, and confirm that I actually WAS seeing what I was seeing. But then I realized, "Jesus Christ, what if he turns around and sees ME standing here, watching him rub his dong? I want to be the guy that watches other guys masturbate!" I quickly made my way toward the parking lot, after I SAW A GUY RUBBING HIS PENIS, FRENETICALLY, TO PORNOGRAPHY. I feel my childhood wiener will never work again. Has anyone else ever gone along a busy street, and just rubbed one out in plain view?
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Soul4ger said:
Short story long, I told my girlfriend I would take something over to her apartment tonight. I got there, and her cellphone was off. I wandered around her building, trying to bust my way into one of the locked entries to get up to her place, knock on the door, and deliver the goods. As I came around the back, I happened to glance into the window of one of the apartments on the bottom floor. It's totally on ground level, and I wasn't snooping. It was pitch black outside, and the person had their television on. Except it wasn't their television, it was a computer monitor. I did a double-take when I noticed what looked to be the heaving torso of a woman with VERY nice, perky breasts. It was a complete reflex reaction. I repeat, I was not trying to spy on anyone! I chuckled to myself - "Is this person really watching porn with the blinds open?" I did a quick scan of the place, only to see that the guy was sitting right in front of the monitor, with his back to me, at a 90 degree angle to the monitor, furiously beating his meat. The motion was unmistakable. Part of me was fascinated in a horrified sort of way, and I wanted to stand there, watch, and confirm that I actually WAS seeing what I was seeing. But then I realized, "Jesus Christ, what if he turns around and sees ME standing here, watching him rub his dong? I don't want to be the guy that watches other guys masturbate!" I quickly made my way toward the parking lot, but after I got like five or 10 steps past the window, the full reality of the situation just hit me: I SAW A GUY RUBBING HIS PENIS, FRENETICALLY, TO PORNOGRAPHY. I feel like part of my childhood has been torn away. I fear my own wiener will never work again. Has anyone else ever gone through a situation like this? And if so, can I ever hope to erase the memory of it from my brain? And what sort of a person, on the bottom floor of a massive apartment building along a busy street, just rubs one out in plain view, without at least lowering the shades?
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Cry me a fucking river already. I walked in on one of my best friends in HS beating his meat in his bedroom. He was angry and like "wtf are you looking at?" but didn't even stop. I shut the door and we didn't talk about it ever, but I also didn't fucking care. Everyone beats their meat, sometimes you accidentally see it. You're not seeing something you don't fucking do yourself, so who cares.
 
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... The motion was unmistakable. Part of me was fascinated in a horrified sort of way, and I wanted to stand there, watch, and confirm that I actually WAS seeing what I was seeing. ...
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uhhh huh...
 
Are you honestly emotionally affected by what you saw? I hope you're joking. It seems so distinctly American for a man to be so offended by things like this.

Many of us watch porn that ends with the dude stroking off onto a girl's face. Is there really that big of a difference watching a porn and what you saw?
 
My mum kept cooler than you when she walked in on me beating my meat. Calm the fuck down.
 
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