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I just saw this on Craiglist.

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Dinokill

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I'm looking on Craiglist to see how much my car is selling on my area and I stumbled on this ad.

Now that I have your attention I am much more than that and some! Well, first of all when you pick me up on our date, you will be paying, nothing worse that that awkward moment when the check comes and no one knows what to say, so you can see I am like wicked considerate, a lot of people think I am really smart because I am big reader, not really into books though, comics are much more stimulating to the mind, it's funny when people are talking about how smart I am ( and they always are) they always make a quote gesture with there hands when they say I am "smart" must mean like I am wicked smart, happens all the time, also I like younger women I mean really really young, so if your like a 18 year granny I don't have no time for grannies up in hear.

so you can see I am bit "ghansta" too, did you see I just did the quote thing, told ya I am like whikid smahrt, O yea I have a bit unconventional living situation, I usual stay at moms on the couch, but when she wont let a playa spend dAH night, I stay at the Salvi, ( that's short for "salvation Army") u c that did again, just keepin it real up in this hizzouse, O yea I am pretty hot too at that's what moms says, she is always telling me I have a face only a mother could love, but don't be a hater just because I am so good looking and be afraid to get in touch, as long as you know what place is yours and yes a women does have her place and if you don't think so I am not afraid to throw a bitcx slap down on your ass and youz be learning "realz" quick, yup did it again....I also like to keep my self all cleaned up and ready for action, my moms likes to make sure I take long baths and she makes sure I am really clean and you know what I am talking about by real clean!, as far as sex I am not up in all that protection shix, a playa like me already has every STD known to man and you better expect and respect the fact you will beez to soon, if your are thinking of not putting out on the first date, don't botha come a knockin because this ghansta don't play like that.

also I don't have any drinking or drug problems people are always saying no you don't have a "drinking or drug problem" sometimes they even wink when they are doing that quote thing, but probably that's just because I am so hot, Also if your lucky and are date goes well and you better be a good earner because I'll be moving in and when you are at working and I am sitting on your couch, eating your food, not working, with intentions of working, you best be ok with me having my other hoes ova when you workin, because a gangsta gots play, rite? true dat!

well those are just a few of my good points, don't be afraid if I don't get back to you rite away, I am probably not finished culling through all my e mails and have not read yours get, just don't be waitng by the computer hoping I e mail you, that's just pathetic, o yea when you do respond don't forget a picture ( and that's a requirement), I'll then consider getting back with you, as long as not your not like a 100 lb fatty or something and have a butter face, are you keeping up? a but her face, I'll then think about gracing you with one of mine, well that's it for now, I have to leave a little to the imagination, if you believe that I have a lot more to tell

LOOKING FOR SAME
 
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I made it to the beginning of the second paragraph and then my mind instantly checked out, what the fuck was this person even advertising?
 
I screenprinted but probably can't post it on here if I value my account, but someone on CL was renting out those creepy sex dolls.
 
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