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[Fatalah]

This little guy showed up.

She's been at my porch since last night. I feel like I finally have a pet! I will call her Puddles, and she will love me so.

Actually, she's been hanging around my property for a week now. She's extra friendly, it's almost too much! She follows delivery men as they walk up to my door. Is she a kitten?

 

[MThanded]

Definitely not a kitten... Look at it. I mean it might be someone elses cat in your neighborhood though.

 

[Escape Goat]

Is she a kitten?

No, sir. That is a dolphin you got there.

 

[Servizio]

is that a cat or just another one of your arms.

 

[shintoki]

Well is she getting at your junk? She maybe a cougar then.

 

[Wired]

No, sir. That is a dolphin you got there.

Indeed, and a fine specimen it is

 

[Justin Bailey]

Definitely not a kitten. In fact, it looks like it's probably just one of your neighbor's cats.

is that a cat or just another one of your arms.

:lol

 

[mAcOdIn]

"I'm telling you, I didn't pee in your garden!"

I like this pic.

 

[Choke on the Magic]

take her to the vet and get her the proper shots if your going to keep her. Cute cat.

 

[Doc Evils]

is that a cat or just another one of your arms.

ba dump pish.

 

[crowphoenix]

That's an adorable cat. Definitely get her shots if you plan on keeping her.

 

[deadbeef]

This is an awesome cat. Look at that face.

 

[Darklord]

That 4th pic could be a good "GTFO" picture.

That's an adorable cat. Definitely get her shots if you plan on keeping her.

He can't just keep a random cat, it most likely belongs to someone.

 

[krypt0nian]

Holy shit! A cat!

 

[Choke on the Magic]

Your lawn is awesome.

 

[adamsappel]

That cat was born to be some sort of meme. What an expression!

 

[StormyTheRabbit]

He can't just keep a random cat, it most likely belongs to someone.

And it left for a reason.

Put some posters up around the street and give it about a week. If you don't hear anything, thats generally a good amount of time to pass to allow you to take the cat under your arm. I mean you tried to find the owner and had no luck. At that point, your just looking out for the cat.

 

[Winterblink]

Similar situation to a friend of mine. She had the cat for a few days with signs up around her building but nobody responded. Took it to a vet as soon as she could to see if it was chipped -- nope.

Her cat now.

 

[nny]

"Don't make me say it again, open the door."

 

[OnkelC]

congratulations! a cat has adopted you!
Treat it nice, take it to the vet for the mandatory shots and buy cat food on the way back.

 

[crowphoenix]

He can't just keep a random cat, it most likely belongs to someone.

Personally, I would look for the owners, but if I didn't find them I'd keep it. A lot of my families pets have been rescues. We looked for the owners of all of them, but never found them.

 

[D4Danger]

don't call it puddles you fool.

you know it's going to piss on the rug now.

 

[Zaphod]

Cool looking cat. Make sure it is not anyone else's and then take very good care of it.

 

[krypt0nian]

"Your finger smells of shame and regret."

 

[Big-E]

Check the ears to see if you can see any tattoo numbers. Could be a lost cat plus the no collar with no collar indentation on the neck could be a giveaway as well. Leaves some food out if you want to or take it in if it really wants it.

 

[Wes]

Cats that do that invisible wall mime routine are the worst kind.

 

[Slizz]

 

[D4Danger]

Check the ears to see if you can see any tattoo numbers.

:lol The cats done time man.

 

[ahoyhoy]

Look around for fliers in your neighborhood/call the animal shelter/pound and see if anyone has reported a cat matching this description. Even if the cat seemed abandoned, there is a good chance the owners are still out there looking for their cat feeling hopeless. As much as it sucks, it's really not your cat until you make sure no one else misses it.

 

[Particle Physicist]

she looks relatively clean. i bet she was someones cat that somehow got lost. especially considering how friendly she is.

 

[besada]

That's a handsome cat.

One of our neighbor's cats hangs out on our porch all the time.

 

[Sickboy007]

Some place, a kid/elderly lady is crying for its loss.

 

[Sword Familiar]

I don't know about you, but from where I'm around, cats w/o necklaces are considered stray. You're allowed to shoot it if it's on your property.

Spoiler

Please don't =´(

 

[RBH]

No, sir. That is a dolphin you got there.

:lol

 

[Fatalah]

Look around for fliers in your neighborhood/call the animal shelter/pound and see if anyone has reported a cat matching this description. Even if the cat seemed abandoned, there is a good chance the owners are still out there looking for their cat feeling hopeless. As much as it sucks, it's really not your cat until you make sure no one else misses it.

I don't plan on adopting it-- it's actually quite common to see neighbors' cats explore the neighborhood. Never had a cat stick around so long though. This one has no fear at all, it comes straight for you even if you try to scare it away. Which is why I think it's young. All it wants to do is play! Bottom line is that I'm allergic to cats.

 

[DoomGyver]

He's probably just looking around the neighborhood for some tail.

 

[OnkelC]

I don't plan on adopting it-- it's actually quite common to see neighbors' cats explore the neighborhood. Never had a cat stick around so long though. This one has no fear at all, it comes straight for you even if you try to scare it away. Which is why I think it's young. All it wants to do is play! Bottom line is that I'm allergic to cats.

not that the cat would care. live with it and make the best of it.

 

[NotWii]

Awww, keep her

 

[captive]

I typically dont like cats, but walk on cats are the best.

My parents had one when we were kids, one time he was laying in the middle of the floor and my brother tripped and fell into him. The cat just got up and walked away.

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Wait, how do you know it's a girl?

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

I would keep the cat for the expressions alone. :lol

 

[Lau]

Have you raped it while setting it on fire?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

OP. What state do you live in? Looks like a nice place you got there.

 

[Haly]

Perfect "-_-" expression.

Adopt her!

 

[Instigator]

Looks like a keeper.

Get your allergy treated and enjoy your new life.

 

[Fatalah]

UPDATE:
I went to go take out the garbage, and the cat (of course) followed me to the curb.

I started talking to my neighbors across the street about this crazy cat situation, and they knew who the cat belonged to! My neighbor, a veterinarian, confirmed the cat is fairly young, and is also declawed. The kitty was transported via bike basket 2 blocks down to the owner.

I... I miss it/her/him

OP. What state do you live in? Looks like a nice place you got there.

Beautiful Queens, NY my friend :-D

 

[Escape Goat]

LOL

You did the right thing. If you want one so bad go grab one from the shelter.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Well, looks like your story ended.

 

[Insane Metal]

 

[Mato]

I hate it when they do that. Once I had a cat crying out of my balcony for a week before I finally decided to feed him. It was really weird how he knew I was in the house, seeing how I was imovable and spending 12 hours a day online. In the end we became friends and many times I let him in the house where i proceeded to corner him and kick him hard realising I had animal cruelty insticts in me. It was fun. Once I let 6 street cats in the house for ten minutes. Another I woke up to find a shitload cat vomit in the balcony. I suspect it was cause by the rotten egg cream I had feed him. Man I got mad at him that time. Despite all the cruelty he kept coming back prey to his starvation and the fucked that I was his sole benefactor. I felt so superior back then. I've moved out of there since then, I wonder if he would recognize me now 3 years later.