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OP crushes penis during sex, urine turns darker and darker and even blood spots. Acknowledges that people will tell him to see a doctor but makes a thread anyway.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if someone made a post here while they were bleeding out on the floor asking GAF what to do. "I know I am bleeding out on the floor and you're going to tell me to 'go see a doctor' but what does it mean if the blood turns darker?"
 
toastyToast said:
What's with people's reluctance to go see a doctor?
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Eh, sometimes it's money. I remember three years ago laying on a couch at midnight watching a Jet Li movie. Completely out-of-the-blue I started experiencing intense pain that started in my chest and went from my sternum all the way down my left arm to my hand. I laid there on that couch for probably half an hour thinking "This probably isn't good, like at all." Eventually it went away and I got online to talk to a buddy who was downrange, not to ask what I should do (I knew the answer) but to tell him how crazy it had been. He of course told me "You need to go to the ER right now. Sudden chest and heart pain is nothing to fuck around with." I remember my only response being "Ummm, go to the ER? That is a luxury for people with money. I can't afford a trip to the hospital."
Obviously pretty stupid of me, but at the time my fear of huge financial problems was a lot stronger than my fear of dying.


But hey, I obviously didn't have an issue and everything worked out fine for me! So all you dudes with geysers of blood spraying forth from your dicks or waking up and saying "Holy shit, I can't see anything, I've gone blind!" or suddenly suffering from paralysis of a hand or whatever else, you're good. It'll probably pass.
 
I had this happen but it wasnt that bad. Swelled up a little, was sore a few days. Gotta be careful with that shit.

The worst was what I swear was an audible "pop" when it occurred.
 
this is a case where "GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR!" is not a hyperbole, your dick is bleeding internally. This could easily turn into a nightmarish infection.
 
Guess Who said:
Oh yeah, also

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http://jezebel.com/5213000/daggering-trend-is-breaking-jamaican-dicks

"Daggering, or "daggeration", is slang for very, very rough sex. Doctors from Kingston say that they have been seeing patients with fractured penises as frequently as every other week. They believe that the sharp rise in injuries is a result of new "obsession" with daggering. A surgeon from Kingston Public Hospital explained the most common cause: "during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."
 
So did she pull an Abella Anderson and break your dong?

Do not google Abella Anderson dong break gif

You did didn't you?
 
EYEL1NER said:
Eh, sometimes it's money. I remember three years ago laying on a couch at midnight watching a Jet Li movie. Completely out-of-the-blue I started experiencing intense pain that started in my chest and went from my sternum all the way down my left arm to my hand. I laid there on that couch for probably half an hour thinking "This probably isn't good, like at all." Eventually it went away and I got online to talk to a buddy who was downrange, not to ask what I should do (I knew the answer) but to tell him how crazy it had been. He of course told me "You need to go to the ER right now. Sudden chest and heart pain is nothing to fuck around with." I remember my only response being "Ummm, go to the ER? That is a luxury for people with money. I can't afford a trip to the hospital."
Obviously pretty stupid of me, but at the time my fear of huge financial problems was a lot stronger than my fear of dying.


But hey, I obviously didn't have an issue and everything worked out fine for me! So all you dudes with geysers of blood spraying forth from your dicks or waking up and saying "Holy shit, I can't see anything, I've gone blind!" or suddenly suffering from paralysis of a hand or whatever else, you're good. It'll probably pass.
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Yeah, I can see that. Particularly with something that necessitates an ER visit and not just a call to your primary care physician, if you're not in agony I can certainly understand some reticence. I've been to an ER. If it's crowded and you're not in danger of dying in the next ten minutes, the wait can be unbearably long. I can certainly empathize with the temptation to see if whatever ailment you're suffering gets better before committing to the expensive ER route.

But the post in the OP? I read that and think that this has to be a joke. So, let me get this straight. Your best guess at this point is that you're suffering internal bleeding in your penis, and your gut instinct is "I'm going to see how this pans out"?
 
Steve Youngblood said:
Yeah, I can see that. Particularly with something that necessitates an ER visit and not just a call to your primary care physician, if you're not in agony I can certainly understand some reticence. I've been to an ER. If it's crowded and you're not in danger of dying in the next ten minutes, the wait can be unbearably long. I can certainly empathize with the temptation to see if whatever ailment you're suffering gets better before committing to the expensive ER route.

But the post in the OP? I read that and think that this has to be a joke. So, let me get this straight. Your best guess at this point is that you're suffering internal bleeding in your penis, and your gut instinct is "I'm going to see how this pans out"?
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He's tough bro. I can respect that. But, OP, it's your dick.
 
Pissing blood is no laughing matter. You got muscle and a bunch of veins down there. I'd get checked out pronto. I have the high school twist, but I think that's been fixed over time. I was worried about that. This sounds much more serious if it had changed colors on you.
 
Thought this was going to be a joke thread...

OP these are the type of things you don't need to make a mistake on to find out the consequences.
 
FartOfWar said:
http://jezebel.com/5213000/daggering-trend-is-breaking-jamaican-dicks

"Daggering, or "daggeration", is slang for very, very rough sex. Doctors from Kingston say that they have been seeing patients with fractured penises as frequently as every other week. They believe that the sharp rise in injuries is a result of new "obsession" with daggering. A surgeon from Kingston Public Hospital explained the most common cause: "during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."
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It has a name now? Welp, "daggering" definitely evokes the pain and terror that the incident can bring, so I guess it works.

Fiction said:
OP, something to think about if no one has said it yet:

Pissing brown is usually a sign of muscle death. In your penis. Which is made of muscle.

If that doesn't convince you to go to the ER, I don't think anything will and have fun with your rotting penis.
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Now I am trying to picture what kind of cross-fit style, horrible-form banging could lead to rhabdo isolated to the penis.

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Crunched said:
It's October 30th. The wife and I decide to celebrate Halloween a little early. A couple glasses of wine later and she's enjoying herself up top, maybe a little too much. I almost ask her to take it easy, but what the hell. It's a holiday. Then it happens. She pounces up with the grace of a jaguar. I'm unprepared. I miss the rhythm and she's up a little too high. I know what's about to happen but am powerless to stop it. I slip out, she leans forward, I hope to pull an Ed Harris into the abyss but end up more Kurt Russell as stuntman mike. For the first time in twenty years, I pray.

Flash forward. It's November 1st, 9 a.m. I am still a little sore, and I notice my piss the past day has been a soil brown color. Ever an optimist, I power through the bruising and wake my wife up to finish what we started. It hurts a bunch, but like they say, no pain no gain. We finish without incident.

My piss becomes increasingly darker as the day goes on. We find a mysterious streak of blood in a wet spot on the bed. By 9 p.m. I am pissing what looks like a red sweetheart.

We fly for vacation in New York at 6 a.m., about 8 hours from now. My wife's birthday is coming up and I bought her tickets to see the Dalai Lama and The Lion King. My dick feels bruised but looks normal. It is not fractured. Discomfort is more roots than trunk. I'm going to bed now. I know the advice will be "go see a doctor," but besides the blood everything is running as it should. I don't know if it's worth cancelling the trip for. Nothing like this has ever happened to me. I don't really know what the problem could be, because there is no visible evidence of trauma. I thought maybe UTI, but It doesn't hurt or sting to pee (I've never had one but WebMD covers the basics).

Anyone had something like this happen to them before?
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What's that? There's no difference between a broken dick and a functional dick??? Oh, we have a tough guy here huh...unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your ball sack open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up it's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy....
 
FartOfWar said:
http://jezebel.com/5213000/daggering-trend-is-breaking-jamaican-dicks

"Daggering, or "daggeration", is slang for very, very rough sex. Doctors from Kingston say that they have been seeing patients with fractured penises as frequently as every other week. They believe that the sharp rise in injuries is a result of new "obsession" with daggering. A surgeon from Kingston Public Hospital explained the most common cause: "during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."
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I blame porn. That industry should definitely be shut down for the safety of men out there. People like Mike Adriano and Manuel Ferrara are setting bad examples for men.
 
Holy shit OP made me cringe so much. How can you be so calm about this!? Brown piss is extremely abnormal. I Think this thread warrants an amendment to his tag...
 
Crunched said:
It doesn't hurt and I have no trouble getting an erection. It all seems normal. When you search for symptoms online you are returned worst cases. I'm wondering (hoping?) if anyone else has had a mishap that caused temporary bleeding. I know I should go to a doctor and normally I would, but since we're leaving tomorrow I'd like to hold off if possible. If it gets worse I'll go to an ER in New York.
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your pee is fucking brown for fuck's sake
 
real talk: piss is yellow (depending on what you eat/drink) and blood is red, so why isn't the piss looking like a bottle of fanta.
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hammer dat
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i'm picturing OP's piss looking like the filipino dish Diniguan (made from coagulated pig's blood, and yes it's tasty as fuck):
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shout outs to fried chicken
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LockonStratos said:
So did she pull an Abella Anderson and break your dong?

Do not google Abella Anderson dong break gif

You did didn't you?
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One of these days...I will actually learn to listen to the warnings O_O


at OP: The fk is wrong with you? You got one dick dammit..go see a doc. But props for great story telling
 
I don't think you have broken your dick, OP. I've heard that the pain is unbearable, and you've said you aren't feeling any pain. Maybe it's a problem with your kidneys.

Anyway, what you have isn't normal, and you can face some serious problems if you don't go to a doctor. Visit one as soon as you can.
 
It's really beginning to worry me the length to which GAFfers will injure themselves or fall ill without seeking medical attention.

Jesus Christ people, I shouldn't have to say this: if you are bleeding from the dick... YES IT IS TIME TO CONSIDER GOING TO THE FUCKING ER
 
Crunched said:
It doesn't hurt and I have no trouble getting an erection. It all seems normal. When you search for symptoms online you are returned worst cases. I'm wondering (hoping?) if anyone else has had a mishap that caused temporary bleeding. I know I should go to a doctor and normally I would, but since we're leaving tomorrow I'd like to hold off if possible. If it gets worse I'll go to an ER in New York.
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OP, of everyone me or my family have ever known to die, the OVERWHELMING majority of the died from incidents that could have been solved if they just went to the doctor when they fist noticed it. Don't fuck around with shit like that.

Even if the bleeding seems temporary, that doesn't mean the problem (which if your piss is brown, probably isn't just bleeding) is gone or getting better. You don't have to go to the ER, but get checked out by a doctor.
 
Emperor Bohe said:
What's that? There's no difference between a broken dick and a functional dick??? Oh, we have a tough guy here huh...unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your ball sack open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up it's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIIIISHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy....
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Lol
 
Next time you piss, just shake it extra hard. You should be alright. Walk it off

SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR YOU MORON
 
ER NOW. I had a friend who broke his dick and the aftermath wan not good. Now he has to either inject his dick to get a proper erection or concentrate really fucking hard to get off.
 
I don't even have a penis, and I'm crossing my legs in sympathy.

Go and see a medical expert. It sounds to me as though you may have ruptured your urethra if you're peeing that much blood.
 
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