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I think I broke my dick

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Come on OP. Go see a doctor.
 
I would never let a woman be on top. I mean I am pretty lazy but when it comes to putting my dick in danger, I will put in whatever work it takes.
 
Fiction said:
OP, something to think about if no one has said it yet:

Pissing brown is usually a sign of muscle death. In your penis. Which is made of muscle.

If that doesn't convince you to go to the ER, I don't think anything will and have fun with your rotting penis.
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This is false, penis is not a muscle.
The brown is probably blood from the wound.
 
I don't understand how you could find out that you've had blood come out of your dick and also brown coloured piss and still question whether or not you need to go to the doctor. Please OP, just go to the damn Doctors.
 
I really do hope the OP actually takes everyone's advice and goes to the hospital/clinic!

StayDead said:
I don't understand how you could find out that you've had blood come out of your dick and also brown coloured piss and still question whether or not you need to go to the doctor. Please OP, just go to the damn Doctors.
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A little OT, but I just saw this thread again and that you were the last poster - and then the lyrics "Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead" immediately played on the song I was listening to ("You're Dead" by Norma Tanega). Funny coincidence.
 
Nah it's fine guys, as long as he drinks litres and litres of water a day, he'll only piss a 'small' amount of blood! Nothing to a worry about!
 
I thought if you didn't attend to this sort of thing immediately you can risk permanent damage to your dick.

Hopefully you have a lucky dick, OP.
 
LockonStratos said:
So did she pull an Abella Anderson and break your dong?

Do not google Abella Anderson dong break gif

You did didn't you?
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So I just looked this up on bing image seach.

How bad could it I thought.

It was much worse than I ever could have imagined. The way it just buckles and bends...

FUCK. I'm cringing so hard right now....
 
Your dick has 3 sacks in it that fill with blood. You can rupture these. Did you say you have had an erection for 3 days? I hope you were joking. That means your wee wee is filling with blood and the blood in your piss is the blood trying to escape via the wound.
 
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You're pissing red and you'd rather avoid going to the doctor? At least go to rule out penile fracture which can be serious.
 
Whoa, I've ended up with a seriously sore pecker on several occasions after marathon sessions or long, romantic getaways. But christ, pissing blood dude? Hope it all works out for you.
 
I know people are generally iffy about going to see the doctor, but jesus. If my dick was bleeding I think I would make an exception.

How is your gf/wife not urging you to go as well? Or cool with fucking a bleeding cock?

Fiction said:
Of course the bad is going to dilute if you drink a lot of water. If you tell a doctor a doctor you pissed brown and then have been pissing blood all day after a sex injury they are going to admit your ass as fast as possible. Please do not die over embarrassment. Yes, die. Shit is serious if it's what pissing brown usually means, which is muscle death, kidney failure, the whole nine. If you injured your dick enough that tissue death is occurring, that means parts of your dick are dead and rotting.

So weigh this for me: the possibility of it 'being nothing' (which is fucking low) and you getting a little embarrassed when doctors have honestly seen tons more embarrassing things, or one of two: losing your dick, or losing your life.

Which is more important to you?

Please go to the ER.

Good luck to you, and I won't harass you anymore, but please keep us updated of you do go. Tell us where to send flowers if you don't.
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Well, the brown color was described only after the first time, which could have been old blood?
 
Would you ever let your car leak oil for an extended period of time? Hopefully not.

They why the hell are you walking around doing nothing when your dick is like the elevator scene from The Shining?
 
Visible blood in the urine is a serious symptom. Granted, this time it does seem to be connected to trauma which should lower the concern about bladder cancer (which always has to be ruled out) but it's obviously bad. Usually "penile fractures" don't cause blood in the urine but if they do, it's a sign of an urethral injury which only makes things worse.

You need to see a doctor. Soon. There's no "but", if you don't you risk ending up with a mis-healed penis and urethra that could cause nastiness such as Peyronie's disease or difficulty voiding the bladder due to an urethral stricture.

In other words: it's your dick, man. Don't waste it.

EDIT: Oh, and if it isn't due to trauma you still need to see a doctor! You need a cystoscopy. Visible blood in the urine is caused by cancer as often as 1 time out of 4!
 
I'm feeling real pain just by reading the thread title. Reading the OP makes is even worse.

And to chime in: go see a doctor!
 
Hopefully OP will be alright, but I'm already expecting a "Had to have my penis removed due to necrosis, GAF. What should I do?" thread.
 
I can't bear to read the OP, but every time I see this in the list of threads I wince. Might have to take a break from gaf for a few days.
 
Crunched said:
I think it might be an infection, since it lightens as I drink more water.
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How does it being an infection make any sense in this case? There is obviously some sort of physical damage to your dick, not some sort of infection.

You are being absolutely fucking ridiculous and foolish for not getting your ass to an ER over this. That's not to say you are fucked if you don't, you might be fine. But, this is a situation that requires an ER visit, that's all there is to it. If blood starts clotting somewhere in your dick... good luck.

SpeedOfNuts said:
If that would have been fiction I would call it enjoyable to read. Congrats OP, and yeah see a doctor.
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I'm hoping it is just a work of fiction. Everyone in the thread telling him he needs to get to an ER ASAP, he insists he's fine because he's "only" pissing blood. He's either full of shit or displays some hardcore confirmation bias since he picked the one or two posts that told him he'd be fine as the ones to listen to instead of the couple hundred others telling him he needs to see a doctor.
 
I would've told you to avoid the doctor if you just had bruising. I went through something similar a few months back and trust me, it's painful and can take a long time to heal. But if you're pissing lava then you need to go see a doctor.
 
Don't cancel your trip to see the doctor. They'll just look at it and ask you some questions. After reciting your story, they'll say that since it's feeling better and there is less blood as time goes on, just keep an eye on it. Then they'll set up a follow up appointment for next week and tell you to call if it starts getting worse. Doctors love to play the wait and see game.
 
PrivateWHudson said:
Don't cancel your trip to see the doctor. They'll just look at it and ask you some questions. After reciting your story, they'll say that since it's feeling better and there is less blood as time goes on, just keep an eye on it. Then they'll set up a follow up appointment for next week and tell you to call if it starts getting worse. Doctors love to play the wait and see game.
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Doesn't sound like this is the case:

Crunched said:
I drank a lot of water and went to bed. I got up a couple times to piss, and it seemed like it was getting better. Eventually it was was mostly clear, just slightly pinkish. We're about ready to leave now and it's getting dark again.
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Only appeared to be getting better when he was diluting his blood piss with lots of water. Which, no shit.
 
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