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[Diamond]

OP, I can be your Isabelle. We can bow wow.

 

[Übermatik]

Yeah, you save yourself for a girl who likes Isabelle.

OP, I can be your Isabelle. We can bow wow.

Somehow made this weirder.

 

[dity]

The video was actually pretty hot like it couldve been a good memory if it wasnt for well you know the blackmail.

lmao I thought you said it was boring

 

[GHG]

Oh my god this story is hilarious.

 

[JoeNut]

Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong, I repeat Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong

usertag right there

 

[BrettHeazy]

 

[partyphone]

having a hard time believing any of this happened because of how goddamn stupid it all is.

 

[dity]

having a hard time believing any of this happened because of how goddamn stupid it all is.

but this is GAF

Somehow made this weirder.

Yiff yiff.

 

[E92 M3]

having a hard time believing any of this happened because of how goddamn stupid it all is.

.

 

[Dr.Social]

Please dont do this, I really dont want any anxiety... Like is it gonna be that bad?

How would you go to prison for this? What do you think you would be charged with?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

usertag right there

That actually made me think this wasn't real/tag attempt.

 

[partyphone]

but this is GAF

very good point. yet I still want to assume people aren't actually this stupid.

 

[jstripes]

Do people tip after their cam sessions?

Depends on if it's circumcised.

 

[johancruijff]

bruh

 

[Sheentak]

Depends on if it's circumcised.

Not circumcised no tip!

 

[Jenenser]

lol, well shi happens.

wait.
you even unpacked it?

BWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

 

[Ray Wonder]

usertag right there

Hahaha that would be one of my favorites I've seen, if it ends up happening.

That actually made me think this wasn't real/tag attempt.

Damn it you're probably right. 😞

 

[Makki]

OP is either avoiding the question every time or I'm having a hard time seeing him admit it, did he or did he not show his mushroom tip and face on video? Was he serenaded just to have his own jacking video shown back at him by some Russian dude?

 

[Crabernacle]

But what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for the people like you. Ok fine, so stay calm and listen to Me and you answer my questions Exatement as it has been laid Ok?

Good luck OP, you're going to need it.

 

[dity]

Doubt has been cast on you OP. You know what you need to do.

 

[Askherserenity]

Always wondered who actually fell for this stuff.

It was GAF all along.

 

[Cheesecakebobby]

I know someone who paid thousands to a Filipino because she/he tricked him into doing just this and threatened to send the video to all his family and friends.

 

[Sheentak]

Hahaha that would be one of my favorites I've seen, if it ends up happening.



Damn it you're probably right. 😞

Its real not a tag attempt, please dont tag me

 

[213372bu]

Post pics of the yellow chat and you'll be in the clear OP

 

[EchoChamber]

But did you finish with a pikachu plushie after your failed attempt to cam a hot girl on Facebook?

 

[Sheentak]

proof and if you were curious on how she looked, in cam her hair was shorter

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

proof and if you were curious on how she looked, in cam her hair was shorter

EDIT: Yo where'd the screenshot go?

Nope. I'm not buying this.

 

[Sheentak]

EDIT: Yo where'd the screenshot go?

Nope. I'm not buying this.

sorry crap at putting images on a forum

 

[Lord of Ostia]

Dear god OP, what were you thinking!? I will say, I gotta thank you for this thread though, it gave me a few good laughs.

 

[True Savior]

brah come'on. This is why Porn exists. To help us from doing stupid stuff when we're horny.

Restrain the nudes to people you have interacted sexually (in person).

 

[jstripes]

proof and if you were curious on how she looked, in cam her hair was shorter

Ya, this thread's gonna get locked soon.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Its real not a tag attempt, please dont tag me

heh, that's what someone that just caught in an attempt to get a tag would say.

lol I'm joking. I fully believe that you showed your penis to a person running a bot. ❤️

 

[RionaaM]

Again the pikachu conversation and the sherlock homes stuff was a conversation i had months ago thinking it was just a chatbot. People are misreading that part

Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong, I repeat Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong

Yeah sure, this is exactly Exatement what you would say if Pikachu was related to your dong-whipping antics. You can't fool us, OP.

 

[NeonBlack]

That's not a 4am call.

 

[Sunset Samurai]

Bruh I can't breathe! 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[RecRoulette]

Hey, at least you didn't run into one of those FBI popups that ask for money.

 

[Sunset Samurai]

Hey, at least you didn't run into one of those FBI popups that ask for money.

I swear I was just thinking about that shit. Spooked the fuck outta me when I first encountered it

 

[jfoul]

Did she threaten to snatch every mother fucker birthday?

 

[EchoChamber]

That's not a 4am call.

True 😕 now I think op is tag fishing.

 

[Sheentak]

<3 thanks gaf for all the support and ribbing

I feel better after talking to you guys. you guys have put me in calm state you are all really sweet and i think of you guys as my friends.

4am thing was the only thing i changed.... it sounds better than 2 in the afternoon... look i got up late, watched game of thrones and I saw Jon snow naked... things happen.

 

[Vermillion]

Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong, I repeat Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong

r/nocontext?

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

I swear if I smoked weed I would have a stroke trying to read that.

&#128514;

 

[Izuna]

If anything happens, you can no longer claim photoshop because of this thread. Good job.

 

[EchoChamber]

<3 thanks gaf for all the support and ribbing

I feel better after talking to you guys. you guys have put me in calm state you are all really sweet and i think of you guys as my friends.

4am thing was the only thing i changed.... it sounds better than 2 in the afternoon... look i got up late, watched game of thrones and I saw Jon snow naked... things happen.

You masturbated to Jon snow?

 

[Ray Wonder]

4am thing was the only thing i changed.... it sounds better than 2 in the afternoon... look i got up late, watched game of thrones and I saw Jon snow naked... things happen.

fuckin spoilers.

Spoiler

Jon snow is alive and naked?

 

[daveo42]

Wasn't there a similar thread to this ages ago where something similar happened? Maybe I'm mis-remembering or it was an NPR podcast, but this sounds super familiar to me.

And yes i showed my dong in a low light environment but it was my dong nonetheless.

You might be boned dood, unless you don't care if your FB friends get any eyeful.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

You masturbated to Jon snow?

Could you blame him?

fuckin spoilers.

Spoiler

Jon snow is alive and naked?

Dead. Alive. What's the difference. If it's a naked Jon Snow then things are going to happen in the crotch region.

 

[HMD]

Never do anything you don't want people to see on camera. Never.

 

[Podge293]

You masturbated to Jon snow?

No no you're getting it all wrong.

Masturbated to a looped video provided by a bot while thinking of Jon snow

 

[NeonBlack]

No no you're getting it all wrong.

Masturbated to a looped video provided by a bot while thinking of Jon snow

While holding a Pikachu plushie.