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[garath]

I once bought speakers out of the back of a van. Even tipped the guy $20 for beer. Classic scam. They were crappy speakers. Everyone has their gullible moments.

Lesson learned. Don't show your dong to strangers.

 

[NateDog]

Do people tip after their cam sessions?

Personally I just clap.

 

[Lizard with a ladder]

Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong, I repeat Pikachu is no way related to whipping out my dong

How about Squirtle?

 

[Ponn]

Wow, Florida Man accidentally killing brothers over MCDoubles and GAFfers whipping out their dongs to watch underage girls on Facebook (I thought it was extremely easy to spot 14 year olds GAF? She must not have been talking about bieber I guess). Wow, the smell of NeoGaf OT in the morning.

OP, just claim you accidentally whipped out your dong and hit the cam button, that seems to be the go to excuse right now.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Dead. Alive. What's the difference. If it's a naked Jon Snow then things are going to happen in the crotch region.

No lie, I'm straight, but if Jon Snow somehow wanted to bang me it's on.

 

[idlewild_]

I swear if I smoked weed I would have a stroke trying to read that.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Sheentak]

Wow, Florida Man accidentally killing brothers over MCDoubles and GAFfers whipping out their dongs to watch underage girls on Facebook (I thought it was extremely easy to spot 14 year olds GAF? She must not have been talking about bieber I guess). Wow, the smell of NeoGaf OT in the morning.

OP, just claim you accidentally whipped out your dong and hit the cam button, that seems to be the go to excuse right now.

Dude don't throw me under the bus was not underage wtf. Was this Asian looking lady. Like that's a serious accusation dude.. Messed up

 

[tearsintherain]

Has the internet made millennials dumber than any previous generation?

 

[Ray Wonder]

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Took me three read throughs to realized you're fucking with me. 🤕

 

[oldmario]

i did a background check on her and i found another pic, quite a QT too

Spoiler

Spoiler

inb4 mods think i'm srs and ban me before looking at the pic

 

[Kilrogg]

Not that it's relevant in any way, but the way she/the bot is writing screams French to me. Some words in there are French - though misspelled, like "bétisse" instead of "bêtise" -, and her sentences very much look like French sentences that have been literally translated to English.

You've been 'ad by ze French, boi. 'Ow does it feel?

 

[Ponn]

Dude don't throw me under the bus was not underage wtf. Was this Asian looking lady. Like that's a serious accusation dude.. Messed up

That's what they were trying to blackmail for you, no? That's how I read that message they sent you.

does and more your video is a video
pedophile céci is prohibited on the net and not the law, then, if I publish that you're going to spend the rest of your life
prison I swear then remains quiet and listens to me the end was this story ok .

She more than likely isn't even underage if its just a blackmail scam but that was the point of them doing what they are doing to people.

 

[poppabk]

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This manguy is on on the get.

 

[red731]

OP, please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Alyusi Islassis

 

[Insert Coin]

This is the leaked plot for the next American Pie movie...right OP?

 

[xkramz]

So basically you took your penis out on a chat bot.

 

[Tambini]

I think we should all post pictures of our willys to make OP feel better

 

[WickedLaharl]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ.

 

[Symphonia]

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This gonna be good.

Subbed.

 

[Exr]

"I cant control my horny level"

 

[dity]

I think we should all post pictures of our willys to make OP feel better

Is this gaf blackmail!?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

There was a time on Facebook that I had to deal with this not too long ago. They finally stopped after a month of trying to add me with different accounts. Feel bad for the women who've had their pictures stolen by these people.

 

[TheSpoiler]

Wait are they calling him an pedo because of the girl in the picture is young? op you got honeypotted.

 

[jstripes]

So basically you took your penis out on a chat bot.

Let's hope Microsoft never puts Tay back online.

 

[Ryaaan14]

This thread can't be real

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

And yes i showed my dong in a low light environment but it was my dong nonetheless.

Practice safe Internet sex. Low light only.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Let's hope Microsoft never puts Tay back online.

I wish I was there for the rise and fall of this robot. I missed out on some shit.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Did you black out or something, man? Why would you fall for this? This is, like, internet 101.

 

[Glass Shark]

Ah, so you're the gullible person keeping all those penis enlargement spammers in business.

 

[Ponn]

This thread can't be real

I just try and figure out what possesses someone to make a thread like this. If it was real then why would you bring attention to yourself for something so stupid. If its fake and you are just trying to get attention, why would THIS be the attention or tag you are seeking to get?? This is one of those rare fuck ups that you thankfully had the opportunity to bury and no one find out about but nope, take it to the forum and hang it out there for everyone to see like your dong on a cam.

OP, seriously, find a hobby. A good non-computer related hobby like stamp collecting.

 

[D1renegade]

Such a lust for lust.

OP your thirst is disgraceful

 

[bobbychalkers]

Hey OP, I think I'm your cousin from Nigeria! I'm actually a crowned prince! I'd like to make it over to America but I'm in a jam. If you can send me a moneypak from 7/11 to cover my airfare, I'd totes make you rich bro. I also sell "personal enhancement" pills! Just hit me up at thisisnotascam.ru

 

[outunderthestars]

You know a thread is nuts when we are 180+ posts in and nobody has commented on the fact that he called it "blacked mail"

 

[Zee-Row]

I always get weird requests from people in Syria and India.

 

[PeskyToaster]

a low light environment is a dong's natural element. watch yourself, okay sport.

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[LoveCake]

And yes i showed my dong in a low light environment but it was my dong nonetheless.

Really? to a stranger on the internet, you have just chatted to a couple of times.

People are warned not to do this sort of thing even with/to boyfriends/girlfriends and husbands/wives, I really hope that this is just a bot and you are ok and nothing comes of this.

Getting naked in-front of a web/phone -cam, is top of the DO NOT DO THIS list of Internet rules.

 

[Hex]

I've always wondered what kind of mental flaw you had to be to accept friend requests from those.
How underwhelming.

 

[BlueTsunami]

My cousin bought a $60 gold chain once, from some random dudes driving by us. He was psyched about his fat ass chain, right up until is neck started turning green from where the chain rubbed against him.

 

[Anion]

Maybe people should have to take a common sense test before getting a Facebook

Cause lmao of all the places you went on Facebook to satisfy your thirst

Im dying.


It will be okay. Probably not even a human maintaining the bot anymore

 

[Catdaddy]

And yes i showed my dong in a low light environment but it was my dong nonetheless.

Damn, even setup some mood lighting...

So you're the reason I keep getting spam webcam links... just no to clicking...

 

[akira28]

You added a random hot girl "who wanted to cam" on Facebook?

you don't do this?

OP. your penis has been added to the database. You will be contacted should we ever need money or if you should ever run for public office. Haves a nice days.

 

[Ozigizo]

Well, OP, time to beat the bot at its own game. Post pictures of your tip on your Facebook before it does.

 

[harriet the spy]

Not that it's relevant in any way, but the way she/the bot is writing screams French to me. Some words in there are French - though misspelled, like "bétisse" instead of "bêtise" -, and her sentences very much look like French sentences that have been literally translated to English.

You've been 'ad by ze French, boi. 'Ow does it feel?

I was going to say the same thing - it sounds like odd french

 

[windz]

You should have flown to meet her so she could harvest your kidneys. There's still hope!

 

[shira]

 

[The Lone Courier]

Never trust cam girls insted hook up with local hot girls in your area.

 

[Lulubop]

I just told the police. It's over for you op

 

[demented]

This happened to a friend. He skyped and showed his dick to a "girl" who tried blackmailing him and then posted the video on yt and all over his profile and it was named [friend's name] is a pedophile, something like that.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

I'm surprised you went that far.