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I think my neighbor was just murdered...

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Rei_Toei said:
Sure! Friday or Sunday? Saturday I have a date to check out the fireworks.
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Hah, I have a job. I work on Fridays and Saturdays. It'll have to be sunday.
 
UPDATE:

It's the next day, and it looked like the cops had disappeared. As I walked out to grab some sushi for lunch, three detectives emerged from the apartment. They're STILL there. I asked them what happened, but they only asked me if I heard anything last night, and then went on their way.

I went to my american neighbor's (let's call him Dave....because that's his name) apartment and asked him what was up. Apparently detectives questioned him last night, asking if he had heard any fighting at all. The neighbor in question had his TV on REALLY loud, so Dave didn't hear anything.

Dave doesn't know much japanese, but from what he gathered from the questioning, based on the english used by detectives, there was definitely a struggle of some sort, and someone was possibly tied up inside.

Still no word if there's murder, but it seems likely now.
 
Those cops are gonna haul your arse in for 'questioning'
Better tell your family members you might not be able to be contacted for a week or so.
 
That's a good cover story.

TheTrin: It couldn't have been me officer, I've been posting on GAF. Take a look at these times stamps. *snickers*

Policeman: Let's see...yup. The time-stamp does coincide with the time of death. HOLY CRAP MASS EFFECT LOOKS UNBELIEVABLE!
 
muckhole said:
Just make sure to buy the local paper all week. Somethings gotta show up sooner or later.
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Yea, like his face on the front page as the prime suspect. Might want to consider some flight plans if that were to happen.
 
thetrin said:
It's the next day, and it looked like the cops had disappeared. As I walked out to grab some sushi for lunch, three detectives emerged from the apartment. They're STILL there. I asked them what happened, but they only asked me if I heard anything last night, and then went on their way.
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After playing a game and a half of Phoenix Wright, I'm ready to piece this puzzle together.

The detectives you saw in the apartment this morning were actually your new neighbors--and all that you saw yesterday was a massive house-warming party! Having noticed that your old neighbors had been missing for months, your landlord, Donald McMoneyfists, leased the apartment to these new tenants. However, it would seem that you've not been seen for days on end, thetrin, and others (Crank E. BigMouthwinds) have begun to complain of strange odors wafting from your apartment--fleshy odors.

The truth is, thetrin--YOU WANTED THOSE NEIGHBORS GONE! You were tired of never being able to lay down--of your legs always being bent at the knees! You'd planned on knocking down that wall, hauling in a full-size bed for yourself, didn't you? And now, the annoyance with these new tenants--the detectives--you were planning on killing those who would protect you--weren't you?
 
JzeroT1437 said:
After playing a game and a half of Phoenix Wright, I'm ready to piece this puzzle together.

The detectives you saw in the apartment this morning were actually your new neighbors--and all that you saw yesterday was a massive house-warming party! Having noticed that your old neighbors had been missing for months, your landlord, Donald McMoneyfists, leased the apartment to these new tenants. However, it would seem that you've not been seen for days on end, thetrin, and others (Crank E. BigMouthwinds) have begun to complain of strange odors wafting from your apartment--fleshy odors.

The truth is, thetrin--YOU WANTED THOSE NEIGHBORS GONE! You were tired of never being able to lay down--of your legs always being bent at the knees! You'd planned on knocking down that wall, hauling in a full-size bed for yourself, didn't you? And now, the annoyance with these new tenants--the detectives--you were planning on killing those who would protect you--weren't you?
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:lol
 
Wow wtf?

I thought it was only a drug bust?

thetrin said:
UPDATE:

It's the next day, and it looked like the cops had disappeared. As I walked out to grab some sushi for lunch, three detectives emerged from the apartment. They're STILL there. I asked them what happened, but they only asked me if I heard anything last night, and then went on their way.

I went to my american neighbor's (let's call him Dave....because that's his name) apartment and asked him what was up. Apparently detectives questioned him last night, asking if he had heard any fighting at all. The neighbor in question had his TV on REALLY loud, so Dave didn't hear anything.

Dave doesn't know much japanese, but from what he gathered from the questioning, based on the english used by detectives, there was definitely a struggle of some sort, and someone was possibly tied up inside.

Still no word if there's murder, but it seems likely now.
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FightyF said:
That's a good cover story.

TheTrin: It couldn't have been me officer, I've been posting on GAF. Take a look at these times stamps. *snickers*

Policeman: Let's see...yup. The time-stamp does coincide with the time of death. Hey WiiFit is coming out this year!
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fixed
 
salva said:
did he drop any good loot?
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The ****ing detectives ninja'd the purple drop before I had a chance to get there. I don't think he's going to respawn, either. :(
 
JzeroT1437 said:
After playing a game and a half of Phoenix Wright, I'm ready to piece this puzzle together.

The detectives you saw in the apartment this morning were actually your new neighbors--and all that you saw yesterday was a massive house-warming party! Having noticed that your old neighbors had been missing for months, your landlord, Donald McMoneyfists, leased the apartment to these new tenants. However, it would seem that you've not been seen for days on end, thetrin, and others (Crank E. BigMouthwinds) have begun to complain of strange odors wafting from your apartment--fleshy odors.

The truth is, thetrin--YOU WANTED THOSE NEIGHBORS GONE! You were tired of never being able to lay down--of your legs always being bent at the knees! You'd planned on knocking down that wall, hauling in a full-size bed for yourself, didn't you? And now, the annoyance with these new tenants--the detectives--you were planning on killing those who would protect you--weren't you?
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Stinkles said:
Beat Takeshi or it never happened.
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You mean like...Beat Takeshi killed someone in my neighbor's apartment, or he was murdered in my neighbor's apartment?
 
thetrin said:
You mean like...Beat Takeshi killed someone in my neighbor's apartment, or he was murdered in my neighbor's apartment?
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He's gonna come investigate, avenge and possibly start a Stomp-style dance party.
 
they're gonna blame it on the non-japanese-speaking american with the huge biceps and legs that could power tokyo
 
davepoobond said:
they're gonna blame it on the non-japanese-speaking american with the huge biceps and legs that could power tokyo
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Plus the deceased is gonna go all The Grudge on Trin.

He'll be like, opening a soda and hair will come out.

Trin, we're helping.
 
shagg_187 said:
A little LTTP but if you saw "Flashes" then it was a murder not a suicide considering no one can shoot himself more than once..
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TheTrin said:
I realized that the flashes were coming from cameras from the apartment the cops had been swarming.
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.
 
Stinkles said:
Plus the deceased is gonna go all The Grudge on Trin.

He'll be like, opening a soda and hair will come out.

Trin, we're helping.
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I'm waiting for the point where I come out of the shower, and his pale white japanese ghost ass appears to play my PS3.
 
shagg_187 said:
A little LTTP but if you saw "Flashes" then it was a murder not a suicide considering no one can shoot himself more than once..
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If someone told me President Bush killed himself, but it took 3 shots, I would believe them.
 
rakka said:
So nearly 24 hours after someone died in your apartment you still don't know the details.
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I know vague details. There was a fight before 9pm last night. The TV in the apartment was very very loud, so neighbors didn't really hear it. Possibly someone inside the house called the police, because the police were shouting the name of the resident over and over before finally busting in of their own accord.

What they found hasn't been disclosed to anyone in the building, as far as I know, but no one seems to care, strangely.

The detectives are still in there from what I know. I'll wait for one to come out before I ask questions. There's no way I'm knocking on the dude's apartment door just to find out if he's dead.

(btw, it has only been 18 hours :P)

EDIT: Also, from what Dave gathered when they questioned him, they found someone tied up in there.

So yeah, we know SOMETHING. But, that's about it.
 
thetrin said:
I thought that was odd, but it's usually just some dude drunk on the sidewalk that they're trying to haul to a taxi (this is suburban Japan, after all, not NYC).
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I guess you were pretty wrong to think that crime only happened in NYC.
 
There was a murder in the shining Ivory Tower!?

thetrin said:
What they found hasn't been disclosed to anyone in the building, as far as I know, but no one seems to care, strangely.
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They already know.
 
thetrin said:
What they found hasn't been disclosed to anyone in the building, as far as I know, but no one seems to care, strangely..
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Well it's perfectly obvious to me that ALL of your neighbors are dead, and you are the only one in the building who's alive.

Furthermore, that building itself burned down after a mass suicide over 12 years ago, and nobody has lived there ever since. Except you.

Also, when your doorbell next chimes and you look through the peephole, the hallway will be filled with the teeming, moaning dead.
 
I prefer the version where he peers through the peephole and it turns into a glory hole and he gets poked in they eye by a penis.
 
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