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[alife]

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I, myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, and then once right after lunch. Why? I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it because I fucking need to. Think about it, you’re dealing with numbers all day long. Decimal points, high frequencies, bang, bang, bang. Eh-eh-eh-eh. Fucking digits kick, kick, kick, all very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit. So you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. And keep the rhythm below the belt. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don’t, you will fall out of balance. Split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I’ve seen this happen, implode.

 

[Salsa]

r/nofap

dont

 

[Atilac]

Sounds like porn induced sexual dysfunction
EDIT: Lay off porn and masturbating until you can cum without looking at any porn, also stop the death grip if you do that - after some time it will sort its self out.

 

[Salsa]

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I, myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, and then once right after lunch. Why? I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it because I fucking need to. Think about it, you’re dealing with numbers all day long. Decimal points, high frequencies, bang, bang, bang. Eh-eh-eh-eh. Fucking digits kick, kick, kick, all very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit. So you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. And keep the rhythm below the belt. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don’t, you will fall out of balance. Split your differential and tip the fuck over. Or worse yet, I’ve seen this happen, implode.

you sound like my friend nico

he likes cocaine a bit too much

 

[exYle]

Sounds like porn induced sexual dysfunction

I've looked that up, sounds like my issue.

 

[alife]

you sound like my friend nico

he likes cocaine a bit too much

 

[ItIsOkBro]

dont

sounds like he needs it yo

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Go outside or find more productive ways to occupy yourself, OP.

Stop fixating on cummies and sex.

Also stop imagining fucking your coworkers.

:lol I've never heard the term "cummies" used before.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

This is me. I don't think I've ever finished with a partner, I just go until she's done.

Maybe a sabbatical will help.

 

[Aselith]

sounds like he needs it yo

Going completely dry is not the way. Just needs to reduce things a bit if at all.

 

[exYle]

Overwatch does that to people sometimes

winkyface

 

[xxracerxx]

This is me. I don't think I've ever finished with a partner, I just go until she's done.

Maybe a sabbatical will help.

Dude.....you should definitely stop masturbating for awhile.

 

[Stitch]

The nofap movement teached me that stopping to fap will make me better at everything. It will basically turn me into Superman.

I also started wearing a tinfoil hat and also believe in flying spaghetti monsters.

 

[Dega]

winkyface

You did didnt you

 

[Angelus Errare]

Seriously like 2-4 weeks without masturbating will help out you guys with porn induced dysfunction. Just find something else to do to occupy your time.

 

[Dega]

Seriously like 2-4 weeks without masturbating will help out you guys with porn induced dysfunction. Just find something else to do to occupy your time.

swtor

 

[Sub_Level]

No, you don't need reddit or star wars the old republic.

 

[Salsa]

sounds like he needs it yo

that community is dreadful

it's redpill level of macho people pumping themselves up, but not really in a healthy way

it's just silly too. there's nothing really WRONG with masturbating, other than this, which is fixable

that subreddit is filled with people posting fucking BEFORE and AFTER masturbating pics, saying how stopping has improved every aspect of their life and some other weird shit

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Stop watching porn and chocke'ing the bishop.

Take half a pill containing sildenafil citratetoget before sex, get
Your confidence going again!

 

[GregLombardi]

So, a while back, I got drunk at a get-together and ended up fooling around with this girl. Everything was going fine, there was plenty of foreplay and she and I were definitely into it. But when it came time to actually get things going, things... didn't get going. I even dipped out at one point to look up porn on my phone to see if I could rev my engine a little, but nada. So I just ended up crashing in her bed with her.

At first, I figured this was because I had plenty to drink. Whiskey dick, right? But this morning, I was showering and I felt like cleaning my pipes as well. Now don't get me wrong, I wasn't just staring at a blank wall and vigorously rubbing my penis. There was plenty of imagination going on (since no pics). And while I could get hard, I couldn't finish myself off. I tried for, like, 15 minutes. Shao Kahn would've been disappointed.

So I'm having issues down under. It would've been easy to blame it on alcohol, but that's not the truth. The truth is I'm hooked. I watch porn everyday and masturbate at least once a day. I work with several pretty ladies and I constantly imagine fucking each one of them. I'm not going so far as to say that porn is ruining my life, but it certainly isn't helping. I'm lucky that I'm not in a committed relationship right now because this would destroy it. So, I'm gonna quit for now. A jerk-off sabbatical. Never done anything like it in my life before and my impulse control is spotty, so we'll see how long I last.

Anybody else have any similar experiences they've been through, or are currently going through?

How old are you? This is a common problem in people in their late teens to early and mid 20s right now, because they grew up on porn.

 

[scogoth]

Don't be too hard on yourself. Tone back the porn a little and see if it helps. Sometimes you just can't get it up for one reason or another.

 

[2MF]

Aren't there studies that say masturbation is actually good for health? Prostate or something like that? I have a vague memory of reading about that.

 

[LyleLanley]

Aren't there studies that say masturbation is actually good for health? Prostate or something like that? I have a vague memory of reading about that.

I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure, like everything else in life, it's all about moderation.

 

[Bronetta]

Hasn't had that effect on me. Anytime I'm with a girl I can still bust easily. Her just grabbing my dick can bring me half way to orgasm. For me the challenege is NOT busting.

Maybe porn isn't the problem. Maybe there's something wrong with you. Did you ever stop to think that? Go get your dick checked out by an expert.

 

[J_Viper]

Man.

Stop pulling your cock, go out, and get a girl. Good lord.

Thing is, I kinda don't want to.

I have zero drive to go out and chat up "real girls". I just wanted to see what real sex was like.

Maybe I should see a psychiatrist...

 

[Salsa]

Maybe porn isn't the problem. Maybe there's something wrong with you. Did you ever stop to think that? Go get your dick checked out by an expert.

it aint porn, it's jerking off

just google it, or read my post, which basically just makes sense. there's nothing wrong with his dick

if you stop masturbating for a bit, you built that shit up, and then having actual sex is much more rewarding and pleasurable since you're not stroking your dick fast like a maniac twice a day and suddenly have to switch to a looser, slower-paced vagina.

it aint rocket science

 

[Nipo]

Maybe I should see a psychiatrist...

I think the world would be a better place if everyone saw a psychologist.

 

[JJBro One]

I'm going exactly through this. You need to do a reboot and not masturbate for a while. Start off for a week and hold yourself to that. Also working out helps.

 

[exYle]

it aint porn, it's jerking off

just google it, or read my post, which basically just makes sense. there's nothing wrong with his dick

if you stop masturbating for a bit, you built that shit up, and then having actual sex is much more rewarding and pleasurable since you're not stroking your dick fast like a maniac twice a day and suddenly have to switch to a looser, slower-paced vagina.

it aint rocket science

You seem very invested in the subject. I appreciate all the thought you put in your posts, it's very informational.

 

[True Savior]

Good news:don't masturbate for 3-4 days. Problem solved

 

[Salsa]

You seem very invested in the subject. I appreciate all the thought you put in your posts, it's very informational.

I went through a phase where I was worried about it when I started dating that GF im talking about

turns out being worried about it is part of what sucks in that it makes you anxious and that doesnt help at all in the moment

 

[vocab]

Aren't there studies that say masturbation is actually good for health? Prostate or something like that? I have a vague memory of reading about that.

There's negative effects to overmasturbation, and there's negative effects to too much porn. You can easily get to a point where real women just don't do it for you anymore.

 

[kopitarrulez_11]

Seriously like 2-4 weeks without masturbating will help out you guys with porn induced dysfunction. Just find something else to do to occupy your time.

Legos 😎

 

[Bronetta]

Good news:don't masturbate for 3-4 days. Problem solved

Wet dreams and sticky sheets are a problem to most people.

 

[akira28]

i think its sex anxiety...

 

[TickleMeElbow]

I saw a documentary about this British guy who couldn't stop wanking. His life was in shambles because he wanked like 12 times a day. He even broke down at one point like "I can't stop wanking!!!". It was pretty sad OP, don't be like him.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

I saw that movie a year or two ago.

 

[Salsa]

porn can be related to it too, tho, in terms of in your head stimulation I guess

like I remember being with a girl and having trouble finishing while just fucking in a missionary position

and I resorted to, in my head, visualizing some minutes ago when she took out my dick and gave me a BJ

and it helped

probably cause I prefered watching POV / BJ porn, or stuff like that

I remember thinking it was weird and hilarious that in order to finish I had to think of something else this girl did to me a while ago cause (I guess) it made the whole situation more familiar to the context in which I ussually cum

it's kinda fucked and really weird

to be fair missionary's just boring too

 

[ItIsOkBro]

that community is dreadful

it's redpill level of macho people pumping themselves up, but not really in a healthy way

it's just silly too. there's nothing really WRONG with masturbating, other than this, which is fixable

that subreddit is filled with people posting fucking BEFORE and AFTER masturbating pics, saying how stopping has improved every aspect of their life and some other weird shit

Okay sounds like it took a weird turn. Last I checked the weirdest it got was the occasional pseudoscience.

 

[UncleMeat]

The nofap movement teached me that stopping to fap will make me better at everything. It will basically turn me into Superman.

I also started wearing a tinfoil hat and also believe in flying spaghetti monsters.

Hey, it worked for Costanza.

 

[exYle]

porn can be related to it too, tho, in terms of in your head stimulation I guess

like I remember being with a girl and having trouble finishing while just fucking in a missionary position

and I resorted to, in my head, visualizing some minutes ago when she took out my dick and gave me a BJ

and it helped

probably cause I prefered watching POV / BJ porn, or stuff like that

I remember thinking it was weird and hilarious that in order to finish I had to think of something else this girl did to me a while ago cause (I guess) it made the whole situation more familiar to the context in which I ussually cum

it's kinda fucked and really weird

Well, I usually watch pretty vanilla stuff, so I think I'm okay in that regard.

 

[SoulUnison]

Wet dreams and sticky sheets are a problem to most people.

Most people!? Geezus.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Unless your dick is sore you aren't watching too much porn.

 

[xxracerxx]

Wet dreams and sticky sheets are a problem to most people.

Most people at what age?

 

[chrisPjelly]

Cascade a picture of your grandma beside your browser everytime you open it

 

[Bronetta]

Most people at what age?

Porn addicts who can't go a day without porn or jerking off.

 

[Mechanized]

You probably got the old death grip fap and it has ruined your wiener sensitivity. Lay off for a few weeks and it should restore some feeling. Try stroking with a very light touch when you do start masturbating again. Because you should. Wanking is healthy, don't feel bad about it. Just cut back and stop vice gripping your dong. Porn can also set unrealistic expectations of what women are like and your dick also isn't used to being inside a vagina, which is loose, soft, and wet. In comparison. A real romantic relationship would also do wonders. I find it easier to not masturbate if I'm dating someone. You build up tons of sexual tension.

TLDR: Porn break, wanking break, be gentle to yourself, don't blame yourself or feel bad about it. Shit happens.

 

[neptunes]

Why was your first assumption that your masturbation (or porn viewing?) was the cause of your problems?

Did you ever consider other health related causes? It certainly wouldn't hurt looking into

 

[JinjoUnchained]

You don't seem to have any problems talking with women. So instead of porn, put yourself in social situations where you can talk to women a few times a week. The energy and anticipation you'll have after doing that is much better fap material than porn. Because it's real. And with the added benefit that it could lead to real sex.

 

[Vicetrailia]

I masturbate two times a day every day. It affects my performance in that I take forever to orgasm. But that wouldn't be a problem if my SO was willing to help me out a little more. If I stopped id probably be tempered. It's like my saving grace right now, but I should also chill on it a bit.