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[Holy Order Sol]

Eh. I'm French, mixed and I get some of this dumb shit from white people in France too.

also no I don't know the size of my friends' dicks wtf is this

 

[suzu]

I can't sympathize with people who don't like positive attention from being different. As long as it's not mean spirited or back-handed, then it's all good with me. As a foreigner who lives in a homogenous country, I get constant attention, comments about my hair, skin color, etc. and it really doesn't bother me. I like it in fact.

Yeah, I love when people think I'm a foreigner in my own country..

 

[GorillaJu]

Yeah, I love when people think I'm a foreigner in my own country..

The assumption is never that you're from a different country when it comes to black Americans. The topic is about being part of an ethnic minority, which applies in my case even though I'm a foreigner and not a citizen in my country.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Yeah. No.

I don't know the sizes of any of my friends, and never a day will come when that will need to change. I'm quite happy with myself.

wut

I've never given this any thought ever. Why the fuck would I? It's not like I could be like "hey man, you wanna trade dicks?"

I've never asked, nor wondered, nor been curious to know the "size" of anyone that I know.

I will only repeat myself once!

If you could all just drop the dumb macho bluster for sec (we're all anonymous here so there's no need to front), you'd realize that what I say is true.

Heck, I've never even bothered to check my "size" (I've been told by girlfriends that it's big though, so, that's good enough for me

Spoiler

/humblebrag

)

That you felt the need to mention your supposedly large size to a group of total strangers tells me that it's actually probably quite small.

Nor have I ever had anyone (other than girls) ask me my "size," nor imply in any way that they were interested to know.

You see, this is because any sign of physical interaction or interest between two men is automatically seen as homosexual. Many men, insecure in their sexuality (and also possibly homophobic to the core), are reticent (to say the least) to reveal their true feelings about/their thoughts on their fellow men.

I just thought it was kind of funny how you made checking your friends dick size was the most normal thing in the world. Like putting on your socks in the morning. I just found your perspective interesting.

That's because it is. It is literally the most normal thing in the world. It's something males are trained to do from before birth.

Women are the ones that are worse than men about this. We'll give a few snippets whereas women get really indepth.

I don't follow.

I'm with you Ratsky. I've seen all my friends dicks.

Spoiler

They just keep showing them to me!

#BLESS

I have literally never heard of this as a thing in my 36 years on this planet.

I suspect you are from rural Alabama?

Hahahahahahaha

Laughter is the best medicine.

ITT: people act like they weren't curious about other penises as children.

Or as adults.

 

[Vermillion]

I will only repeat myself once!

If you could all just drop the dumb macho bluster for sec (we're all anonymous here so there's no need to front), you'd realize that what I say is true.

*rolls eyes*

 

[Professor Beef]

...what the fuck did this thread turn into

 

[MWS Natural]

That's because it is. It is literally the most normal thing in the world. It's something males are trained to do from before birth.
.

I will only repeat myself once!

If you could all just drop the dumb macho bluster for sec (we're all anonymous here so there's no need to front), you'd realize that what I say is true.

You see, this is because any sign of physical interaction or interest between two men is automatically seen as homosexual. Many men, insecure in their sexuality (and also possibly homophobic to the core), are reticent (to say the least) to reveal their true feelings about/their thoughts on their fellow men.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

*rolls eyes*

Please don't do that. It's quite disrespectful you know! How do you think that makes me feel?

 

[FreeMufasa]

I've never asked, nor wondered, nor been curious to know the "size" of anyone that I know. Heck, I've never even bothered to check my "size" (I've been told by girlfriends that it's big though, so, that's good enough for me

Spoiler

/humblebrag

)
.

U said in this thread u was a virgin till ur wedding day.

I've been my wife for 11 and a half years.
I've never once asked her for any details of her romantic past.

I mean, she's told me some stuff - I know she's been with a bunch of other people before (meanwhile, I only dated like half a dozen people, and didn't have sex until my wedding night) - but it doesn't really concern me any.
She's with me now, and that's all that matters.

 

[Vermillion]

Please don't do that. It's quite disrespectful you know! How do you think that makes me feel?

Never change, Ratsky.

 

[block tower]

U said in this thread u was a virgin till ur wedding day.

plot-twist?

 

[TheOGB]

...what the fuck did this thread turn into

You mean this isn't a thread about dicks?

 

[Infinite]

ITT: people act like they weren't curious about other penises as children.

Nah

 

[Professor Beef]

ITT: people act like they weren't curious about other penises as children.

"Act?"

 

[RatskyWatsky]

...what the fuck did this thread turn into

Oh dear, it looks like I've derailed yet another thread. I promised myself I would stop doing that but it seems like it's happened again, this time quite unintentionally. Please accept my apology everyone. If anyone would like to continue this conversation, we can do so via private message!

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

I'm surprised a lot of people didn't have the dick size conversation with their middle school friends. I've had it and there weren't even any black kids in my grade

Spoiler

there were Asians

.

"Hey, how big is your penis??'
"What? Why are asking me that? I guess it depends? Sometimes it gets really big and other times it's really small!"

 

[Switch Back 9]

My friend Chaz allegedly has a monster dong, we've even stumbled across Magnum condoms in his glove compartment while looking for fuses. His girlfriend has also hinted along those lines, but he gets mega defensive and almost embarrassed when we bring it up to tease him. I can understand wanting to be humble or whatever, but if I was packing some major heat down there I would be proud and vocal about it.

On the flipside, another friend has been going on for years that he has a huge dick but no proof has ever arisen to support his claim.

Anyway, wasn't this thread about racism?

 

[LegoArmo]

I've never met a black guy so I never really got the chance to say these things to him.

I know a white Canadian dude with hair I want to touch though.

 

[jwk94]

I've never met a black guy so I never really got the chance to say these things to him.

I know a white Canadian dude with hair I want to touch though.

Where do you live?

 

[LegoArmo]

Where do you live?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby

 

[mugwhump]

Man that bit about the Titanic got me.

It happens more than you think sometimes.

I especially love:

"Wow, can I touch your hair? It such a weird texture. I heard you guys don't wash it all the time right? So it stays like that?"

Hahaha I did this to a black girl I used to know all the time, I'd squeeze her poofy hair whenever I saw her.

 

[Valkerionseven]

Hilarious, as someone who has had many of these said to him in life, especially the hair thing, stop that please. Then again... black people do it too since my hair is weirdly awesome. Looks similar to "normal black hair" then they touch it and "OMG I WISH I HAD THIS!" because its super soft and grows straight then curls when it gets long. #nativeamericanwhiteandblackmixedhairistheshit

 

[SpoonyBard]

I never knew about the hair touching thing, but now I want to try it. I mean, what's the deal?

 

[block tower]

I never knew about the hair touching thing, but now I want to try it. I mean, what's the deal?

well its kosher, but you need to ASK, and not in a demeaning way. just don't be invading peoples personal space and go touching hair lol.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Like I said earlier, I plan to grow another small fro and any time someone touches it without asking, I plan on touching them inappropriately then look them right in the eyes with the most asshole look on my face then simply say "Feels bad having your personal space invaded huh?".

 

[SpoonyBard]

Like I said earlier, I plan to grow another small fro and any time someone touches it without asking, I plan on touching them inappropriately then look them right in the eyes with the most asshole look on my face then simply say "Feels bad having your personal space invaded huh?".

There's always a risk of them liking it.

 

[Devolution]

I stuffed Timedog's fro full of jolly ranchers today and he shook them out. I plan to make him do this in front of a bunch of children.

 

[Angelus Errare]

There's always a risk of them liking it.

Vast majority of the time it's women, so I'm just going for breast grabs. Wouldn't be too bothered if they liked it.

 

[Prime crotch]

My friend Chaz allegedly has a monster dong, we've even stumbled across Magnum condoms in his glove compartment while looking for fuses. His girlfriend has also hinted along those lines, but he gets mega defensive and almost embarrassed when we bring it up to tease him. I can understand wanting to be humble or whatever, but if I was packing some major heat down there I would be proud and vocal about it.

On the flipside, another friend has been going on for years that he has a huge dick but no proof has ever arisen to support his claim.

Anyway, wasn't this thread about racism?

dude, I told I didnt want people to be talking about me

 

[block tower]

Vast majority of the time it's women, so I'm just going for breast grabs. Wouldn't be too bothered if they liked it.

i like where this thread is headed.

 

[SpoonyBard]

Vast majority of the time it's women, so I'm just going for breast grabs. Wouldn't be too bothered if they liked it.

Sounds like an interesting experiment, but honestly I'd avoid anything that could be seen as sexual assault.

 

[Filaipus]

The titanic part was priceless hahaha.

Sorry, too many pages to catch up :/

 

[JohnDoe]

The "I live in <shitty western european country> and I have never heard this kind of stuff!" people are annoying. Stop pretending it only happens in the USA you hypocrites.

 

[The_Poet]

3/10

 

[Booty Patrol]

The "I live in <shitty western european country> and I have never heard this kind of stuff!" people are annoying. Stop pretending it only happens in the USA you hypocrites.

GO IN!

 

[DarkFlow]

U said in this thread u was a virgin till ur wedding day.

Well getting only a blow job or a hand job still makes you a virgin technically.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

The "I live in <shitty western european country> and I have never heard this kind of stuff!" people are annoying. Stop pretending it only happens in the USA you hypocrites.

!!!

just wait until someone brings up the roma people

 

[Grinchy]

What a perfect response. I'm so glad that a couple minutes passed without anyone posting so that you could get this in first.

 

[Floex]

I think I'm more offended that people actually find that video funny.

 

[JBourne]

I'll never know what black people's hair feels like

 

[Parallax]

I stuffed Timedog's fro full of jolly ranchers today and he shook them out. I plan to make him do this in front of a bunch of children.

instill early that black people are magic candy people... good move

 

[Jindrax]

Were these said to you by Belgium people? I am generally inquisitive because we don't hear much about the European side of these type of things.

Yes, almost exclusively other Belgian people.
When I went on exchange to Poland. Nobody was weird. Here it's almost daily.

 

[terrisus]

U said in this thread u was a virgin till ur wedding day.

Virgin != Never doing anything sexual

I was a virgin, not a monk.

 

[terrisus]

I will only repeat myself once!

If you could all just drop the dumb macho bluster for sec (we're all anonymous here so there's no need to front), you'd realize that what I say is true.



That you felt the need to mention your supposedly large size to a group of total strangers tells me that it's actually probably quite small.



You see, this is because any sign of physical interaction or interest between two men is automatically seen as homosexual. Many men, insecure in their sexuality (and also possibly homophobic to the core), are reticent (to say the least) to reveal their true feelings about/their thoughts on their fellow men.



That's because it is. It is literally the most normal thing in the world. It's something males are trained to do from before birth.



I don't follow.



#BLESS



I suspect you are from rural Alabama?



Laughter is the best medicine.



Or as adults.

Someone is definitely projecting here.

 

[jufonuk]

To White people; pls stop asking to touch my hair.

thx

Oh come on just a little ruffle , please.. I'll let you run your hand through my hair, ebony and ivory baby , you and me, harmony through hair care..we can shampoo each other later.

Not a rascist.

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

The "I live in <shitty western european country> and I have never heard this kind of stuff!" people are annoying. Stop pretending it only happens in the USA you hypocrites.

Lol, I feel like in every thread about racist incidents in the US there's some European poster saying "Why do Americans care about race so much? We don't!" and I just laugh because it's complete BS

 

[Morrigan Stark]

...what the fuck did this thread turn into

A serious case of projection, apparently... xD

 

[poppabk]

The hair thing reminds me of living in Singapore from the ages of 4-9 as a red-headed white kid. While Singapore itself was very multicultural, it wasn't uncommon to have my hair touched/inspected elsewhere.

I have no memory of this, but while at an airport in Thailand, a group of Chinese tourists decided to pick me up and pass me around/take photos with me. My Mum freaked the fuck out and for a second thought were going to abduct me!

A family of asians took pictures of my daughter while we were waiting in security at the airport. They didn't speak very good English so it wasn't possible to ascertain what they found so interesting about her. She has black hair and brown eyes, nothing particularly 'western'. Oh and this was in Dulles airport.
Interestingly my wife is genetically 15% asian but has no idea where from.

 

[Cagey]

Lol, I feel like in every thread about racist incidents in the US there's some European poster saying "Why do Americans care about race so much? We don't!" and I just laugh because it's complete BS

It's almost as if they think we don't know about the anti-Semitic strains throughout Europe, the rise of xenophobic parties whose platform might as well be "LOL NO ISLAM", the on-repeat stories of tossing bananas at black soccer players and calling them monkeys, etc. etc.

But man, America. Just so terrible.

 

[YoungHav]

Lol, I feel like in every thread about racist incidents in the US there's some European poster saying "Why do Americans care about race so much? We don't!" and I just laugh because it's complete BS

Europeans don't care about race, they just want to preserve their culture from immigrants and want them to stop flowing in or assimilate at all costs!