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[Propagandhim]

I would say "Hey, sometimes they call me a Mitch Hedberg ripoff, but hey man, I don't think I'm that expensive!"


See, there's a delicate poetry in that joke. As a comedian, I wouldn't normally do Mitch Hedberg-esque material, except for this one joke, which would throw people off and be all encompassingly at the same time.


What would you guys do if you were a comedi...actually I don't care.

 

[KibblesBits]

um, maybe it's just me but that's not funny. :-/

 

[rakka]

i would kill myself

 

[Evolved1]

You would need more than one joke to be a comedian. And you'd also need at least one funny joke.

 

[master15]

I would probably get into fights with the audience like LD...

 

[BlueTsunami]

If your were a comedian, you would have to make jokes that not only make you laugh but other people too. This shit is inclusive mang!

I dont' think I could be a comedian, I have a mush mouth and don't really have the timing of a real comedian.

 

[zoku88]

I don't think you would be a very good comedian, OP....

 

[Propagandhim]

You would need more than one joke to be a comedian. And you'd also need at least one funny joke.

Dude, I would, but I'm not that expensive.

Spoiler

THAT'S TWO

 

[Crovax33]

That isn't really funny...?

 

[firex]

I don't get it. Is he just fishing for people to quote his tag?

I'm a decent joke writer, but I've never tried telling any of mine as a comedian. It's on that list of things to do in my life.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

*Tag Quote*

 

[Propagandhim]

*Tag Quote*

Your avatar is a dragon fucking a car!

 

[fallengorn]

Your avatar is a dragon fucking a car!

observational humor?

 

[Propagandhim]

observational humor?

Well, this is a message board.



See what I did there? I answered your question AND did more observational humor. Why is nobody getting my genius?

 

[Stabby McSter]

*Tag Quote*

OK!

Propagandhim
Lacks a sense of humor

 

[bacondouble]

i would tell this joke, for it is a funny joke



what did cinderella do when she got to the ball??
















gagged:lol

 

[Armitage]

You didn't explain the joke. Every successful comedian follows this formula:

1. Tell the joke.
2. Explain the joke.

You didn't explain the joke.

 

[Darklord]

Just steal jokes off everyone else. It works for a lot of them.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Yell very loud and make stupid faces. Shit sells.

 

[Propagandhim]

You didn't explain the joke. Every successful comedian follows this formula:

1. Tell the joke.
2. Explain the joke.

You didn't explain the joke.

Yeah Mitch Hedberg was all like "This and this and this" but you could really interpret it as "That and this and that" and I was like "Well, this and this" because he says it like that so it would work WITHIN the context of the joke itself and that would sorta make this into that and it would be funny jesus sweater-knitting christ just fucking trust me on this one.

 

[bjork]

Hm.

Yeah Mitch Hedberg was all like "This and this and this" but you could really interpret it as "That and this and that" and I was like "Well, this and this" because he says it like that so it would work WITHIN the context of the joke itself and that would sorta make this into that and it would be funny just fucking trust me on this one.

You're trying too hard.

 

[Propagandhim]

You're trying too hard.

The jig is up. All you irishman can go home!!! Hahahhahahah


No seriously fuck this shit. This is stupid as hell. What a shitty thread you people turned this into.

 

[fallengorn]

i would tell this joke, for it is a funny joke



what did cinderella do when she got to the ball??

gagged:lol

It works better when you ask, "What did Cinderella say when she fot to the ball?" and do the gag IRL.

 

[impirius]

Now look what you guys did... Bill Engvall Show ads are showing up.

 

[Stabby McSter]

Yell very loud and make stupid faces. Shit sells.

Just steal jokes off everyone else. It works for a lot of them.

 

[phillipgessert]

Fuck your joke and fuck you.

 

[Cranehand2ndComing]

...you would bomb. Horribly.

 

[silenttwn]

I thought it was kind of funny, OP. :] Not that that means much because I'm a nobody lurker on NeoGAF.

 

[Propagandhim]

Fuck your joke and fuck you.

I bet you bought a Shins album after you saw Garden State and voted for Bush.

 

[phillipgessert]

I bet you bought a Shins album after you saw Garden State and voted for Bush.

your face did

 

[brickface]

Hm.



You're trying too hard.

I think he's not trying hard enough, it still doesn't make sense

 

[Propagandhim]

your face did

:lol :lol

 

[Fatalah]

I bet you bought a Shins album after you saw Garden State and voted for Bush.

I didn't like you at first, but now I do. I know people who did what you just described.

 

[Ela Hadrun]

If I were a comedian, I would tell the story about my mom and Santa Claus in April.

 

[Sol..]

I bet you bought a Shins album after you saw Garden State and voted for Bush.

Wow, now that shoulda been the joke you posted in the OP.


Do you respond to heckling with that gem? Much better than that fry basket shit every two bit comedian drops.

But in all seriousness you probably over thought that mitch headburg joke.

 

[Odrion]

I would joke about my crazy asian mother and do godawful imitations of her voice.

 

[Sol..]

I would joke about my crazy asian mother and do godawful imitations of her voice.

I lul'd

 

[Rorschach]

*Tag Quote*

.

 

[GG-Duo]

Mitch Hedberg is dead. You poor, poor man.

 

[esbern]

Yeah Mitch Hedberg was all like "This and this and this" but you could really interpret it as "That and this and that" and I was like "Well, this and this" because he says it like that so it would work WITHIN the context of the joke itself and that would sorta make this into that and it would be funny jesus sweater-knitting christ just fucking trust me on this one.

can somebody tell me what the fuck this kid is talking about

 

[tawal]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_Not_Funny

pick one

 

[Propagandhim]

can somebody tell me what the fuck this kid is talking about

basically.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

The fuck is a Mitch Hedburg?

 

[Propagandhim]

The fuck is a Mitch Hedburg?

A potential lunch winner.

 

[AtticusFinch]

...I would learn proper subjunctive mood.

Spoiler

If I were a comedian

 

[mcawesome]

I don't get it. Is he just fishing for people to quote his tag?

I'm a decent joke writer, but I've never tried telling any of mine as a comedian. It's on that list of things to do in my life.

You just need to do it. I was the same way, then me and a buddy hit a open mic. I am addicted to it now.

 

[adamsappel]

I dont' think I could be a comedian, I have a mush mouth and don't really have the timing of a real comedian.

Is that you, Colin Quinn?




I actually think Colin is funny, but he can't deliver a joke at all.

 

[Ra\/en]

The fuck is a Mitch Hedburg?

I dunno, but it certainly was a funny comedian:lol

 

[PantherLotus]

i found more funneh in my bathroom this morning than in this entire thread.

 

[Shawsie64]

Fuck your joke and fuck you.

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