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[Vieo]

If you were trapped in a forest and couldn't leave until you've managed to kill an army of two dozen orcs, if given one item from the list below, what would you choose to help you fight?


1. The One Ring (You know, the ring from Middle Earth)
2. The Master Sword
3. Master Chief's Armor
4. Pack of cigarettes (I'm pretty sure you get this reference..)
5. A chainsaw
6. Arnold Swarchenegger (As he is now. Not when he was in his prime.)

 

[Joe]

earthbind totem, war stomp, ghostwolf...SEE YA!

 

[Lardbutt]

A Sleep spell.

 

[Brian Fellows]

24 orcs would be more like a platoon than an army.

 

[sprsk]

earthbind totem, war stomp, ghostwolf...SEE YA!

nerf shamans

 

[VictimOfGrief]

Isn't it obvious???


GET TO THE CHOPPPPAAA!!11111!!!!!
:lol

 

[Vieo]

24 orcs would be more like a platoon than an army.

The way I see it, if Orcs were real, they would be like gorillas but a bit smarter and stronger. It would probably take three men to kill one in hand-to-hand combat. So each orc in the platoon is really like 3 men.

 

[iapetus]

If you were trapped in a forest and couldn't leave until you've managed to kill an army of two dozen orcs, if given one item from the list below, what would you choose to help you fight?

The pack of cigarettes. And some softcore orc porn.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

The armor for sure. Then I'd use stealth and snap necks like there's no tomorrow.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Chainsaw. One Ring would be boring.

 

[Cuth]

Two dozen orcs... in a forest...

I'd ask Arnold if he has MacGyver's phone number.

 

[UltraMarioMan]

A boomstick.

 

[Jewbacca]

Id use my hammer pick and do an Armor Ignore on them... if not that then Ill take the chainsaw... maybe it will scare them

 

[Tamanon]

Shield + Hearth FTW.....er....FTRetreat!

 

[Teknopathetic]

The only true answer is to whip out the Redeemer.

 

[MrPing1000]

one ring. Stick it on go invisible pick off stragglers one by one. It would be a horror movie made for orcs. 24 orcs in a forest but they are not alone!!!

 

[Xenon]

I give them each an account on the GAF and laugh as they slowly widdle away their lives. This also works for trolls.

 

[VALIS]

Two dozen hot orc chicks.

 

[Companion Cube]

Easy. Pack of cigs. CAUSE 2ND HAND SMOKE KILLS


truth

 

[Widfara]

I give them each an account on the GAF and laugh as they slowly widdle away their lives. This also works for trolls.

wait- trolls, on gaf, erm, no, uh, THE TROLLS WOULD TAKE OVER GAF as evidenced by GAF itself

 

[DDayton]

As long as I didn't get hurt, the Master Sword would be great. I'd climb a high tree and pick 'em off with beams.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I'd just hand out hams.

Haven't you played Zelda, Mr. Master Sword? They'd take the meat and stop grumbling.

 

[yoshifumi]

arnold by a mile. underneath the current flab is still a robotic endoskeleton.

either that or LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

 

[FightyF]

As UMM said...Boomstick from S-Mart.

YOU GOT THAT?!?!

 

[TranceVibrator]

I'd take The Idiots Guide to Furries please.

Throw the book in the middle of their path and they can die laughing/crying.

 

[shattyboombatty]

7) Leroy Jenkins

 

[Hooker]

Rocketjump to get out of there + railgun to kill them



Gauntlet (with/without Quaddamage) if I'm feeling lucky

 

[shibbs]

 

[drohne]

my fucking cloudsong