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If you had to fight a two dozen orcs in real life...

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Vieo

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If you were trapped in a forest and couldn't leave until you've managed to kill an army of two dozen orcs, if given one item from the list below, what would you choose to help you fight?


1. The One Ring (You know, the ring from Middle Earth)
2. The Master Sword
3. Master Chief's Armor
4. Pack of cigarettes (I'm pretty sure you get this reference..)
5. A chainsaw
6. Arnold Swarchenegger (As he is now. Not when he was in his prime.)
 
Isn't it obvious???


GET TO THE CHOPPPPAAA!!11111!!!!!
:lol

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Brian Fellows said:
24 orcs would be more like a platoon than an army.

The way I see it, if Orcs were real, they would be like gorillas but a bit smarter and stronger. It would probably take three men to kill one in hand-to-hand combat. So each orc in the platoon is really like 3 men. :D
 
Vieo said:
If you were trapped in a forest and couldn't leave until you've managed to kill an army of two dozen orcs, if given one item from the list below, what would you choose to help you fight?

The pack of cigarettes. And some softcore orc porn.
 
Id use my hammer pick and do an Armor Ignore on them... if not that then Ill take the chainsaw... maybe it will scare them
 
one ring. Stick it on go invisible pick off stragglers one by one. It would be a horror movie made for orcs. 24 orcs in a forest but they are not alone!!!
 
I give them each an account on the GAF and laugh as they slowly widdle away their lives. This also works for trolls.
 
Xenon said:
I give them each an account on the GAF and laugh as they slowly widdle away their lives. This also works for trolls.

wait- trolls, on gaf, erm, no, uh, THE TROLLS WOULD TAKE OVER GAF as evidenced by GAF itself
 
As long as I didn't get hurt, the Master Sword would be great. I'd climb a high tree and pick 'em off with beams.
 
arnold by a mile. underneath the current flab is still a robotic endoskeleton.

either that or LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
 
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