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[Frankenstrat]

EDIT: I must remember to google in the future. anyways, for anyone else slow on the uptake: http://www.jocchan.com/stuff/IGeNerator/

 

[Wario64]

1. GAF -> ??? -> GAF
2. Ancient

 

[Azure J]

GAF > Internet > GAF at it's finest. :lol

 

[Nemo]

Top Ten best designed sliding block puzzles in videogames.

I'd actually read this. Lufia 2 should be in there

 

[Phonomezer]

Why Mortal Kombat will lick Street Fighter's face.

GC: The fetch quests in Killer 7 gave me enlightenment.

Kinectimals is destined to sell better than Facebook games.

lol

 

[Jocchan]

This looks familiar.

 

[BGBW]

What Frankenstrat could learn from using advanced search?

 

[Zombie James]

 

[Anteater]

Jocchan.com, feels like I've seen that name somewhere...

 

[inky]

This looks familiar.

As relevant today as it was when you first made it, lol

 

[Neuromancer]

This looks familiar.

Haha

TGS: The crates in Duck Tales gave me a sense of urgency.

It's so true

 

[Beardz]

Why Okami will dropkick Ratchet & Clank's face.

Edit:

Is Animal Crossing an Alan Wake for adults?

 

[Frankenstrat]

This looks familiar.

I KNEW I'D SEEN THAT NAME BEFORE

 

[massoluk]

This looks familiar.

Would you ever consider updating it to include Pachter and Molyneaux?

 

[daycru]

GC: The hamburgers in casual games gave me chills.

 

[PIMPBYBLUD]

Top Ten sexiest plastic peripherals in videogames.

 

[shrapnelmagnet]

"Why Uncharted will forget FIFA's face."

lol

"How mythological creatures could increase Madden's popularity."

I would read that.

 

[Cat Party]

So old but still so relevant.

This may be my favorite so far:

"Top Ten sexiest hamburgers in videogames."

 

[Ifrit]

"Top Ten most Oscar-worthy hospitals in videogames"

Ok, I loled

 

[BY2K]

How bazookas could increase ICO's popularity.

Should Star Tropics be a dating simulation?

GC: The poop jokes in Kinectimals gave me mixed feelings.

How poop jokes could increase Dota's popularity.

This is great. Again.

 

[DemonNite]

hmm i remember this

 

[Guevara]

Are Facebook games a Wii Music for adults?

I still love it

 

[The Big Rig]

That blew me away ign.com

 

[Hot Coldman]

Should Metal Gear be a board game?

Nah, that'd never work!

 

[Skyfireblaze]

Oh my, I'm glad I saw this thread! Here are my favorites so far I lol'd for the past 10 minutes:

Should MineSweeper be a flight simulator?

PAX: The season passes in Ratchet & Clank gave me salmonella.

Farmville is destined to sell better than IGN.

 

[Smellycat]

What Dead Space could learn from Yoshi's Island.

 

[Delio]

Ah blast from the past anyways.


What Pokemon could learn from Mega Man.

 

[Bagu]

What Yoshi's Island could learn from Alan Wake

 

[CrunchyFrog]

First one I got was "Why Monster Hunter will outsell Monster Hunter". Shoulda screencapped

 

[hammster]

Should Red Dead Redemption be more visceral?

 

[A.KU.MU]

Should Mirror's Edge be cancelled?

facepalm.gif + gtfo.gif

 

[Smellycat]

E3: The hamburgers in Xenoblade gave me herpes.

How manchildren could increase Scott Pilgrim's popularity.

hahaha

 

[TheExodu5]

How drinking contests could increase MineSweeper's popularity.

How anime pillows could increase Donkey Kong's popularity.

 

[Zophar]

What Braid could learn from Assassin's Creed.

 

[MasterShotgun]

Top Ten most irrational colored keycards in videogames.

So good.

EDIT:

What Dudebro II could learn from Final Fantasy Versus XIII.

Hehehe.

EDIT 2: Just noticed the URL. That explains a lot.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

1. GAF -> ??? -> GAF
2. Ancient

^

Admittedly, it's still funny

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[FyreWulff]

I'm never refreshing the page ever again

 

[maquiladora]

This one blew my mind :

Should God of War be a kart racer?

 

[rdrr gnr]

This one blew my mind :

Shit, that's deep.

 

[Bagu]

Why Rapelay will love Catherine's face.

PAX: The love stories in Duke Nukem Forever gave me inspiration.

How season passes could increase Mirror's Edge's popularity.

Top Ten most generation-defining elevators in videogames.

Should Crackdown be a breeding simulator?

Why Professor Layton will step on Dora the Explorer's face.

Some of my favorites

 

[Federico_612]

IGN's opposite day:
GDC: The recycled tropes in hardcore games gave me herpes.

 

[wwm0nkey]

I got "Should Killzone be a Hentai game?" lol

 

[Federico_612]

Sorry to doublepost, but:
Top Ten darkest carbon rods in videogames.

 

[Anteater]

Damn right

 

[maquiladora]

Shit, that's deep.

I know right?

The kart tracks would be on the backs of Titans. I can see Kratos in a chariot-kart...

Make it happen Santa Monica.

 

[bernardobri]

• Should Madden be set in space? <- Now that would be a great game!
• GDC: The bananas in Imagine: Babyz gave me chills. <- HAHAHA Oh wow.
• Heavy Rain is destined to sell better than Arkham City.
• Is Wii Music a Resident Evil for adults? <- Probably
• What Portal could learn from Shenmue. <- Hm, nothing?
• GC: The monsters in Crazy Taxi gave me inspiration.
• GC: The design decisions in Silent Hill gave me a nerdgasm.

 

[clo1_2000]

What Final Fantasy could learn from Wii Fit.


Classic...

 

[JADS]

Top Ten most questionable preorder bonuses in videogames. <- is it wrong that I actually want to see that list?

Edit:
How babes could increase MineSweeper's popularity.

 

[maquiladora]

Is FIFA a FIFA for adults?

How manly tears could increase Wii Music's popularity.

Why Wii Fit will love hardcore games' face.

TGS: The anime pillows in Tony Hawk gave me sore thumbs.

Amazing.