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[darkangel-212559]

As per title.

I'm old. Four years to 40!

You all have permission to roast me in my annual birthday thread. :/

 

[Frank Horrigan]

You're 36 and made a thread on a gaming forum asking to be roasted. You're a loser.

Am i doing it right?

 

[Rentahamster]

You all have permission to roast me in my annual birthday thread. :/

You will die alone and unappreciated, just like your avatar.

Spoiler

 

[bender]

 

[DonJorginho]

Have a great birthday my friend! Hoping you can spend your special day with loved ones and if not, you've always got GAF to keep you company

 

[Blade2.0]

No need, I'm sure your body roasts you enough for the both of us.

 

[Jaybe]

annual birthday

as opposed to your monthly one?

 

[darkangel-212559]

Have a great birthday my friend! Hoping you can spend your special day with loved ones and if not, you've always got GAF to keep you company

Thanks man!
But where is my roast???

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Level up!

+1 to depression

 

[Tams]

How does it feel knowing that your reflexes are getting shitter and shitter, and that the COD teenbops 360noscope you in their sleep?

 

[poppabk]

Look around you at what other people your age have achieved. Yeah. You've wasted your life so far and it is now too late to catch up. Your only hope now is try and outlive those muthafuckas but the shape you are in that's pretty unlikely.

 

[AJUMP23]

If you haven’t done it by now why bother.

 

[Frank Horrigan]

Only joking darkangel-212559 I have no hate for a man who has the best console ever as his avatar

 

[farmerboy]

 

[ipukespiders]

I'm 50. Big fucking deal.

 

[darkangel-212559]

Ouch lol

 

[JimmyRustler]

Welcome to the party pal.

Got 36 in June myself and I have had no real problem with it as I’m in the best shape of my life, Take care mate.

 

[jason10mm]

The Sandmen have been looking for you...

 

[PonyStation4]

I forget how old some of you are. You're as old as my mom

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I forget how old some of you are. You're as old as my mom

Is she single?

 

[phaedrus]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Tell us stories about Nam and the civil war, 36-year-old Grandpa.

 

[PonyStation4]

Is she single?

Does it matter? She would not look at you regardless of whether she's single or not

 

[Blade2.0]

Look around you at what other people your age have achieved. Yeah. You've wasted your life so far and it is now too late to catch up. Your only hope now is try and outlive those muthafuckas but the shape you are in that's pretty unlikely.

Tom Clancy didn't write his first novel till 36. But if he gets to 37 then he should just give it up

 

[nush]

Does it matter? She would not look at you regardless of whether she's single or not

Keep in on the lowdown and false flag the kids.

 

[Nico_D]

36 is basically a teenager. Did you get your mom's permission to post on an internet forum?

 

[MastAndo]

Happy birthday!

 

[Spukc]

Happy birthday

 

[ZoolNL]

Another year closer to death… isn’t that sweet!

 

[WhatDidHeSay?]

Many happy returns, chum!

 

[GymWolf]

Yo mama is so fat that 36 years ago she didn't even noticed that she was pregnant.
You look like tom cruise if tom cruise looked like a used condom.

Your boss love having you around so much that you are the only one in your department who can still work from home.

Your dog is really a cat.

Your dick is so small that scientist use it as a measurement unit instead of microns.




What do i win?

Spoiler

i'm also 36, don't feel old man, our dicks are still gonna work fine for another 20-25 years

 

[GeekyDad]

Happy birthday, kid.

 

[farmerboy]

Ouch lol

LOL, I'm just being a prick. Definitely recognise you from around. Happy Birthday champ.

 

[INC]

 

[Loke]

 

[SJRB]

The good news is you'll never be as old as you look.

 

[anthony2690]

I genuinely feel sorry for darkangel-212559 poor dude has to create a thread and tell people it's his birthday, as he has no real life friends left to tell or family that remember or care :'(

Happy Birthday you old Dinosaur!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Must suck to be so young! Does the wittle baby want a ba-ba?

 

[Skyfox]

Happy Birthday Angel! Here's your present

Only 163 days until they release your Favourite Game!

 

[Porcile]

Give this man a spit roast ASAP

 

[jufonuk]

As per title.

I'm old. Four years to 40!

You all have permission to roast me in my annual birthday thread. :/

Happy Birthday. Have a great day.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

Does it matter? She would not look at you regardless of whether she's single or not

Perfect. I prefer hitting it from behind.

 

[RJMacready73]

no need to roast you, your a 36 y.o. on a gaming forum, your body will be roasting you every single day till you die

 

[Facism]

Man roasted up with stuffing and potatoes.

 

[Artoris]

36 is still young, but wait a few more years for depression and despair to set in at the approaching rickety old age in which you will be waiting for death

but happy birthday

 

[F0rneus]

What do you want to be seasoned with?

 

[Ironbunny]

 

[Mistake]

Your avatar was probably invented by watching a dog take a shit

Love dreamcast though. Happy birthday

 

[darkangel-212559]

What do you want to be seasoned with?

Japanese import DC games that are full of WAIFUS.

 

[F0rneus]

Japanese import DC games that are full of WAIFUS.

I gotchu fam. Curry powder and sriracha. Gotcha