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[paparazzo]

Lol Gaf sure loves its bathroom threads.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

If relieving waste/fluids is part of what defines you as a man, then you are trying too hard to seem badass and likely are a cartoon caricature of a person.

I blame those Miller Lite commercials and easily influenced fragile minds.

 

[Outlaw]

Now I pee everywhere sitting down. In restaurants, in public restrooms, my house, in bars. Literally any toilet is fairgame when given the chance. More privacy(in public toilets), no mess, no fuss, and after a long day at work, sometimes, all you wanna do is sit down and let it all pour out. This is especially very nice when you just woke up from bed. The only time I don't is when I'm peeing outside or if the toilet is so fucking nasty.

More men gaffers should try pee sitting down! Set yourself free!

 

[TheSeks]

Yeah me too, at least until I get a urinal for my own bathroom.

Speaking of urinals, the
Wikipedia page
is surprisingly interesting.

Holy shit.

I uh... what? That already makes my shy bladder even more shy.

 

[kamspy]

peeing with morning wood requires putting your hands on the wall and leaning at that perfect 45deg angle.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

peeing with morning wood requires putting your hands on the wall and leaning at that perfect 45deg angle.

There should be classes on how to do this well.

 

[-COOLIO-]

i do it because im lazy

 

[Davedough]

I've shat in a urinal. We've all got our own thing.

 

[Linkup]

Standing up bends your piss channel, squating/sitting doesn't and allows for a smoothhhhhhhhh ride. Plus when you squat you work that back thigh area. If you wouldn't stand and take a dump then you shouldn't stand and piss.

Somebody needs to do some serious research and see if there is any link between standing and peepee problems, to bad this type of long term study rarely happens.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Bunch of pussies in here. I just pee in the nearest trash can.

 

[Regulus Tera]

What is it with GAF's obsession with body secretions?

 

[Scrow]

i'm a sitter too

why stand when i can sit?

only stand when i'm in a hurry

 

[dudeworld]

i'm a sitter too

why stand when i can sit?

only stand when i'm in a hurry

this reads like a poem

a beautiful poem

 

[Throavium]

I do both

Variety motherfuckers.

This.

 

[Steelrain]

Thread title is like dividing by zero.

 

[Darkatomz]

Anyone else ever take Adderall and their penis and balls shrink?

Just had that recently and since this dude was talking about his deformed wiener I thought I'd ask.

Yes, actually. Then I switched to Riddalin and now it's all good

On topic, count me in as long as the area is clean enough. Don't like splashback.

 

[clav]

I only do this when I'm at home.

 

[MNC]

It's not a sign of femininity, it's a waste of fucking time. Pull dick out, pee, put dick back in vs pull pants down, sit, pee, pull pants back up. Wasted effort for the same end result.

Relaxation versus stress!

 

[scar tissue]

i pee sitting down at home most of the time, and at friend's places too
anything else is just gross and disrespectful
i have pretty solid aim, but small drops bounce off the toilet bowl anyways

 

[Pizza Luigi]

It's a strange thread, this, but anyway, I do this too.

With me, it's not so much my aim that sucks (although the surgeons failed a little with my circumcision), but sitting is just relaxing and I can read a magazine or something.

 

[Fourth Storm]

I only do this when taking a shit, but do what you gotta do man. You technically have a disability.

 

[Clydefrog]

I guess if you pee sitting down you don't have to worry about choosing:

a. Over the fence
b. Through the gate

 

[UnblessedSoul]

Peeing sitting down is actually harder, why would you do that

 

[LogicStep]

Saw this, remembered this thread, had to come and share.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

lmao tinkle time.

 

[daffy]

lol

 

[clemenx]

Lol, I saw that yesterday and thought the same, but I was too lazy to find this thread.