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[Kwixotik]

I suddenly regret entering this thread.

Why? It's the best thread in days

 

[Ghazi]

Why? It's the best thread in days

idk.... but no pics is kinda disappointing.

 

[News Bot]

Animated Series or Arkham?

This is important.

 

[Alienous]

Animated Series or Arkham?

This is important.

Animated series, and this is a triumph.

Arkham, and this is a revolution.

 

[Sorian]

idk.... but no pics is kinda disappointing.

Oh come on, you knew we weren't going to get pics.

Spoiler

I wish this happened to me

 

[killertofu]

And they say smoking cigarettes are bad for you

 

[Soul Beat]

I should probably start smoking.

 

[That Dude John]

The title needs a change. This bro has succeeded.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

When we were about to begin she said something about how she isn't a fan of flash, so I better not disappoint her.

This is a most excellent line.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

i believe we're all buying him beer tonight.

Pretty much.

Krafty, we gonna get you hammered til you spill.

...

For all I know you'd end up with a girl dressed as Poison Ivy next you sumbitch! >=[

 

[fader]

And yes, she did keep doing cheesy comic book lines. When we were about to begin she said something about how she isn't a fan of flash, so I better not disappoint her.

LOL! Are you kidding me? Thats an awesome line!

 

[BadAss2961]

Op delivers!

I can't give credit without pics.

 

[Ban Puncher]

It was good. Noon here and I still have a hangover.

And yes, I agree it was weird typing the thread, but I just told her I'm sending an important email.

Again, it was good but weird. Never slept with anyone while they were in costume and slightly in character. Had to focus more.

Got her number. Still not entirely sure if the chapter ends there or not. I don't know if I'm ready to date someone that will "punish me like batman " every night.

Apologies, typing this while on the toilet..

Got to her house. Drank some jager while listening to some music. She had a fuck ton of comic books, and I used to read. I believe my nerdy side turned her on so we started going at it sooner than expected.

Rest is just sex , and as I said earlier : not used to rough sex . It wasn't that rough, but some of things she said and the slaps would knock me out of my comfort zone. Took a few minutes to get used to.

And yes, she did keep doing cheesy comic book lines. When we were about to begin she said something about how she isn't a fan of flash, so I better not disappoint her.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Holy condom, Batman.

 

[Creamium]

This chick sounds a bit crazy. The good kind of crazy. gj Mistah K!

 

[Amagon]

Which Harley Quinn was it Kraftwerk?!?!?!

 

[Barack Lesnar]

It's not like it's been 3 days or something.

You people have no patience, you want him to set an alarm to update you?

I just like posting that pic, kills me.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Apologies, typing this while on the toilet..

Got to her house. Drank some jager while listening to some music. She had a fuck ton of comic books, and I used to read. I believe my nerdy side turned her on so we started going at it sooner than expected.

Rest is just sex , and as I said earlier : not used to rough sex . It wasn't that rough, but some of things she said and the slaps would knock me out of my comfort zone. Took a few minutes to get used to.

And yes, she did keep doing cheesy comic book lines. When we were about to begin she said something about how she isn't a fan of flash, so I better not disappoint her.

where did you blow your load and how many or just the 1?

 

[Kitschkraft]

Slightly in character? FOR!

Did she have the Jersey accent?

 

[Brera]

Good job OP!

Geeks got game these days! If this was Bodybuilding.com, dude would be getting shredded by all the jelly.

 

[Technosteve]

does she like anime?

 

[Messofanego]

So this is what happens on Geek Love when the cameras are turned off...

Get some rest and then tell us, Kraftwerk, which era of Harley Quinn is this, and which era of Batman you'll be going with.

 

[foxuzamaki]

OP delivered

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Edit:
Ah crap, man puncher already posted a better version.

 

[illmatic22]

Tales from my hand.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Which Harley Quinn was it Kraftwerk?!?!?!

Desperate Harley.

 

[Onion_Relish]

The best part is that you know that "flash" line is not something spur of the moment. Guaranteed OP isn't the first one to hear it. Congrats on the sex though

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Oh god, I'm dying. :lol

 

[JBourne]

The Flash line is amazing. Good job, Kraftwerk. Congrats on the sex. Living the dream.

 

[DESTROYA]

Hope you wore some bat armor



Or at least get your jelly on her belly, congrats OP for living the dream.

 

[skybald]

I now love NeoGAF

 

[Mr. Sam]

"And I don't like Aquaman so, uh-- do you see where I'm going with this?"

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Good going, bro.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

 

[No Love]

Post pics and ban anyone who goes creepy stalker Detective GAF on her and tries to dox her. It's the only way. We gotta see this one! Congrats man.

 

[Archpath1]

What Harley outfit was it at least? Post a reference pic

 

[cLOUDo]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Savitar]

Call her pudding, and flip her around to spank her ass red and she'll love you forever.

Especially if you bite.

 

[Sats]

I didn't realize how hot Batman pounding Harley would be.

 

[Sorian]

I didn't realize how hot Batman pounding Harley would be.

Then you haven't lived yet.

 

[Kraftwerk]

I don't know too much about the different Harley Quinn outfits, but it was the old school one from what I can tell after some googling.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I didn't realize how hot Batman pounding Harley would be.

 

[Sorian]

I don't know too much about the different Harley Quinn outfits, but it was the old school one from what I can tell after some googling.

This one?

Well that was the most boring option, still gratz though.

 

[Kinyou]

I didn't realize how hot Batman pounding Harley would be.

Thankfully the internet already did

 

[Doctor Decimate]

please change your avatar to Batman

 

[Radec]

 

[Munin]

I am amazed how GAFfers will spend hours trying to determine if a few silly pics some kid took with his schoolmates are genuine or shopped but will take a story of some guy getting hit on by Harley Quinn in the middle of the night and then proceeding to have movie sex with her as unquestionable fact

 

[No Love]

I am amazed how GAFfers will spend hours trying to determine if a few silly pics some kid took with his schoolmates are genuine or shopped but will take a story of some guy getting hit on by Harley Quinn in the middle of the night and then proceeding to have movie sex with her as unquestionable fact

I guess the subtlety of that thread's turn towards "it must be shopped" being tongue in cheek was lost on you.

 

[Sorian]

I am amazed how GAFfers will spend hours trying to determine if a few silly pics some kid took with his schoolmates are genuine or shopped but will take a story of some guy getting hit on by Harley Quinn in the middle of the night and then proceeding to have movie sex with her as unquestionable fact

We know what the fuck is up.

Spoiler

Plus who would lie about this?

 

[JohnDoe]

I didn't realize how hot Batman pounding Harley would be.

Hard to believe there's a sexual fantasy you haven't already had.