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I'm being followed by a seagull

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The OP is clearly a bag of hot Cheetos.

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Read through the thread. The OP wishes he were a bag of hot Cheetos.
 
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I'm still confused on the fact that it's the same user name on each of the posts, so like did he post the (real/fake?) story on that site 3 years ago then recently decide to bust it out and or try it again on a different crowd?

Is the story all fabricated or did it really happen? Did it happen to OP or is this twice now he's tried using this scenario that never actually occurred?

Questions need to be answered even if the answers prove disappointing!
 
I'm still confused on the fact that it's the same user name on each of the posts, so like did he post the (real/fake?) story on that site 3 years ago then recently decide to bust it out and or try it again on a different crowd?

Questions need to be answered even if the answers prove disappointing!

That's pretty much exactly what he did

OP has abandoned this thread though and will never return to give an answer
 
But that's a black backed Gull, they have always eaten things like that, they even eat small rabbits. It's all scaremongering, to sell shit newspapers. A few years ago it was foxes, now gulls.

I live near St Ives where they regularly attack stupid tourists that insist on feeding them, despite the hundreds of signs telling people not to.

I refuse to believe that there are people who believe a gull will eat a human child. I can't do it.
 
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