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Yeah, ham it up and over-dramatize everything and when this show becomes the number one reality show on TV, you can thank GAF for that.
 
Delta Assault said:
You guys are all gonna be eating crow in a few years when he's raking in that Duck Dynasty money.
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Eating ham

This is OP's shtick, you see. He does EVERYTHING with ham. Brushes his teeth? Hambrush and hampaste. Pillow? Hampillow. Dog? Hamdog.

Girlfriend leaves him halfway through the episode, he reveals hamfriend. With terrifyingly suggestive hamholes.
 
HenryGale said:
No one who works on realty tv shoceling shit and garbage glorifying human waste is awesome in any way what so ever. I fucking hate hollywood, too bad I love LA.

Also if this guy is producing the show and thinks youre a good enough subject to laugh at and look down on for the american public, theres not a whole lot of good this is going to make him or anyone think about you.
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My cousin works in reality TV and he's one of the nicest, sweetest, most intelligent and downright awesome people I know. Maybe watch it a bit with your sweeping generalizations there.

These guys have worked with friends of mine on very cool projects- they're solid dudes. If I end up looking like a fool on camera who gives a shit? I mean really man, I don't take myself that seriously.
 
there are tons of terrible shows like that on german tv, it's mostly semi-scripted with amateurs and many of them had problems IRL because the show made them look extremely bad
 
Expecting to see you browsing GAF like this.

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Whoompthereitis said:
Yeah I've heard of that show.

Congrats, this thread is now about how you once worked on American Idol.

SPILL THE DETAILS!
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lol. I've got lots of stories...

I once witnessed this taping.

Interviewer: So Paula, you must be happy this is the last day of auditions.

Paula: Yes I am. I was so excited, last night I started to sleep walk in my room, screaming the song "freedom" at the top of my lungs. Hotel security had to bust open the door and wake me up to make sure I was okay.

Interviewer: Thanks!

*Paula leaves*

Interviewer: We can't use that, she'll look insane! Ugh.
 
Carnby said:
lol. I've got lots of stories...

I once witnessed this taping.

Interviewer: So Paula, you must be happy this is the last day of auditions.

Paula: Yes I am. I was so excited, last night I started to sleep walk in my room, screaming the song "freedom" at the top of my lungs. Hotel security had to bust open the door and wake me up to make sure I was okay.

Interviewer: Thanks!

*Paula leaves*

Interviewer: We can't use that, she'll look insane! Ugh.
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ha ha, nice!

So how insane is Paula Abdul?
 
Carnby said:
She is exactly as crazy as everyone makes her out to be. She once literally fell asleep during someone's audition. I don't know why for sure, but I'm sure you can guess it.
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Nice! Did you ever interact with Paula one on one? What's MC Skat Kat like? I imagine he'd be a down to earth character.
 
We had a reality show crew staying for a while at the hotel I work at. Great people. Relentlessly made fun of the out-of-control kids they were filming, though.
 
I was on Project Greenlight for a season, but I wasn't the focus. We thought it would end up the most boring show ever. Luckily, drama was created out of nowhere! The magic of editing and music. Too bad careers were ruined. :(
 
Sobriquet said:
I was on Project Greenlight for a season, but I wasn't the focus. We thought it would end up the most boring show ever. Luckily, drama was created out of nowhere! The magic of editing and music. Too bad careers were ruined. :(
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Yeah I love that all I'll have to do is be myself, and if I scratch myself for even 1 second they'll use that footage, slow it down and zoom in on it like I'M THE MOST DISGUSTING THING IN THE WORLD.

Can't wait!

Why were careers ruined? And what is project greenlight? Is that a reality show where people compete to get films made or something?
 
Sobriquet said:
Yeah, this one. They just made the directors and writer look like idiots. They weren't. The dudes were getting all kinds of offers... and then the show aired.
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Oh yeah I remember hearing about that show. Matt and Ben's show.

That sucks that the show ruined the director and writer look like idiots. How much did they exaggerate things? Was it night and day? I guess not all publicity is good publicity after all...
 
OP you are probably gonna get punk'd.

Like near the end, your GF is gonna be like "Im so fed up with your slob ass so..." and then this sexy dude comes out from your closet and they be like "bye slob! HAHAHA" and then the show does a 180 and its like a Cheaters episode.

Make sure to print a huge GAF logo and place it like in your living room.
 
Get ready for your scene where you and your wife cry about how much of a slob you've become and then how from this day forward you'll change.
 
you should try to feature a vita as much as possible

also, they are going to edit the shit out of it to make it look worse than it actually is.
 
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