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[Zozz]

Going downtown for dance and booze tonight! Tagging along with my best ferns tonight, both fine and lovely ladies.

I pretty much told 'em I wanted to get my dick wet tonight. Made it very clear, with enough booze they're my fallback plan. There's two very good reason they're my friends and not anything more so I'd rather not fuck this up.

Anyhow, there's three other girls I haven't ever met that we're going to meet up with. I hear they're all single, fine and know of me. I'm all for that but group dynamics blow and I'll be hitting on other ladies out there

I've never been in the only sausage at the salad party, how do I not fuck this up?

 

[BKatastrophe]

Drugs. Lots of drugs.

 

[PirateKing]

Tell them "I got a big dick"

 

[CrankyJay]

Don't be pushy. Identify your prime and secondary and tertiary targets. Hit on in that order.

 

[Patriots7]

Going downtown for dance and booze tonight! Tagging along with my best ferns tonight, both fine and lovely ladies.

I pretty much told 'em I wanted to get my dick wet tonight. Made it very clear, with enough booze they're my fallback plan. There's two very good reason they're my friends and not anything more so I'd rather not fuck this up.

Anyhow, there's three other girls I haven't ever met that we're going to meet up with. I hear they're all single, fine and know of me. I'm all for that but group dynamics blow and I'll be hitting on other ladies out there

I've never been in the only sausage at the salad party, how do I not fuck this up?

Make sure none of them like you if you're going to be hitting on other girls.
Alcohol and jealousy is an ugly combination.

 

[studyguy]

Tell them "I got a big dick"

 

[Diggeh]

Going downtown for dance and booze tonight! Tagging along with my best ferns tonight, both fine and lovely ladies.

I pretty much told 'em I wanted to get my dick wet tonight. Made it very clear, with enough booze they're my fallback plan. There's two very good reason they're my friends and not anything more so I'd rather not fuck this up.

Anyhow, there's three other girls I haven't ever met that we're going to meet up with. I hear they're all single, fine and know of me. I'm all for that but group dynamics blow and I'll be hitting on other ladies out there

I've never been in the only sausage at the salad party, how do I not fuck this up?

 

[strafer]

*subbed*

 

[Heysoos]

get them to be your wingmen, you'll def. get laid.

edit: wait I think I misread what's going on. It's just you guys or are you all going out to bars?

 

[Who]

Don't care.

 

[PseudoKirby]

Monogamy please.

Spoiler

if you want in their pants act effeminate

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Establish dominance by hitting face.

... wait, maybe that's for Hearthstone.

 

[triplestation]

Grunt and grin while you are dancing

 

[grap3fruitman]

You're asking the wrong people.

 

[kmax]

I'm going out with 5 women tonight, how do I not get laid?

fixed that for you

 

[Grinchy]

Ask them how they feel about things and help them with their guy problems. If they have errands that need to be run, volunteer to run the errands for them. Be a brother to them. This is how to get laid.

 

[Badosh]

Well, this should be good.

My only advice: don't get too drunk so you can't perform.

 

[Zozz]

fixed that for you

Thanks bro

 

[ryseing]

Don't be pushy. Identify your prime and secondary and tertiary targets. Hit on in that order.

As cold as this sounds, this is the way to go.

 

[Philippo]

I don't know i'm a wizard i can't help you.

 

[Floridian]

Just be upfront. Women love Honesty.

 

[bannedmelon]

honestly with those kind of odds you might as well just take your dick out and see who doesn't run away

 

[studyguy]

OP, if you don't get laid. Feel good knowing this will be the most times your avatar will be quoted for a long time to come.

 

[shira]

I've never been in the only sausage at the salad party, how do I not fuck this up?

Bring that strong ass-eating game

 

[Byakuya769]

Going downtown for dance and booze tonight! Tagging along with my best ferns tonight, both fine and lovely ladies.

I pretty much told 'em I wanted to get my dick wet tonight. Made it very clear, with enough booze they're my fallback plan. There's two very good reason they're my friends and not anything more so I'd rather not fuck this up.

Anyhow, there's three other girls I haven't ever met that we're going to meet up with. I hear they're all single, fine and know of me. I'm all for that but group dynamics blow and I'll be hitting on other ladies out there

I've never been in the only sausage at the salad party, how do I not fuck this up?

First things first. Have they, unbeknownst to you, decided that you're the gay friend?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Don't be pushy. Identify your prime and secondary and tertiary targets. Hit on in that order.

boom

 

[adj_noun]

Go to a Hawaiian themed party.

 

[burn this down]

Tell them "I got a big dick"

I died

 

[Face it Tiger..]

subbed.

I'm hoping for a Foursome for you OP.

don't let me down.

don't forget to bring some E.

 

[Dishwalla]

How would you not get laid? Pretty sure it would take some effort on your part to screw this up.

 

[J10]

Asking a forum full of frustrated unfucked nerds is a good start.

 

[Zozz]

get them to be your wingmen, you'll def. get laid.

edit: wait I think I misread what's going on. It's just you guys or are you all going out to bars?

Me and 5 chicks are gonna pre game and go to the bar and dance.

Asking a forum full of frustrated unfucked nerds is a good start.

I will unload for them.

 

[Barzul]

Don't be pushy. Identify your prime and secondary and tertiary targets. Hit on in that order.

This man knows what he is saying.

 

[SteveWinwood]

First things first. Have they, unbeknownst to you, decided that you're the gay friend?

this is important op

 

[Tregard]

To sub or not to sub...

 

[Maddocks]

If you are asking gaf how to get laid, you going home with a dry dick.

 

[Kinyou]

Tell them "I got a big dick"

Don't tell'em, show'em.

The one who doesn't run away or looks disgusted will be your breed partner.

 

[RockTurtle]

don't go for the 9/10, go for the 6/10.

 

[sarcastor]

if you're going to a club, dance. even if its shitty dance, women like men who are confident.

and dancing shows that. unless you are really really horrible at dancing.

in which case, don't dance.

If you are asking gaf how to get laid, you going home with a dry dick.

also this.

 

[Thorakai]

I remember you from the thread where you wanted to get with your friend's girl or something

this should be entertaining

 

[tapedeck]

To sub or not to sub...

sub.

 

[Zozz]

First things first. Have they, unbeknownst to you, decided that you're the gay friend?

No, don't think so. They must know about my game.

I wanna do this for GAF. I guarantee to get drunk.

I'm very open to suggestions.

 

[studyguy]

No, don't think so. They must know about my game.

Oblivious or confident.
Either way, I like how you roll homie.

 

[StylesClash]

Times like this, I am glad I'm married. But good luck OP.

 

[Mii]

Start flirting with the ugliest one so that the others get jealous and start competing.

 

[royalan]

My advice: early in the night, pick one. Don't go flirting from girl to girl. That'll make you look desperate and inexperienced, which is attractive to absolutely nobody.

And when you do hone in on a girl, FLIRT with her. Don't try to be her friend and hope that the sex will be something that accidentally happens. Be nice, be charming, be respectful, but don't hide the fact that you're sexually attracted and looking to have some fun.

 

[DoktorEvil]

To sub or not to sub...

Sub. you have nothing to lose.

OP, I'm rooting for you!

Don't make your intentions obvious, otherwise you'll be the creepy guy.

No, don't think so. They must know about my game.

I wanna do this for GAF. I guarantee to get drunk.

I'm very open to suggestions.

Erm… Do it for yourself.

 

[AHindD]

Show them this thread. Will guarantee* to get em wet.

*not actually a guarantee.

 

[captainraincoat]

Pick the one who is the most insecure and make her your princess

 

[Anion]

Before you say "Hello," show them this thread

They will understand then

Edit: dang beaten