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[Einhander]

I'm not sure what's worse, OP's display of desperation or the replies egging him on, like they're awaiting the final score of the Super Bowl.

 

[ErnieMcCracken]

If I get laid, I promise pictures.
Pics or GTFO

Bush is staying untrimmed.

White Man's Law still in effect?

Subbed.

 

[NobleGundam]

Tell them "I got a big dick"

If they say, "Can I ask you something?"
Be like, "16 inches long & 8 inches wide"

 

[Zozz]

I'm not sure what's worse, OP's display of desperation or the replies egging him on, like they're awaiting the final score of the Superb owl.

Jeez man, that's harsh.

Yeah I'm super nervous about this, GAF is got my back for the moment and thanks to that I'm walking in this situation with a little more confidence than when I started this thread.

I haven't had a lot of BROS that I can tell this too so yeah I'd like to express my excitement.

 

[Crossing Eden]

If I get laid, I promise pictures.
Pics or GTFO

Bush is staying untrimmed.

All aboard the sub train. I'm so in.

 

[Rimon-hanit]

If I get laid, I promise pictures.
Pics or GTFO

Bush is staying untrimmed.

This is a written contract.
subbed.

 

[Eppy Thatcher]

Jeez man, that's harsh.

Yeah I'm super nervous about this, GAF is got my back for the moment and thanks to that I'm walking in this situation with a little more confidence than when I started this thread.

I haven't had a lot of BROS that I can tell this too so yeah I'd like to express my excitement.

fuck a hater squad man it's all good. Go have yourself a good fucking time - be your charming self and enjoy. Yayo + 5 ladies + alcohol = The odds are in your favor!

 

[BKatastrophe]

If I get laid, I promise pictures.
Pics or GTFO

Bush is staying untrimmed.

Well now, we're seeing some promise.

 

[etrain911]

Do not let us down, you magnificent son of a bitch. After Bed Girl and Revoh's badassery, don't you dare let us down.

I'm not sure after that simp thread the OP made where he tried getting with his friend's girl.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I'm not sure after that simp thread the OP made where he tried getting with his friend's girl.

Is it simping if you are the other guy?

 

[cheststrongwell]

WHAT IS THIS FROM? I MUST KNOW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkyYxAv6kB4

 

[Zozz]

I'm not sure after that simp thread the OP made where he tried getting with his friend's girl.

For clarification I was banging both those girls before my friends did.

Aaaand we had a threesome to settle that dispute.

 

[SystemBug]

For clarification I was banging both those girls before my friends did.

Aaaand we had a threesome to settle that dispute.

I wish I was this simp

 

[royalan]

For clarification I was banging both those girls before my friends did.

Aaaand we had a threesome to settle that dispute.

...shouldn't you be out by now?

 

[sir_kevith]

I'm pretty sure you're gonna fuck this up. Don't be yourself. Be anyone but yourself.

 

[Zozz]

Just got here.

I'm out.

100%

 

[highrider]

Be nice, but a little devilish. Dress well, and and just let things happen man. Don't get all hyped up. Act like it's just another normal occurrence in your life. Good luck dude, I know you'll make us proud, or something.

 

[JNA]

This thread is going to go places.

OP you will deliver right?

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

I'm pretty sure you're gonna fuck this up. Don't be yourself. Be anyone but yourself.

lol

 

[etrain911]

For clarification I was banging both those girls before my friends did.

Aaaand we had a threesome to settle that dispute.

Then there is hope yet. You have my sword.

 

[Sushi Nao]

Stay up the latest and be the most consistent fun

 

[Pat]

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Buy them kebabs....

 

[Demon Ice]

Didn't you post a thread where you were trying to get with your friend's girl?

Start by linking them to that thread.

Buy them kebabs....

And high fives, don't forget the high fives

 

[Ravijn]

Buy them kebabs....

And high fives, don't forget the high fives

You're supposed to clap after a meal.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

You could start by not treating two of your friends as a "fall back plan"

I hear women LOVE guys who treat them like actual people.

 

[Badosh]

All right, how long until we hear from OP that he fucked it all up?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

For clarification I was banging both those girls before my friends did.

Aaaand we had a threesome to settle that dispute.

right

 

[JNA]

 

[FullMetaltech]

Subbed. Good luck OP.

 

[maxcriden]

I'm not sure what's worse, OP's display of desperation or the replies egging him on, like they're awaiting the final score of the Super Bowl.

The replies, I think.

 

[sleverfunk]

Now we're talking.

 

[BIGWORM]

 

[No Love]

How do you not get laid? Jesus.

 

[CrankyJay]

I'm in.

 

[Choomp]

I'm not sure after that simp thread the OP made where he tried getting with his friend's girl.

Oh shit that's where I remember this guy from. Boy, dude, I don't know if it's just me but your story changed a few times there sonny. You oughta come through with this considering what this OT's seen recently. Havefunyo

 

[Garrett Hawke]

I'm not sure what's worse, OP's display of desperation or the replies egging him on, like they're awaiting the final score of the Super Bowl.

I think the replies that are half joking about how a man can possibly go out drinking with women and not get sex are the worst. Preeeetty scary stuff.

 

[Strictly]

I think the replies that are half joking about how a man can possibly go out drinking with women and not get sex are the worst. Preeeetty scary stuff.

OMG what?

 

[Zozz]

I'm at the club pissing. Still 5:1, one girl loves Guns N Roses. I love Guns n Roses.

 

[Darth Pinche]

Just got here.

I'm out.

100%

What? Are you bailing out?

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm at the club pissing. Still 5:1, one girl loves Guns N Roses. I love Guns n Roses.

Does that girl love pissing?

 

[Zozz]

Does that girl love pissing?

I hope so.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

does the girl love clubs

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

How do you not get laid? Jesus.

This is GAF. Anything can happen.

I'm at the club pissing. Still 5:1, one girl loves Guns N Roses. I love Guns n Roses.

Oh yay

 

[Cyd0nia]

Good luck sir, sounds like its going okay

Have fun. Hopefully they do not simply see you as the sixth woman

 

[Toothpick]

buy a round of fruity drinks for them at least once

 

[Rayis]

If it doesn't work with any of the 5 women , you can always come to my house and I'll take care of it OP

 

[jdouglas]

SHIT! I thought there would be an update since a couple posts ago said "yesterday"...

...Oh, and uhh...good luck.

 

[littletran22]

this kind of situation will probably never happen to me...

so please be my hero OP!

 

[Snuggles]

It's not gonna happen. Just saying.