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I'm going out with 5 women tonight, how do I get laid?

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I'm sure she's pretty impressed with a guy who passed out while going down on her and couldn't seal the deal.
 
Zozz said:
I am now in what I believe to be her apartment, she's out cold on the couch, woke up next to her face, phone is dead, no idea what happened to my friends, I blacked out so hard. I have my work laptop, so I know I stopped at the car before whatever happened.

I know we watched Key & Peele cuz it's on my youtube and she's out cold on the couch and I'm in my briefs.

I know I ate her out because I taste it, her roommate just gave me coffee and toast, told me she found us passed out with my dick whipped out, I know I didn't put it in.

I'm gonna chill and sober up until she wakes up, I really wanna hang out with this chcik

Also, I need to take a major dump right now.
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ClosingADoor said:
Ehm... You took your car going out, got drunk... and how were you planning on getting home after?
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I bring my laptop everywhere dawg, no I didn't drive, rode with the girls,

I' m gonna try to charge my phone, don't see anything but iphone chargers

I habit of snapchattin nights, it helps me piece my nights together when I black out like this, I can't dissapoint y'all
 
Zozz said:
Well guys I'm a fucking chump, but not really.


I know I ate her out because I taste it, her roommate just gave me coffee and toast, told me she found us passed out with my dick whipped out, I know I didn't put it in.
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This just made my day. The roomate wa the highlight of the thread!
 
The roommate saw your limp little Zozz hanging out. That will be how she remembers you. You're fucked when the chick you ate out asks about you.
 
Zozz said:
I know we watched Key & Peele cuz it's on my youtube and she's out cold on the couch and I'm in my briefs.

I know I ate her out because I taste it, her roommate just gave me coffee and toast, told me she found us passed out with my dick whipped out, I know I didn't put it in.
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Sounds like a great night...
 
OP is trying to squeeze in some morning sex now? Still trying OP?

You got 10 minutes before the clock rolls over to noon, I think you'll be disqualified soon.
 
This boy started this thread and lied his ass off. Won't believe a single thing from OP from here on out.
 
Zozz said:
I still intended to mack on all them.

I pulled the orgy joke and got a pretty favorable response....

kept making those orgy jokes, again the response was favorable, I couldn't read through them, I couldn't fucking tell...
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oh, to know what they really think of you...

I know I ate her out because I taste it, her roommate just gave me coffee and toast, told me she found us passed out with my dick whipped out, I know I didn't put it in.
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BS detector going off.
 
So the answer to the question "How do I get laid in a group of 5 women, some of whom are friends?" is "Go and chat up someone completely separate from the group".

Who knew.
 
Zozz said:
Well guys I'm a fucking chump, but not really.

Someone called it, felt like I was the 6th chick from the get go. As soon as I got there, my friend told me the other girls were off limits tonight. Right off the bat, fucking struck out. I still intended to mack on all them.

It was pretty jovial start, my friend made a toast to and the girls were on board to get me laid. I pulled the orgy joke and got a pretty favorable response....


Oh, I got super hammered. I'm still hungover as fuck. They kept buying me shots, after shot, I felt like the only girl at the frat party, got a really rapey vibe from it all. I went with it and kept making those orgy jokes, again the response was favorable, I couldn't read through them, I couldn't fucking tell...

I pretty much was sloshed within hour one, almost pissed my pants trying to update GAF. Went outside for a smoke, saw a really cute girl sitting by the fire alone, just super adorable.

I introduced my drunk self and I made the A Aron joke, she could not stop laughing, went inside, saw her talk to some dude, grabbed a cig from him and came to talk. I knew it was on from there. Had to update GAF.

She fucking loves that skit, complimented her bullet casing earnings, she makes jewelry, and we talked about metal work, I kept slipping in and out, I was sooo hammered, told me I was a really cute drunk, promised to watch over me, and brought me back to my friends.

I don't think she expected my wolf pack, and I could tell she was kinda surprised, I really think that was what sealed the deal, she definitely got more physically intimate after that.

I am now in what I believe to be her apartment, she's out cold on the couch, woke up next to her face, phone is dead, no idea what happened to my friends, I blacked out so hard. I have my work laptop, so I know I stopped at the car before whatever happened.

I know we watched Key & Peele cuz it's on my youtube and she's out cold on the couch and I'm in my briefs.

I know I ate her out because I taste it, her roommate just gave me coffee and toast, told me she found us passed out with my dick whipped out, I know I didn't put it in.

I'm gonna chill and sober up until she wakes up, I really wanna hang out with this chcik

Also, I need to take a major dump right now.
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Where are the promised pics, you hungover sunuvagun

I hope it works out with A-A-Ron
 
This guy kept using the same orgy jokes all night. Are you fucking serious.... That is what activated my bullshit detector. With that came false swagger, a on the loose wang story, and no pics like promised.
 
Thread kinda delivers.

Does tasting random drunk vagina count as scoring?
 
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