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I'm really struggling with condoms

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Aw gee I'd love to sympathize with you but I've had to use condoms for a decade now-ever since I reached the age of boning. I only went in bareback once and I got out quick cause I new that shit felt too good and a few more seconds could have possibly made me a father :( So hey, WELCOME TO THE PARTY!

The " I-got-a-plastic-bag-wrapped-around-my-dick-so-I-can't-feel-a-thing-why-the-fuck-bother-fuck-it-what's-on-tv" party

I'm *seriously* considering a vasectomy. I definitely don't want kids but I don't want a laser shot at my balls either.
 
RSLAEV said:
Aw gee I'd love to sympathize with you but I've had to use condoms for a decade now-ever since I reached the age of boning. I only went in bareback once and I got out quick cause I new that shit felt too good and a few more seconds could have possibly made me a father :( So hey, WELCOME TO THE PARTY!

The " I-got-a-plastic-bag-wrapped-around-my-dick-so-I-can't-feel-a-thing-why-the-fuck-bother-fuck-it-what's-on-tv" party

I'm *seriously* considering a vasectomy. I definitely don't want kids but I don't want a laser shot at my balls either.

Wow, that is crazy. What about birth control pills man?
 
RSLAEV said:
Aw gee I'd love to sympathize with you but I've had to use condoms for a decade now-ever since I reached the age of boning. I only went in bareback once and I got out quick cause I new that shit felt too good and a few more seconds could have possibly made me a father :( So hey, WELCOME TO THE PARTY!

The " I-got-a-plastic-bag-wrapped-around-my-dick-so-I-can't-feel-a-thing-why-the-fuck-bother-fuck-it-what's-on-tv" party

I'm *seriously* considering a vasectomy. I definitely don't want kids but I don't want a laser shot at my balls either.
lulz, I'm pretty sure they don't use lasers.
 
RSLAEV said:
Aw gee I'd love to sympathize with you but I've had to use condoms for a decade now-ever since I reached the age of boning. I only went in bareback once and I got out quick cause I new that shit felt too good and a few more seconds could have possibly made me a father :( So hey, WELCOME TO THE PARTY!

The " I-got-a-plastic-bag-wrapped-around-my-dick-so-I-can't-feel-a-thing-why-the-fuck-bother-fuck-it-what's-on-tv" party

I'm *seriously* considering a vasectomy. I definitely don't want kids but I don't want a laser shot at my balls either.

It's a scalpel, and it's a pretty simple and quick procedure. I had one in my early 20s and it was one of the five or six best decisions of my life so far (right along with going to college, taking the job I took, marrying my wife, and asking for a computer instead of a NES as a kid).

It only hurt for a couple of days and it was never that bad, you just keep bags of frozen vegetables on your balls all the time.
 
OP I'm kinda in the same boat. I was a virgin and went in bareback on my girlfriend numerous times. She was on the pill and got checked for STDs regularly.

I didn't want her on the pill cause it did some fucked up stuff to her body. When I try to use a condom I go soft thinking about it. I find that as soon as I penetrate I don't have stiffness issues. It's just finishing that I now have to fix.
 
one thing i really don't recommend is going in bareback and then half way through putting on a condom. i've done that a few times and all i could think about post condom was "damn this fucking sucks compared to no condom." so its better if you have to wear a condom to just wear one from the start, it sucks but at least its not as easy to compare the lack of feeling.
 
In addition to this shit, I have to order semi-custom condoms online because the ones in stores just don't work for me. They're too tight, and the two models that don't completely strangle my cock (but are still uncomfortable) are way too long. Even the semi-custom ones don't offer exactly what I need. It sucks.
 
The guy who said stop masturbating had a huge point there. Let's just say I'm the kind of guy that never once was able to really finish with a condom or go for a round 2 later on. However, I tried an absolute no-jacking-it rule and after about a week of that not only was I ready and able more often, but for the first time in my life a round 2 was in the cards. Slap that hand, and I assure it has great results ;D
 
As much as I hate them, I have no choice but to use them. Both my girl and I are clean, but I DO NOT want to get her ass pregnant. I've already fucked her a few times without one. No way I'm doing it anymore. Last time I was almost certain she was pregnant (thank goodness she wasn't). I don't want her on birth control either and fucking up her system. She's thinking about getting her tubes tied, but I'm not so comfortable about my girl going under the knife...

Solution? I fuck her so hard, it wears her out. We then resort to messing around with each other until well....yeah.... ;) Why don't you try that OP and see if that works. Oh yeah, like Soultron said, stop masturbating. That will help A LOT.
 
-PXG- said:
As much as I hate them, I have no choice but to use them. Both my girl and I are clean, but I DO NOT want to get her ass pregnant. I've already fucked her a few times without one. No way I'm doing it anymore. Last time I was almost certain she was pregnant (thank goodness she wasn't). I don't want her on birth control either and fucking up her system. She's thinking about getting her tubes tied, but I'm not so comfortable about my girl going under the knife...

Solution? I fuck her so hard, it wears her out. We then resort to messing around with each other until well....yeah.... ;) Why don't you try that OP and see if that works.

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While going at it, imagine you are trying to bust through the condom. Sucks if you actually do, but it hasn't happened to me yet.
 
I hate condoms. I can't feel a thing even with the thin ones and lose my erection after a couple minutes. Birth control or bust.

I absolutely cannot wait for male birth control. Sign me up.
 
Dan said:
I hate condoms. I can't feel a thing even with the thin ones and lose my erection after a couple minutes. Birth control or bust.

I absolutely cannot wait for male birth control. Sign me up.



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