I'm not a sliver fox by any means and they are few and far between but i see them. I see them.
They are there and they are fucking white. I'm not even 35 yet, but I might as well schedule an appointment with the grim reaper. I'm pretty sure in every zombie movie you kill the dude with the white hairs. I was carded recently, but I can't even get a haircut now without realizing that I'm the dude with the white hairs. Pretty soon I won't even be able to pass myself off as a guy in his 30s. I might as well apply for a scooter and medicare. I used to be 18. It wasn't that long ago, oh god, it was really that long ago? Okay, okay, at least I'm not balding.
Should I just shave my head and or just try to play it off? I'm really freaking out. I'm not old I swear.