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[Falcs]

Maybe you accidentally are them. Take a shit, then dig through your shit.

 

[Johnny Dazzle]

I never understood this expression. It's always in the last place you look because you don't carry on looking once you've found whatever it is you're looking for.

Because the last place you look is usually unexpected/not so obvious.

 

[Surface of Me]

Whatever you do, don't flush.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Stop looking for the keys. It is only once you are peace with what you already have that you will find what you seek.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I hope nothing is happening to Technomancer that he is not consenting too. Like dolphin rape.

 

[Devolution]

I remember my friend's tv a long time ago had a remote finder. They should just put this on everything that can get lost in your house. Press a button a noise is made or it vibrates.

 

[empty vessel]

I never understood this expression. It's always in the last place you look because you don't carry on looking once you've found whatever it is you're looking for.

That's the joke.

 

[Nevasleep]

 

[Perspicacity]

I remember my friend's tv a long time ago had a remote finder. They should just put this on everything that can get lost in your house. Press a button a noise is made or it vibrates.

What happens when you lose the remote finder button?

 

[empty vessel]

What happens when you lose the remote finder button?

You use the remote finder button for the remote finder button.

 

[massoluk]

You use the remote finder button for the remote finder button.

Or you could nail the remote finder to the wall.

 

[kirblar]

Dibs on the MTG Collection.

 

[Orayn]

He's been updating this on Facebook all day.

Spoiler

Tech is not having an actual meltdown, he's just really, really annoyed at the situation and having a fun/terrible time with it.

 

[purg3]

Shit reminds me of the max Payne comic style monologues. Someone photoshop this into one lol.

 

[Snuggles]

He's been updating this on Facebook all day.

Spoiler

Tech is not having an actual meltdown, he's just really, really annoyed at the situation and having a fun/terrible time with it.

You guys are going to come visit him tomorrow and some Colonel Kurtz shit will be going down. Tread cautiously into the heart of Darkness, Techomancer.

 

[Fusebox]

I never understood this expression. It's always in the last place you look because you don't carry on looking once you've found whatever it is you're looking for.

So then you DO understand the expression.

 

[Perspicacity]

Or you could nail the remote finder to the wall.

But good luck finding your hammer.

 

[Glorious_Paradox]

He's been updating this on Facebook all day.

Hah, that's actually pretty cool. I found that pretty enjoyable to read. I look forward to reading more about Technomancer's descent into madness.

 

[massoluk]

You guys are going to come visit him tomorrow and some Colonel Kurtz shit will be going down. Tread cautiously into the heart of Darkness, Techomancer.

Party at Technomancer's. Bring beer and cookies. And set of key and lock for replacement.

 

[Zaptruder]

He's been updating this on Facebook all day.

Spoiler

Tech is not having an actual meltdown, he's just really, really annoyed at the situation and having a fun/terrible time with it.

Don't you live with Tech? can't the two of you arrange something that lets him out of the house and then back in? Maybe a copy of your key?

 

[Alucrid]

Don't you live with Tech? can't the two of you arrange something that lets him out of the house and then back in? Maybe a copy of your key?

they're living together? whew that's a big step.

 

[Mdeezy]

 

[CornBurrito]

Don't you live with Tech? can't the two of you arrange something that lets him out of the house and then back in? Maybe a copy of your key?

I thought so too, but Tech referred to someone named "Josh" which isn't Orayn. Unless he lives with 2+ roommates.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I locked mine in my trunk once. Also locked my car doors. Finally jimmied the car door unlocked to find that my trunk release is electronic and requires the key to be in the ignition.

This was at a gas station in the middle of the night, before the days of smartphones. Phonebooks were still a thing. Not fun finding a 24 hour locksmith with only the yellow pages and the gas station clerks patience while I use the phone behind the counter.

That night was pretty bad. Check your trunk.

I locked my keys in my truck once while they were still in the ignition and the engine was running.

they're living together? whew that's a big step.

can't wait to see what their children look like.

 

[Llyranor]

Unless he lives with 2+ roommates.

You mean he *used* to have 2 roommate. He ate one in order to survive.

 

[Curtisaur]

Take the standard privacy bedroom/bathroom lock off a door inside the apartment, put it on the front door. Passersby will not notice that it was changed to that because they won't think to look at it long enough and put 2 and 2 together. Lock the newly installed privacy button knob on the front door, leave to buy replacement deadbolt and handle lockset, return, open front door to apartment with paperclip (anything really that will fit in hole on the privacy lock handle), replace locks to apartment, have new keys.

 

[daw840]

The one time I left my car doors unlocked, everything had been stolen from it within 30 minutes. This was at my house, in my driveway.

So yeah, "we americans" like to lock our doors.

You live in an awful place then....

I've forgotten a few times to lock doors everywhere I have ever lived and no one has ever tried to break in.

 

[Hieberrr]

Make 23 chapters worth of songs.

Sitting at home, tryina leave
Got somewhere to be today
But damn, i can't find my keys
I feel trapped because now I gots to stay
NOW I TAKE OUT MY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
CAUSE IM TRAPPED IN THIS APARTMENT!

 

[Windu]

they are usually in an obvious spot, you are going to be hitting yourself when you find them.

 

[Orayn]

Don't you live with Tech? can't the two of you arrange something that lets him out of the house and then back in? Maybe a copy of your key?

I thought so too, but Tech referred to someone named "Josh" which isn't Orayn. Unless he lives with 2+ roommates.

I am temporarily living some odd 30 miles away from Tech and commuting to campus. Before that, I lived in an apartment a few blocks away from his.

they're living together? whew that's a big step.

:lol

 

[Operations]

Has the OP tried turning on the TV?

 

[makingmusic476]

Call your keys.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Goddamn, seriously....would you just leave the place already so I can take your shit.

 

[Duane Cunningham]

OKAY SO WHAT HAPPENED

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Are the Keys..........in the front door?

/Twist

 

[Amakusa]

did he ever find those damn keys?

 

[agrajag]

so did the OP ever leave his apartment?

 

[Half and half]

OP was eaten by a grue.

 

[Volimar]

Did you check the key bowl?

 

[Jackben]

Are the Keys..........in the front door?

/Twist

They better damn well not be, not sure how many people already suggested that from page 1.

 

[Sloane]

so did the OP ever leave his apartment?

Maybe the apartment didn't want him to leave.

 

[How About No]

Take the standard privacy bedroom/bathroom lock off a door inside the apartment, put it on the front door. Passersby will not notice that it was changed to that because they won't think to look at it long enough and put 2 and 2 together. Lock the newly installed privacy button knob on the front door, leave to buy replacement deadbolt and handle lockset, return, open front door to apartment with paperclip (anything really that will fit in hole on the privacy lock handle), replace locks to apartment, have new keys.

Due to the quoted image I read this all in Richard Dean Anderson's voice.

 

[Menelaus]

You live in an awful place then....

I've forgotten a few times to lock doors everywhere I have ever lived and no one has ever tried to break in.

Technically it's not breaking in if they just walk in.

Either way, there are still places in America that operate under the "you lock your doors?!" mentality. The big city ain't one of them.

 

[ErasureAcer]

Write a screenplay treatment and get Fred Savage to star in it.

 

[daw840]

Technically it's not breaking in if they just walk in.

Either way, there are still places in America that operate under the "you lock your doors?!" mentality. The big city ain't one of them.

I lived in Los Angeles for three years and frequently forgot to lock up.

 

[cramoss]

First thing that comes to mind...

Came to post this and now I can leave

Spoiler

if I can find the damn keys

 

[Charoncaori]

>Take gun on desk.

 

[TheOMan]

Take the standard privacy bedroom/bathroom lock off a door inside the apartment, put it on the front door. Passersby will not notice that it was changed to that because they won't think to look at it long enough and put 2 and 2 together. Lock the newly installed privacy button knob on the front door, leave to buy replacement deadbolt and handle lockset, return, open front door to apartment with paperclip (anything really that will fit in hole on the privacy lock handle), replace locks to apartment, have new keys.

That's pretty good!

 

[Charoncaori]

That's pretty good!

Yeah but now if he does it, he knows we'll be waiting.

 

[massoluk]

Write a screenplay treatment and get Fred Savage to star in it.

It began as an ordinary. He took a shower, dressed up, and ready to head out, but he couldn't find his key. He didn't know he was trapped in a conspiracy that threaten his nation.

Coming this December
*explosion*
Fred Savage
*Car chase*
Natalie Portman
*"They stole your keys, so that you couldn't show up" "WHY!" *
Colin Farrel
*Fred Savage crashing through the window*
A Joel Schumacher Film

The Apartment Key.