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In a single question, ask something profound about video games.

Are there ever any women in video games that are just plain ugly without being used as a joke?

I'm talking about main or important characters here, not just ugly ladies who are thrown into a scene somewhere.
 
How many beings have you brutally and ruthlessly murdered in your many decades of gaming? How many families did you ruin? How many children did you leave without their parents in your quest for a little bit of entertainment?

I know the question has been posed by others before, but it's kind of sobering if you take up the premise that a good chunk of those random mooks might actually be missed by somebody. (They won't, of course, since they're a bunch of bytes solely designed for this purpose, but still!)
 
So ur with ur honey and playin gmae wit sum dood onlin and he snds u ingmae msg. U anser it n the txt is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”.

THEN WHO WAS GAME?
 
Are there ever any women in video games that are just plain ugly without being used as a joke?

I'm talking about main or important characters here, not just ugly ladies who are thrown into a scene somewhere.

Play Condemned.


My question:

Why does this generation both suck and rock so much?
 
If a game is fun to play, why do the graphics matter?

Because modern entertainment can encompass more than the mechanics of interaction.

"If an enemy disappears after I kill them, were they ever really there?"

Kudos to anyone who remembers where that question comes from.
 
There are many games that have been scrapped and we will never know about them; what are these games about?


Are there ever any women in video games that are just plain ugly without being used as a joke?

I'm talking about main or important characters here, not just ugly ladies who are thrown into a scene somewhere.

Bonnie from RDR, Chie from Persona 4, and Ashley from Mass Effect are the ones that I think of. These characters were designed to not be hot or whatever - less emphasis on appearance.

How many beings have you brutally and ruthlessly murdered in your many decades of gaming? How many families did you ruin? How many children did you leave without their parents in your quest for a little bit of entertainment?

Damn, where is that Nathan Drake jpg?
 
Are there ever any women in video games that are just plain ugly without being used as a joke?

I'm talking about main or important characters here, not just ugly ladies who are thrown into a scene somewhere.
I think Alyx from Half-Life 2 is ugly, and that's just the way I want it. I don't need to fawn over an imaginary woman in skimpy clothing who adds nothing to the game except to serve as eye candy.
 
Why do people want to make games more like movies and TV, when movies and TV are losing viewers to video games?
 
Where do Tetris pieces come from?

They are just parts of a building you build. Taken to you by cranes. They drop them off and you have to steer them in free fall. Just like in real life.

you can see it on older tetris coverarts. True story!

oh and they are made by kid-slaves. Sad but true.
 
Why does "press start" exist if it works when you press any other button.

idgi.
 
If Metroid had been more popular than Super Mario Bros., would the next 25 years of 2D games have mostly 4 directional scrolling stages instead of mostly to the right?

sorry, I tried
 
Taking it as a given that video games are inherently appealing enough to have survived the early '80s crash regardless, what would the industry look like without the existence of the NES?
 
Why aren't there more first person sports games?

What's preventing a new Mutant League game from happening?
 
Why does this thread exist?
 
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