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Oh jeez, Groningen is filled with German students nowadays. Good thing you found a hot one, those are damn scarce :lol

EDIT: Something that crept up on me while reading the op was the feeling that you were talking about an ex of mine. Same qualities only she's a dutchie. Good thing it's not her though, I would have strongly advised to bail out :lol
 
MMaRsu said:
Well I live in like a student home, I think it's different here in the netherlands, I don't really know how to explain it.

It's just like a normal house which has 14 rooms inside the house, all the people who live here are college students.
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Waaaait a minute. 14 rooms, in the Netherlands? German students? I think we're neighbours :)

...or you're from Groningen. In which case I'm way off :)
 
Ashhong said:
make up your mind. you dont want to screw it up because she seems like a keeper? well then dont make an internet thread about how you want to hit it and quit it within a month.

if u want to be with her, leave this thread now. if you just want sex, dont come out and have some reasons about why you should care about her.
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Dude I never said anything about hitting & quitting.
 
MMaRsu said:
Dude I never said anything about hitting & quitting.
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well you said you want to do her and dont want any type of relationship. to me thats almost the same thing, but if thats not what you meant i apologize. maybe u dont want to quit it, but all u want is the sex.

sounds like you are objectifying her, and then coming and saying how shes all these great things. cant have it both ways...usually.
 
Don't overthink this shit. She is either going to be attracted to you or not. Since you are going for the get fucked then be done with her strategy, you don't really need to spend time getting to know her. You just have to impress her enough with your personality to get her pants off.
 
what is this thread about?

can you like bang her and throw up a mudslide on her back or somethin' before makin' a thread on gaf.

Shit.
 
Ashhong said:
well you said you want to do her and dont want any type of relationship. to me thats almost the same thing, but if thats not what you meant i apologize. maybe u dont want to quit it, but all u want is the sex.

sounds like you are objectifying her, and then coming and saying how shes all these great things. cant have it both ways...usually.
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You totally misread what I said earlier.

And I do want to do her, but it's not like I'm not interested in a relationship or anything..
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well like I said earlier it's not like I don't want a relationship with her. I would, but first thing is getting to know her better without coming on too strong or seeming like a stalker guy who just wants to hang out all the time.


But yes, family guy.
 
Yeah, you guys completely misread what he actually wrote. I spent the entire time thinking the same thing, though.
 
we all know you have facebook or myspace or something, and that you DO have pictures of her....

so whats the problem here

oh yes, you're a liar, or just baiting us for the hell of it to sound cool/lame
 
planked said:
we all know you have facebook or myspace or something, and that you DO have pictures of her....

so whats the problem here

oh yes, you're a liar, or just baiting us for the hell of it to sound cool/lame
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Wut.
 
MMaRsu said:
wow that really works?
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Works incredibly well. Avoiding the game completely gets far more consistant, and far faster results than ANYTHING else. Just state what you want, ask if they're interested in you pursuing it, and you dont have to waste hours and days and dates trying to tiptoe around the issue.

But do it with respect...do NOT approach with "you're hot, I want to fuck"
 
This is GAF. You'll grow antsy, GAF will be egging you on, and you'll blow your load before you even get close to taking her pants off.

Come to us with stories of WIN, and not stories of SURE-TO-FAIL.
 
listen Im not sure if anyone has mentioned this before (im thinking Im probably the first) but...

POSTPICSPOSTPICSPOSTPICSPOSTPICSPOSTPICSPOSTPICSPOSTPICSPOSTPICS!!
 
Ask her out, dude. If she's into it, go out, have a good time, and after you move you DO have a reason to come back -- her. If she's not, well, you'll only have to see her around for a month. You're tough, you can take it.

I liked Harold and Kumar 2, btw.
 
You're actually in a pretty good starting position.

If you were going to be living there then I would have told you how completely fucked you are but since you're moving out in a month just handle it with a modicum of class and you should be fine.
 
I started going out with my girlfriend after living with her, so if I weren't aware of your post history I would say 'you can do it'. Instead, I will say 'try your best, but expect the worst'.
 
What's the "roommate" situation? Do you mean you share a lounge/kitchen/bathroom?

If you want to shag her, get her to play card/drinking games with you, ask her about shit she likes, if any of it relates to anything you've got in your room invite her to see it, if she agrees you're in there. IT WORKS, TRUST ME.

If you want to date this girl just ask her, you'll be gone in a month if she rejects.
 
What do you mean you have no excuse to come by her place? Just be like, A Bay Bay!!!!

Works like a charm.
 
djtiesto said:
Are you still planning on moving to America (that was you, right?)
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Yup I'm still planning on going, but it's more of a longer timeframe though..

Thx for the advice on the drinking game stuff, will also try that ^_^

Bboy AJ said:
What do you mean you have no excuse to come by her place? Just be like, A Bay Bay!!!!

Works like a charm.
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My god that's such a horrible song :lol :lol
 
Feral Youth said:
If she was interested she would of came alone.

She thinks you can't be trusted and brought a mate along for security. :)
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IMO you'd have to be crazy to be a female and go into the apartment of a guy you barely met to drink and get high without bringing someone else along.
 
Monroeski said:
IMO you'd have to be crazy to be a female and go into the apartment of a guy you barely met to drink and get high without bringing someone else along.
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I've slept with a lot of "crazy" girls then!
 
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