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Insane Nintendo Blog At It Again...

ESPN Not On Nintendo ... Why?

We at TendOMFG have covered views on genres such as the first-person shooters and the roles-playing game in the past but today, with the hype of sports going around, we really have to address this topic. I don’t know how many of you have noticed, but Sega and ESPN recently released some new sport games for the Xbox and PlayStation 2 and you know what … this proves why EA is better. Why you ask? Gameplay is better in EA’s sports games? Nope. Visuals? Certainly not. No, I’m talking about GameCube. For some stupid reason, ESPN sport games aren’t for the GameCube. Of course, as sports fans it’s a bitter sweet fate, as we both all know that games not on GameCube aren’t there because they can’t match with Nintendo’s quality, and at the same time because some people have a cazy of the crazies. But still, I think it’s unfair.

http://tendomfg.blogspot.com/2004/09/espn-not-on-nintendo-why.html#comments

This place is fake ... right? I was 100% sure it was before, but how could they continue on this long. My head hurts.
 

Lyte Edge

All I got for the Vernal Equinox was this stupid tag
That'ss nowhere near as creative as the Shaq Fu Genesis board at Gamefaqs.
 

Zilch

Banned
We have a new way of reviewing games here, that's far better than everyone.

Ready? Too bad, I'm going anyway.

+5 points if the game is published by Nintendo.

-5 points if the game isn't published by Nintendo.

+5 points if a game runs on either Gamecube or GBA

+5 ponts if the game lets you connect your Gamecube to your GBA because that's the best fuggin thing ever

-5 points if it's on another console like Phantom, Jaguar or 3DO (if your favorite console isn't here, too bad.. everything else sucks worse than these three!)

-5 points if a game has online play, because who wants to play with a bunch of networked nerds?

-5 points if the game is gay

+5 points if the game is not gay

+X - this is the dart board factor. whichever number i hit gets added to the score for a Gamecube/GBA game or subtracted from the score for other consoles

then we take the total of this score, and that will be the score out of 10.

WE ARE SMARTER THAN YOU SO DON'T QUESTION THIS

Seems fake to me.
 
It was funny at first when people posted stuff from TendOMFG thinking they were dead serious, but now it's just kinda redundant.
 
:lol

Oh man... I decided to revisit this site (I was cleaning out my bookmarks and I forgot about um) and THEY ARE STILL GOING.

I have to love their line comparison. It's all so horrible but I can't help to laugh. Did anyone ever figure out if these guys were serious?
 

Jokeropia

Member
ccbfan said:
The scariest thing is that, that could describe 75% of the people at gamefaqs.
Haha, I think you forget that Sony was the GameFAQs company of choice all the way until E3 2006.

Before E3:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=1962
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2368
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2340

Right before E3 conferences:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2369
Right after E3 conferences:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2372
After E3:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2375
 
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