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[Killthee]

I know Huckabee himself was fat, but is this picture real? Please tell me this picture is real.

Democrats should engage in viral marketing of 'Fat Huck'. The images should be everywhere.

It was his Christmas card when he was governor.

CNN: Dodd is dropping out

 

[topsyturvy]

whats a chris dodd???

laughter at wolf

chris dodd was a distant distant distant distant distant 3rd.

:lol

what the fuck a chuck norris with huckabee. :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Hootie]

Chris Dodd dropped out of the presidential race? M-M-M-MEGATON!

Oh wait.

 

[Diablos]

No big surprise there.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Chuck Norris is lovin it :lol :lol

 

[Branduil]

I know Huckabee himself was fat, but is this picture real? Please tell me this picture is real.

Democrats should engage in viral marketing of 'Fat Huck'. The images should be everywhere.

That would be a good way for them to look like classless fools. Why would they do that? Why would they want to do that?

 

[Hootie]

Oh come on, Huckabee's speaking now? When the hell is Obama talking?

 

[camineet]

Huck and Chuck!

 

[scorcho]

:lol at Chuck Norris at Huckabee's victory speech

 

[TheDrowningMan]

What the fuck is up with Chuck Norris' teeth? There's only so white you can go. :lol

 

[topsyturvy]

oh my god chuck norris smile. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol photoshop baby

 

[Tobor]

Chuck Norris is going to haunt my nightmares tonight. I might not sleep.

 

[thefro]

omg it's CHUCK NORRIS right behind Huckabee :lol :lol

 

[Analog Bandit]

Proof?

Remember PD thinks Hillary soley married Bill Clinton just so she would have a chance in the 2008 presidency.

 

[Hootie]

Chuck Norris' face is priceless right now. :lol

Somebody needs to cap it, photoshop it, and start an epic thread here.

 

[Gary Whitta]

WOOT CHUCK NORRIS

Huck should make him Secretary of Defense, that would be fucking awesome.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

What the polls didn't show was how many people voted for Huckabee for fear of Chuck Norris.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I wish fucking Chuck Norris could be my right hand man whenever I gave a speech

 

[NomarTyme]

OMG Chuck1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol :lol :lol

 

[Mason]

What the fuck is up with Chuck Norris' teeth? There's only so white you can go. :lol

No shit, I feel like I should turn down the brightness on my TV

 

[VanMardigan]

Huckabee looks great from the front, but he should do something about that nasty bald spot back there.

 

[npm0925]

John Mark is the dog killer.

 

[topsyturvy]

so thats the only reason huckabee won, because of chuck norris?

 

[siamesedreamer]

Who's the milf behind Huck? Norris' wife?

 

[sprsk]

Who fucking cares about Chuck Norris?

 

[Shouta]

Chuck looks like he's gonna destroy someone.

 

[sc0la]

Dodd dropped out after trailing Marginoferror in the caucus? Color me surprised.

 

[Branduil]

Chuck Norris= Huckabee's Vice Pres?

 

[TheDrowningMan]

That would be a good way for them to look like classless fools. Why would they do that? Why would they want to do that?

It was only a joke.

Seriously though, living as they obviously have done doesn't bode well for longevity, does it?

 

[scorcho]

 

[JaY P.]

:lol at Chuck Norris at Huckabee's victory speech

This does not bode well for the democrats!

 

[Tobor]

Who fucking cares about Chuck Norris?

Dumbfuck Iowans.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Huckabee's plan to cut the budget: Get rid of the Department of Defense, and State, get rid of the military, and replace it all with the Department of Chuck Norris.

 

[Goreomedy]

The polar ice caps aren't melting. They're migrating to Chuck Noriss's mouth. Christ.

 

[Diablos]

Chuck looks like he's gonna destroy someone.

He really does look kinda... angry? He should be happy!

 

[PhoenixDark]

Who's the MILF behind Huckabee? Is that Chuck's wife, perhaps one of 1,000?

 

[MassiveAttack]

Apparently Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution either.

 

[siamesedreamer]

Huckabee's plan to cut the budget: Get rid of the Department of Defense, and State, get rid of the military, and replace it all with the Department of Chuck Norris.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[TheDrowningMan]

No shit, I feel like I should turn down the brightness on my TV

Maybe that's the key to Chuck's martial arts success. Get past the teeth and you can expose his glass jaw. :lol

 

[Hootie]

Apparently Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution either.

If that's true, respect for Chuck Norris now = 0.

 

[speculawyer]

Who fucking cares about Chuck Norris?

I don't quite get it either . . . 80's karate guy? Funny for the kitsch factor. What's next, WWE guys?

 

[Flo_Evans]

huckavees mic sucks ! Fire the campaign audio engineer!

 

[typhonsentra]

What the hell? Less than 1000 people voted for Obama and he's the winner?

 

[Branduil]

Forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Edit: Nintendo Wii?

 

[Diablos]

Huckabee: It's not about me, it's about... Wii?!

Waggle with Huck and Chuck to the White House! GOTY 2008!

 

[Juice]

Who's the blonde bombshell with Chuck Norris?

 

[Ether_Snake]

Hahaha

Huckabee, you have won your party loss.

 

[Squirrel Killer]

Fight for temp chair? Yeah, that ship sailed long ago. But suck it up? Nah, I can still get perm chair. The question is, do I want to?

Apparently, I did. Permanent chair and alternate delegate (there were enough people who wanted to be full delegates, so I just filled out the alternate ranks.)

From memory:
Romney 18
McCain 13
Huckabee 12
Thompson 11
Paul 8
Giuliani 2
Tancredo/Hunter 0

The Paul speaker was a young guy (hot shit high school debater voting in his first election, I'm guessing) who went first and was as over-enthusiastic as expected. McCain's speaker was an older guy who came up next and started off, "I don't know if I can follow that..."

 

[ConfusingJazz]

What the hell? Less than 1000 people voted for Obama and he's the winner?

Delegates, not election but caucus, etc.

 

[avaya]

Huckabee: It's not about me, it's about... Wii?!

Gald I'm not the only one to notice that!