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[Gary Whitta]

Yeah I've seen Norris on a few Huckabee-related interviews now, he's pretty Old Testament.

 

[topsyturvy]

why is chuck norris crying?

 

[Hootie]

What the hell? Less than 1000 people voted for Obama and he's the winner?

Read the last 2 pages of this thread.

 

[MassiveAttack]

Who's the blonde bombshell with Chuck Norris?

Looks like she's dying to go down on Huckabee by all the head bobbing.

 

[npm0925]

"Loves those who are behind him." Note Chuck Norris standing behind Huckabee.

 

[topsyturvy]

huckabee giving a history lesson...what the fuck?!

 

[MassiveAttack]

why is chuck norris crying?

He found Jesus tonight.

 

[rampur]

 

[perfectchaos007]

why is chuck norris crying?

To cure cancer >.>

 

[Diablos]

Huckabee and Hillary are tied for having the most long-winded speeches.

Edwards had the best one so far, imo.

 

[zou]

What the hell? Less than 1000 people voted for Obama and he's the winner?

OMG, and even less voted for the rest? Surely someone must have stolen the votes!

 

[Gary Whitta]

It's just all platitudes.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Say what you will about Huck, but he gives damn good speeches.

 

[firex]

Colbert = kingmaker!

Huckabee showed up on his show 3x, and even Ron Paul was on there once.

 

[SleazyC]

Huckabee is putting me to sleep....

 

[Gary Whitta]

Say what you will about Huck, but he gives damn good speeches.

Yeah if you don't particularly like substance.

 

[Synth_floyd]

What a dumb speech. The Republicans have a guy in office already. He's going to be there for over a year still. If you want to implement all this stuff about hope and change you can do it RIGHT NOW. But Huckabee is just the same as all politicians. They promise the world before they get elected and once they're there it's just a continuation of the status quo.

 

[TheKingsCrown]

Waitd id he really mention Nintendo Wii?

 

[MassiveAttack]

The Baptist preacher is taking back America for Christ... and the 76% of Iowa that doesn't have a college degree.

 

[siamesedreamer]

That was a fuck awesome speech by Huck.

 

[TheDrowningMan]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/78241

"As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark."

 

[Hootie]

Finally, Obama is supposed to speak soon.

 

[Diablos]

Say what you will about Huck, but he gives damn good speeches.

Bah.

 

[Tobor]

Say what you will about Huck, but he gives damn good speeches.

Yep. This guy is a serious threat.

Yeah if you don't particularly like substance.

When was the last time that mattered. Sigh.

 

[MassiveAttack]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/78241

"As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark."

Is it wrong that I want to beat this kid with a rusty pipe?

 

[Goreomedy]

Finally, Obama is supposed to speak soon.

It was kind of him to wait and allow a commercial break.

 

[avaya]

Waitd id he really mention Nintendo Wii?

Wii the people.

 

[Bezz]

LOL at the Fraud Paul revolution :lol :lol


Keeo raising money old man, you are going no where. You e-army will sure help you:lol

 

[MassiveAttack]

Yeah if you don't particularly like substance.

Apparently god adores platitudes and vacuous intellectual detritus.

 

[Triumph]

Say what you will about Huck, but he gives damn good speeches.

Admit it. In your homeschooled, evolution hating heart you will be voting for Huckabee in November. Admit it, Maurice.

 

[Diablos]

Fraud Paul revolution, hauhaahuauha :lol

 

[Gary Whitta]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/78241

"As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark."

Looks more likely that he ate it.

 

[TheDrowningMan]

Is it wrong that I want to beat this kid with a rusty pipe?

:lol

Typical 'Republispawn' isn't he? It's always interesting just what these 'whiter than white' people invariably have hidden in the closet. I'll bet there's a lot more, but the average numbskull won't pay any attention to it. Huckabee will be the next President and the proper states will be fucked by association once more.

 

[siamesedreamer]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/78241

"As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark."

Sooooo old.

 

[theBishop]

I couldn't be happier with these results.

I welcome a Huckabee Obama race.

 

[Triumph]

:lol

Typical 'Republispawn' isn't he?

FAMILY VALUES

 

[VanMardigan]

The Baptist preacher is taking back America for Christ... and the 76% of Iowa that doesn't have a college degree.

What's with the moronic religion bashing? What's wrong with you? Did Jesus kick your dog or something?

 

[Stinkles]

Say what you will about Huck, but he gives damn good speeches.

Eh? All I am hearing is him talking about how leadership and yearning and we the people are all important. He hasn't said shit. And he has a terrible tonality. Ron Paul might be crazy, but he's always talking about stuff. Not this nothingness.

Also, Huckabee just threw in a Jesus.


Obama. You're on the hook.

Edit: Now Huckabee is just repeating himself but saying it in a different order. Behind, ahead, behind...

 

[npm0925]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/78241

"As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark."

Does the White House have a basement that he can move into?

 

[Branduil]

I agree, it would suck if Huckabee's son won the election.

 

[speculawyer]

"As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark."

Meh . . . who cares about the sins of the son.

Huckabee has much bigger targets . . . lobbying for the parole of a rapist that went on to kill another, being a kookie anti-evolution theocrat, various ethics violations, being completely clueless on foreign affairs (Pakistan's eastern border with Afghanistan? What is NIE on Iran? etc.), "isolation" for people with AIDs, etc.

 

[TheDrowningMan]

What's with the moronic religion bashing? What's wrong with you? Did Jesus kick your dog or something?

It's not moronic. The fact that so many people are so heavily swayed in favour of a candidate because of their Christian extremity is the truly moronic thing. It's pathetic, and is only the case because such people are bereft of intellect.

 

[Gary Whitta]

I would have thought Huckabee would be particularly wary of people behind him...

 

[topsyturvy]

That was a fuck awesome speech by Huck.

What? just stop it. :lol

 

[Ether_Snake]

What's with the moronic religion bashing? What's wrong with you? Did Jesus kick your dog or something?

Well secularism rules.

 

[scorcho]

if Obama gave a like speech he'd be lambasted by the same people. it's an absolute joke.

 

[TheDrowningMan]

Meh . . . who cares about the sins of the son.

Huckabee has much bigger targets . . . lobbying for the parole of a rapist that went on to kill another, being a kookie anti-evolution theocrat, various ethics violations, being completely clueless on foreign affairs (Pakistan's eastern border with Afghanistan? What is NIE on Iran? etc.), "isolation" for people with AIDs, etc.

I think such things offer an insight into the type of father Huckabee very possibly was, and that in turn must lead one to question him in other areas.

But you're right, it's nothing compared to the rest of his shit.

I truly believe that this election will come down to one swing percentage point in Florida. And I think the mistake of Bush will ultimately be repeated.

 

[Gary Whitta]

Huckabee also snuck into a back door at the Leno show to avoid the striking writers, then later claimed (ie lied) that he wasn't aware that he was crossing a picket line. So he can fuck off.

He seems to make a lot of excuses based on ignorance.

 

[MassiveAttack]

What's with the moronic religion bashing? What's wrong with you? Did Jesus kick your dog or something?

Not all. My dog is 6000 years old.

 

[perfectchaos007]

86% reporting

Mike Huckabee 35,342
Mitt Romney 26,067
Fred Thompson 13,805
John McCain 13,509
Ron Paul 10,006
Rudy Giuliani 3,576
Duncan Hunter 454