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[Manu]

Please somebody tell me, I'm not the only one that hates blow job videos?

I read this and said "dude, no", but then I read the rest of the post.

Yes, they're mood killers for me in videos. I always skip them.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Please somebody tell me, I'm not the only one that hates blow job videos?

Every freaking porn video lately starts with it and it last like 30-40% of the whole video, and it's just the most boring thing ever.

I'm a straight man, here's what I like the most about Sex/porn.

The Woman's facial expressions, the sound of female moaning, looking a tits, looking at a vag getting pounded.

Instead we get, a close up of somebody else penis, no audio response from the woman, the dump looking expression of a girl with a cock on her mouth and she is usually still full clothed!!!!

I just don't understand, I always roll my eyes and skip them.

Most blow job videos these days are too long and forced. But every video is like that in general. It's just a way of extending it. It's all too predictable. You can set your watch to it.
When it's done right it can be great but that's pretty rare. The thing I hate is when they switch to the guys face when he's finishing. Wtf.

 

[terrisus]

The thing I hate is when they switch to the guys face when he's finishing. Wtf.

You are aware that there are females who watch pornography as well, yes?

 

[akira28]

nah. blow job videos are a waste, unless she's particularly pretty or cute, and seems to be enjoying the dick she's sucking.

You are aware that there are females who watch pornography as well, yes?

yeah but 99% of porn showing closeups of the guy's o-face arent made for them.

they've done studies. gay porn is more popular with women than "female friendly" straight porn.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

You are aware that there are females who watch pornography as well, yes?

I'm married to a female that watches porn. But she doesn't like the long extended blowjob scenes with the creepy guy finishing face either.

 

[Sub_Level]

You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funky

 

[Novocaine]

I like my ladies musk, and when she grunts. She doesn't have poo balls because she isn't 4 and knows how to clean her ass.

You sound way too sanitized OP, get dirty, it's fun.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Fucking killed..../dead

 

[kehs]

I say up close as opposed to airbrushed and edited porn on the screen. I mean you look down and theres hair everywhere, juices are flying, things are frothing and if you or the lady friend are a little lax on the cleaning or its late in the day theres a slight hint of urine and or b.o. in the air, primitive grunting and weird facemaking, maybe theres a little poo ball stuck on her butt. Good thing nature made sex feel amazing and not just ok or we might have died out when things started to get more civilized.

Only when I'm not having sex.

 

[demon]

The thing I hate is when they switch to the guys face when he's finishing. Wtf.

That and too much

 

[Winterfang]

I honestly thought I was the only one. They are so prevalent that I just assumed people just couldn't get enough of it.

 

[_Ryo_]

Um. If a person doesn't shower beforehand, sex is not happening. (Unless it's some spur of the moment voyeuristic thing, aka spontaneous quickies/bjs in the break room/other public places.)

Also how would you have sex from far away?

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Please somebody tell me, I'm not the only one that hates blow job videos?

Every freaking porn video lately starts with it and it last like 30-40% of the whole video, and it's just the most boring thing ever.

I'm a straight man, here's what I like the most about Sex/porn.

The Woman's facial expressions, the sound of female moaning, looking a tits, looking at a vag getting pounded.

Instead we get, a close up of somebody else penis, no audio response from the woman, the dump looking expression of a girl with a cock on her mouth and she is usually still full clothed!!!!

I just don't understand, I always roll my eyes and skip them.

I mean, if it's at the beginning of the video, of course everyone should be clothed.

 

[Solo]

Um. If a person doesn't shower beforehand, sex is not happening.

wut

Mangle that vagina under any circumstance.

 

[Winterfang]

I mean, if it's at the beginning of the video, of course everyone should be clothed.

Well yeah but that just mean that I have to sit through a video of a close up Dick and a fulled clothed woman. That's the opposite of what I want in my porn.

 

[PassiveObserver]

There's nothing sexier that a close shot of a girl with a cock in her mouth.

shrug

 

[Blargonaut]

wut

Mangle that vagina under any circumstance.

Solo
he got what he thought he wanted, but lost that which was most important
(Today, 01:27 AM)

 

[Not]

Well yeah but that just mean that I have to sit through a video of a close up Dick and a fulled clothed woman. That's the opposite of what I want in my porn.

Man, I'm sorry Winterfang. Your comments and your avatar are making me sad. C'mere bro. Hug it out

 

[depths20XX]

they've done studies. gay porn is more popular with women than "female friendly" straight porn.

Like guy on guy or lesbian porn?

I dated a girl who only liked watching lesbian porn. She was straight though. She said most straight porn seemed to be too focused on the dude. She got down to that Abby Winters stuff.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Well yeah but that just mean that I have to sit through a video of a close up Dick and a fulled clothed woman. That's the opposite of what I want in my porn.

That's like, the best part. Maybe not the closeups but still.

 

[_Ryo_]

wut

Mangle that vagina under any circumstance.

If at home, no. Anywhere else, basically okay.

 

[Hindle]

Seems its more your partner has hygiene problems, introduce her to something called soap.

 

[Winterfang]

Man, I'm sorry Winterfang. Your comments and your avatar are making me sad. C'mere bro. Hug it out

Not

member

 

[GorillaJu]

nah. blow job videos are a waste, unless she's particularly pretty or cute, and seems to be enjoying the dick she's sucking.



yeah but 99% of porn showing closeups of the guy's o-face arent made for them.

they've done studies. gay porn is more popular with women than "female friendly" straight porn.

The few girls I know who openly watch porn prefer lesbian porn despite being straight themselves.

 

[Extra Sauce]

About those poo balls...

fun fact: this is not an an edit, its actually the line in this particular work

Wow, saw that image many times and always thinking it was a humorous edit. Anime is out of control.

 

[akira28]

Like guy on guy or lesbian porn?

I dated a girl who only liked watching lesbian porn. She was straight though. She said most straight porn seemed to be too focused on the dude. She got down to that Abby Winters stuff.

guy on guy.

 

[Crash Station]

I love the sound. Just like this...

Getting some awkward flashbacks to dorm life. That's what I get for having a partying army guy roommate. Dude could have picked better times to have sex directly above me than 2 A.M. >_>

 

[Strike]

Take a shower.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

No, it is what gives me powers.

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

It's pretty disgusting honestly

 

[Wanace]

I always feel disgusted afterwards. Never during.

 

[Solideliquid]

Are you not entertained.

 

[BabyFaceKillah]

I honestly thought I was the only one. They are so prevalent that I just assumed people just couldn't get enough of it.

nah bro i watch the blow job for like 5 seconds before i start skipping around the video.


also im surprised nobody has brought up sex while the girl is on her period thats where it gets real dirty!! uuuuuugh

 

[terrisus]

also im surprised nobody has brought up sex while the girl is on her period thats where it gets real dirty!! uuuuuugh

It's just blood. That's not too big a deal.

 

[bomma_man]

Please somebody tell me, I'm not the only one that hates blow job videos?

Every freaking porn video lately starts with it and it last like 30-40% of the whole video, and it's just the most boring thing ever.

I'm a straight man, here's what I like the most about Sex/porn.

The Woman's facial expressions, the sound of female moaning, looking a tits, looking at a vag getting pounded.

Instead we get, a close up of somebody else penis, no audio response from the woman, the dump looking expression of a girl with a cock on her mouth and she is usually still full clothed!!!!

I just don't understand, I always roll my eyes and skip them.

Amen

 

[WeAreStarStuff]

Disgusted? Hell no. There are few things in life I enjoy more than going down on my g/f. Embrace the human body OP.

Spoiler

Even the funk of sex.

 

[BabyFaceKillah]

It's just blood. That's not too big a deal.

you go in raw??

 

[BFIB]

The actual method of sex doesn't gross me out, it's other things.

I once 69'd a chick, and my nose reeked of ass for a good day or so afterwards. Scrubbed my face non stop and the smell still wouldn't go away. I was working retail at the time, so all day I'm waiting on customers with an ass smell.

 

[Cameron122]

What are you gonna do otherwise? Trebuchet your skeet into that ass?

 

[terrisus]

you go in raw??

I'm married.

 

[User 479360]

I haven't had sex in a decade, but bodily fluids disgust me. I never feel clean after coming into contact with them, so I'm sure sex would make my OCD trigger.

Even after showering for 25 minutes, I still feel dirty. I don't know how people can sleep in a bed where sex has occurred either.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

The actual method of sex doesn't gross me out, it's other things.

I once 69'd a chick, and my nose reeked of ass for a good day or so afterwards. Scrubbed my face non stop and the smell still wouldn't go away. I was working retail at the time, so all day I'm waiting on customers with an ass smell.

If this post doesn't deserve a tag Idk what does

 

[terrisus]

I once 69'd a chick, and my nose reeked of ass for a good day or so afterwards. Scrubbed my face non stop and the smell still wouldn't go away. I was working retail at the time, so all day I'm waiting on customers with an ass smell.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm horny.

 

[FZZ]

If you can't love and appreciate every part of the person's body you're fucking, you ain't with da one.

Except for their poop. That's just gross.

 

[terrisus]

If you can't love and appreciate every part of the person's body you're fucking, you ain't with da one.

Except for their poop. That's just gross.

 

[John Kowalski]

I just don't understand, I always roll my eyes and skip them.

If it feels like most contemporary porn is meant to glorify manhood, that's because it is. Pornography that is first and foremost commercially driven will focus on penises because that's the one sexual feature most men are looking for in their porn, not for sexual pleasure but for roleplaying.

Contemporary pornography is disgusting for the most part.

 

[nhlducks35]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm horny.

 

[Hypemaster]

The actual method of sex doesn't gross me out, it's other things.

I once 69'd a chick, and my nose reeked of ass for a good day or so afterwards. Scrubbed my face non stop and the smell still wouldn't go away. I was working retail at the time, so all day I'm waiting on customers with an ass smell.

lmao

 

[rpmurphy]

If you can't love and appreciate every part of the person's body you're fucking, you ain't with da one.

Except for their poop. That's just gross.

So watersports is your thing, eh?