I don't remember much, but that the stories were pretty random. Like the the ice chick, the vampire chick, and the green energy guy being chased by a crazy motorcycle cop through the desert.That whole lineup was D-list. especially the black woman who was absolutely, totally not storm.
The worst was issue 3 or 4, when the cover was something like One of the Xmen 2099...WILL DIE!
Oh, you mean it was the girl with the useless stretchy arms? The one with worthless powers? who saw that coming?
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evil solrac v3.0
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Thor handles cosmic stuff and not the Earth absed stuff. he's a god, he's out having adventures and shit. the other two are just one bottle of jack Daniels and Sue fucking Namor and putting the video up on redtube away from being the world's worst nightmares..... but it hasn't happened yet. so they have a responsibility to stop adventuring and help humanity along. not lord it over either but share their gifts.
at least Hal is out there taking care of problems unlike that wet rag Rayner.
get off the GL corps already. don't be mad just 'cause you're some loser who doesn't even have the willpower to give up cigarretes.
ugh, remember when Lobo was everywhere? worse than Deadpool, Batman, Wolverine fandom by a mile.
Mephisto is one of those characters that seems to do nothing BUT joband literally nothing else.and fuck up the spider-books
edit: I can't stop talking about Punisher today. This was during civil war, when heroes were taking sides against each other. Two D-list villains attempt to throw their two cents in...
It might be the wine talking, but I haven't laughed that hard in two weeks.
Lobo everywhere? nah. he had a lot of self contained mini-series and one regular series (and L.E.G.I.O.N) but he was the Galaxy's top bounty hunter so it would make sense that he would cross paths with the cosmic heroes of DC. but he only featured on a regular basis in two books, LEGION and his own. the rest were one-shots or three part minis.
edit: and I meant to comment on teh picture but then it's Mark Millar so..... Punisher is a vigilante but he isn't a fuckign maniac shooting villains in a room full of other heroes. that whole sequence was just...ugh.
Was the Krys the crystal making one? She was marginally more useful
Manmademan
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emphasis on "marginal."
looks like storm, powers like iceman- but they're rocks, not ice. Pulls minerals "out of the air" to do so- who knew air was 90% rocks? I blame marvel comics for my abysmal science grades.
edit: I feel the urge to PM the mods to change my username. I would happily be Manmademan2099 if I could get away with saying "shock" all the time like a cuss word
We Booster Gold fans are classy as fuck.
Manmademan
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I guess Metalhead is the bootleg Colossus. just like the russian he was the first to go down in any fight.
evil solrac v3.0
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Of course. what was i thinking. Comic book science is the best science.
I don't know, seems pretty plausable to me. they've never bothered to tell us what Kryptonite is made out of so a bit of plutonium in it seems as good as anything.
Manmademan
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I guess Metalhead is the bootleg Colossus. just like the russian he was the first to go down in any fight.
Yep. They turned him into some kind of monstrosity a few issues in though, because he was just too pretty.
"Skullfire" was the bootleg cyclops/havok who couldn't control his energy powers. Do you sense a theme here?
The plutonium isn't the issue. it's the "TAR", as in "from a pack of newports" that's the questionable bit.
A little off-topic, but totally inspired by this thread. Could the TMNT take Wolverine?
Yeah, all of them.
Yeah, all of them.
Manmademan
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Cyborg Donny could.
Someone needs to give Rocksteady this IP, so I can get a good dark and gritty turtles game. Jesus . . .
Manmademan
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And the Vampire chick was Rogue.
Cyborg Donny could.
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Well that's interesting.
Now, could all four turtles take Spiderman in NYC?
no
Yeah that was in the Savage Dragon spot of Image comics, shit got dark hard.
Lol, I know this much. Captain America though? That one has been in my head for a good minute.
I got a soft spot for grim dark, need to check it out lol.
Just take it with you.
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Oh man, I remember shock. Feels kinda dumb in retrospect.
At any rate, I actually liked X-Men 2099 during the whole "on the road" sequence when Xian reverts to being crazy, Halloween Jack, etc. It was less enjoyable once they got to Halo City and turned really dumb right before cancellation.
evil solrac v3.0
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disagree. they are nearly as agile and very very durable. and far betetr fighters than Spidey.
They ain't got nothing for webbing and spider sense.
Or Spider-Fu.
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ted and mike have a garbage fanbase too. the constant shipping between beetle and booster. i dont know of any popular character that doesnt have a garbage fanbase.
Finaika
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Even April can beat Wolverine.
Morphine Somers was that fucking dude. (Basically Spider Jerusalem, many years early.)
evil solrac v3.0
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they're fighting, not sneaking up on each other. and Webbing isn't going to hold them down for long (assuming they get caught with it)
all fans suck.
Regeneration is the biggest BS deus ex machina in all of comic books, so you shouldn't bother saying Wolverine vs anyone
LOL A PIECE OF FLESH EXISTED HES OK
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Stay hating, haters. Reed fanbase is OG while we laugh at all of your faves being thirsty over his wife.
LOL A PIECE OF FLESH EXISTED HES OK
Stay hating, haters. Reed fanbase is OG while we laugh at all of your faves being thirsty over his wife.
TheKaeptain
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Also why Flash's Rogues are awesome. They're all about the score.
It is why Thing is still one of the best heroes. He's simple and he works because of it. Like... There's been one idiotic Thing storyline that almost damaged the character, but otherwise, he's Thing. He's like your Uncle who buys you beer.
Read the books that interest you. Don't try to keep up on everything. I find I just absorb some comic knowledge through Osmosis. For instance, I haven't read a single issue of Superior Spider-man, but have a decent idea of what is going on in the book.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Regeneration is the biggest BS deus ex machina in all of comic books, so you shouldn't bother saying Wolverine vs anyone
LOL A PIECE OF FLESH EXISTED HES OK
Stay hating, haters. Reed fanbase is OG while we laugh at all of your faves being thirsty over his wife.
reeds fanbase likes to sweep things under the rug. so clearly the worst of fanbase
TheKaeptain
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Sue gets around though. Namor and BP probably DP'd her.
Parallax
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you gotta be joking if you think tchalla is paying for any woman, let alone one with kids. namor is that thirsty, not anyone else
A lot of writers don't know how to write Reed. They end up writing him as a caricature of what they picture a scientific genius to be like without knowing a thing about science. In the rights hands, he's awesome. In the wrong hands, he's an uncaring, robotic, dick.
Waid and Hickman got the character. Millar, Bendis, and others didn't.
Also, outsmarting Reed Richards has become the "beating wolverine in a fight" of intellectual battles, which does't help matters.
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actually i did have the willpower to give them up after like 8 years of smoking, cold turkey, must be hard for some, for me , was tuesday, so yeah do i get a lantern ring so that we can have 1 non fail Green Lantern on a planet of 7200? You know what forget it, ill just get some quantum bands , Quasars better anyway....yeah i said it.
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I hate 4chan's /co/ board so much. That's all I'm going to say. I haven't posted in 4chan in years, but those scars will never heal.
For me, garbage is a measure of volume. Garbage Booster/BB fans are much easier to ignore because there are fewer fans of both characters in general. Garbage Batman/Superman/Wolverine/etc. fans are every fucking where and they never shut up.
The truly D list characters are definitely the best, but even they have their weirdos.
He's like that in Lego Marvel, and it's SO bad.
That shit gonna get namor deaded.
Stay hating, haters. Reed fanbase is OG while we laugh at all of your faves being thirsty over his wife.
His daughter is best buds with his nemesis, the evil dictator.
Great parenting there, Reed.
Batfans in particular are THE. WORST.
But but but. I'm a fan of batman!
He's a arrogant prick with a (sometimes...) hearth of gold. With ''peak of human abilities'' (whatever that means... ask the weekly writter that got the BatBomb is his hands).
And supposedly the Greateast Detective Ever, even if sometimes it's so obvious it's cringe worthy.
Is he the best? No.
Doest he have good stories? YES. Gotham-Verse outside of the JLA are the best,
Elseworlds Batmans rock too.
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Thanks for reminding everyone why Punisher is such a lame character in the grand scheme of things. The fact that he has been able to beat people like Spidey, Daredevil and Cap shows how unrealistic he is. I can' even bring myself to read his series anymore because his writers are such fanboys for him. They would have him take down Galactus if they could.
karasu
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Agreed. There's nothing sillier than being invincible in a world of gods just because you have machine guns and a bad attitude.
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Most Silver Surfer fans are pretty awesome, good looking and/or well endowed.
Cosmic fans are like dick measuring contest - the fanbase.
Phoenician_Viking
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Does Wolverine's healing ability make him indestructible/cannot be killed/immortal?
If one cuts Wolverine's head would it grow back again or would he die?
If one cuts Wolverine's head would it grow back again or would he die?
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