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Is it 'g'if, gif or jif?

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Jirraffe
Gesus
Gelly
Jif
Jraphics
Jhost
Jhoul
Mick Gajjer
Gajermeister
Gack Bauer
Gim Henson
Gack Daniels
Gigsaw
1 Jigabyte = 1024 Mejabytes
Jeorge Clooney
 
Todays lesson

Jirraffe
Gesus
Gelly
Jif
Jraphics
Jhost
Jhoul
Mick Gajjer
Gajermeister
Gack Bauer
Gim Henson
Gack Daniels
Gigsaw
1 Jigabyte = 1024 Mejabytes
Jeorge Clooney

Yeah, if English had no rules, you might be on to something.

Also this pretty much proves exactly why G and J aren't interchangeable.
 
It really doesn't matter what it was coined as. Pronunciations of words change all the time.

Whatever the most common is tends to take precedent.
What's the last word that is a part of the common global vernacular that has changed pronunciation in this modern age? Especially one that's an acronym.

Almost all of those changes you refer to are due to the effects of different dialects and regional colloquialisms, and those types of changes are dying out due to how interconnected the world is now.

As you said, there are no rules. So we can trade talking points all day long. People will still say whatever they want, and it won't matter. I personally think that it's jif, because the person who coined it says jif. It's his thing. A jif sounding thing. And that's how I feel. :)

It's also just more fun to say jif. It's so smooth, like peanut butter.
 
What's the last word that is a part of the common global vernacular that has changed pronunciation in this modern age? Especially one that's an acronym.

Almost all of those changes you refer to are due to the effects of different dialects and regional colloquialisms, and those types of changes are dying out due to how interconnected the world is now.

As you said, there are no rules. So we can trade talking points all day long. People will still say whatever they want, and it won't matter. I personally think that it's jif, because the person who coined it says jif. It's his thing. A jif sounding thing. And that's how I feel. :)

Do you just mean English? Idk about most recent, but what about the word often? The pronunciation has changed because of the spelling. I don't know who coined it and it doesn't matter. That's just one example. And it doesn't matter that it's an acronym since it's commonly used as a full word. Most people don't even know that scuba is an acronym.

People can say what they want, but I'm still gonna say jif sounds dumb. :P
 
The real thing is don't say it out loud ever because talking about the Internet is almost as boring as talking about your dreams from last night.
 
The real thing is don't say it out loud ever because talking about the Internet is almost as boring as talking about your dreams from last night.

Hey now, I've kept several friends entertained at once retelling some of my crazy dreams.
 
It's jif but I say gif, forever and ever!

Also jif sounds too much like yiff, which is what furries call having sex. And the less I can be reminded of furries the better.


Yeah, if English had no rules, you might be on to something.

Also this pretty much proves exactly why G and J aren't interchangeable.

What are the rules that determine that gif is pronounced jif?
 
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There's a reason it's spelt with a j.
Actually that's pronounced 'gif'

Get It?
 
It's soft g
And the fact that the g stand for graphical doesn't mean anything, lots of acronyms have letters that are pronounced differently than the words they originates from.
 
Graphics Interchange Format

How do you say Graphics?

It's guraffiks Not Jurafiks
jurafiks park

its GIF not JIF

Lords of the rings dwarf is not called Jilmey
A man who wears all leather and partakes in kinky sex isnt a Jimp
You don't give someone a Jift
Harry potter isn't from Jryffindor
 
As if we need more reasons to say jif instead of gif, jif is also less work for your mouth.

Graphics Interchange Format

How do you say Graphics?

It's guraffiks Not Jurafiks
jurafiks park

its GIF not JIF

Lords of the rings dwarf is not called Jilmey
A man who wears all leather and partakes in kinky sex isnt a Jimp
You don't give someone a Jift
Harry potter isn't from Jryffindor

Thanks for summarizing all the invalid arguments in one post.
 
This debate has been settled, although I do love bathing in the tears of people who don't understand how to pronounce the word :)
 
Jiffers are as bad as people who say nitch. With niche there is quiche to point to for the correct pronunciation.

With GIF there is gift to point to and also words where a change in the first letter matches the correct pronunciation.

Golly / Jolly
Giggle / Jiggle
GIF / JIF

Jiffers are wrong and the creator is a cantankerous old swine.
 
GIF is short for Graphics Interchange Format.
Hard G it is.
Or do you say Jraphics?

Think about the underlying rule you are invoking. Realize it doesn't exist. Despair in your illiteracy.
Jiffers are as bad as people who say nitch. With niche there is quiche to point to for the correct pronunciation.

With GIF there is gift to point to and also words where a change in the first letter matches the correct pronunciation.

Golly / Jolly
Giggle / Jiggle
GIF / JIF

Jiffers are wrong and the creator is a cantankerous old swine.

Now it's about having "things to point to"? Jesus Christ that's now how pronunciation works.

I have to hand it to the hard-G contingent, they aren't short on creativity.
 
This thread is just propaganda for the hard g'ers to spread their lies and deceit and participate in a shameful, tear filled circle jerk.

Let it wash over me.
 
Now it's about having "things to point to"? Jesus Christ that's now how pronunciation works.

I have to hand it to the hard-G contingent, they aren't short on creativity.

JIF exists, so GIF is a hard G.

Unless you want to go around telling people to pronounce golly and jolly, giggle and jiggle, the same way. The creator just wants to watch the world burn.

You are probably one of those dirty people who say nitch.
 
As if we need more reasons to say jif instead of gif, jif is also less work for your mouth

I just wanted to point out that this is bollocks. I don't know how you're saying either, but it's probably wrong.

The creator of the format said so

Also, giraffe

The pronunciations of words isn't up to the coiner. I don't care what the creator said, he isn't a linguist.

How many f'ing times? There is no rule in English that says that a hard or soft G should go before the letter I. I could point to gift as proof that jif is wrong.
 
The creator of the format said so

Also, giraffe

Gift is a lot closer than giraffe.

The creator is power-crazed after JIF failed as a file-format, but the existence of that clarifies the pronunciation of the other.

Jiffers need a good slap.
 
Every time someone pronounces it "Jif", God kills a puppy. Look it up, it's in the Bible. I don't know about you, but I like puppies.
 
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