Support NeoGAF

[Particle Physicist]

Oh man, that gif and its related story still cracks me up.

What Is the related story?

 

[HellKarnassus]

As long as the bath isn't in the same room as the toilet.

 

[Ezalc]

What Is the related story?

That was a good day.

 

[Fusion Pizza]

Think about this, your bathtub is more likely than not situated close to your toilet right? Your toilet spews shit particles everytime you shit, shit particles that wind up in your tub, enjoy ingesting shit particles! This is also the reason I don't use my phone/read while using the toilet, seriously, wtf.

 

[opticalmace]

Reminds me of this.
---wavebird ad---

I used to do this to watch Samurai Pizza Cats. No lie.

 

[Koodo]

What Is the related story?

I think that thread got deleted so it only exists in the memory of those of us who witnessed it~


Edit: oh, it still exists. Yay! Reliving.

 

[Kerrby]

I honestly don't know one male who still takes a bath.

So to answer you question, yes it is weird.

 

[GavinGT]

Galileo never took baths?

Although controversial at the time, Galileo firmly believed in shower-centrism.

 

[zychi]

sort of like a bath tub...

 

[Vandiger]

Wish I had an Ofuro or soaking tub, saves on water and deep enough to just sit and relax. Normal bathtubs are too big and wasteful so I don't take a bath. If you are relaxing, food and drinks seem normal unless its full meals.

 

[bananas]

I honestly don't know one male who still takes a bath.

So to answer you question, yes it is weird.

I didn't realize baths were a feminine thing.

 

[bangai-o]

all of you are wasting water. Youll regret it.

 

[akira28]

mariah-dog-bath.jpg

We call this a caramel milk chocolate bath.

 

[DonMigs85]

I didn't realize baths were a feminine thing.

Well, men don't typically do the candle lighting part.

 

[bananas]

Think about this, your bathtub is more likely than not situated close to your toilet right? Your toilet spews shit particles everytime you shit, shit particles that wind up in your tub, enjoy ingesting shit particles! This is also the reason I don't use my phone/read while using the toilet, seriously, wtf.

Shit particles! What's keeping them in the bathroom? If those things are traveling to my tub then they probably reached every room in my house by now!

 

[GavinGT]

I didn't realize baths were a feminine thing.

Really? Bathers typically fall into one of three categories:

1) women
2) children
3) people too tired to stand

 

[bananas]

Really? Bathers typically fall into one of three categories:

1) women
2) children
3) people too tired to stand
4) The Dude.

Fixed.

 

[akira28]

all of you are wasting water. Youll regret it.

They would love to commoditize fresh water. Why not skip building 100 cruise missiles and spend that billion on perfecting water desalinization? Unlimited water forever. Baths and meals for everyone.

 

[Koodo]

Shit particles! What's keeping them in the bathroom? If those things are traveling to my tub then they probably reached every room in my house by now!

Pretty sure there is a shit flinging range, so they wouldn't be in every room.

 

[The Frankman]

Well, men don't typically do the candle lighting part.

COME ON!!!


...WHAT'S WRONG WITH CANDLES?

 

[bananas]

Pretty sure there is a shit flinging range, so they wouldn't be in every room.

If the particles are already settled, then my bringing in food wouldn't have it on there. It's not like I'm taking a shit before I'm taking my bath, I already stated that I wasn't cleaning during my baths, so that would be kind of gross in that situation.

I don't store food in my bathroom either.

 

[trinest]

*reads thread title* *discusted look appears on face*

Yes, yes it is.

 

[GavinGT]

Pretty sure there is a shit flinging range, so they wouldn't be in every room.

Not true. There is literally shit on everything. I wish I was joking.

 

[midonnay]

I've caught my brother eating in the toliet

was really into time maximisation :/

 

[Rezbit]

Wouldn't eat in the bath as obviously I have wet hands. Beers however, hell yeah. Even shower beers are awesome. There's something about being in water and having beer that is just amazing.

 

[bananas]

Well, men don't typically do the candle lighting part.

lol

I don't lit it though. It just for decoration or something, I dunno I didn't put it there.

 

[bananas]

*reads thread title* *discusted look appears on face*

Yes, yes it is.

Must have been quite discusting...

 

[Koodo]

Not true. There is literally shit on everything. I wish I was joking.

 

[akira28]

Not true. There is literally shit on everything. I wish I was joking.

Here's a tip. When you flush? Close the lid.

 

[Vandiger]

Not true. There is literally shit on everything. I wish I was joking.

Mythbusters did an experiment on this so yeah. Its been confirmed that everyone is brushing thier teeth with toothbrushes contaminated with fecal matter

 

[Vilam]

all of you are wasting water. Youll regret it.

Not in my lifetime.

 

[Cousteau]

Lots of things to do while in the bathtub. Eating is one of them.Right behind making bubbles.

 

[Gospel]

Mythbusters did an experiment on this so yeah. Its been confirmed that everyone is brushing thier teeth with toothbrushes contaminated with fecal matter

Well it's okay if everyone does it!

Like group suicide or all-male jack-off sessions!

 

[Persona7]

I want a TV in the shower

 

[Cousteau]

Fecal Flouride FTW!!

 

[akira28]

Mythbusters is crap.

Did they do a test for people who don't like to gawp at their flop as it goes down the hole?

 

[X26]

not really, adds to the relaxation if anything

in the summer after coming home from a run I'll jump in the shower with a bottle of water, feels good

 

[UnluckyKate]

Why would I take a hot beverage? You don't drink hot cocoa when you're relaxing on a summer's day.

Not but when I take a hot bath, is it to get very hot. The same when I go to sauna or whatever. To get sweaty and to clean myself after that.

I mean, if I go just feel confortable, I go in hot bath and keep it cool (soda and stuff, like you said) but if I want to really sweat: no cold drink

 

[Cowie]

Reminds me of this.

I have done this independent of seeing that ad. Just sayin.

 

[8BitsAtATime]

Gummo. haha

 

[GavinGT]

I have done this independent of seeing that ad. Just sayin.

That's amateur hour, though. Bounce that image off a second mirror and it reverses back to its original orientation.

 

[jgminto]

I'll take food that I'm already eating into the shower. Not a microwave dinner or anything like that but a half-eaten muesli bar or a handful of sultanas, definitely.

 

[hsin]

Man, all that grime on the sides would gross me out. That's sick.

 

[Bad_Boy]

i think a beer is the only thing i'd bring to the bath. that and pussy.

 

[Douche McBaggins The 3rd]

I once rigged up the bathroom to have a small tv with cable in there. I could stay in the tub for hours watching Judge mathis.

But the bath is more of a reading time. I finished McDonalds Behind the Arches while taking a bath. That book was over a thousand pages. I had a case of the sore ass for many a week because of that.

I usually play games while taking a bath or read a magazine. Food? How original!

 

[8BitsAtATime]

Man, all that grime on the sides would gross me out. That's sick.

you should watch the movie!

 

[Salmonax]

Thank you, sir.

 

[Always-honest]

no, a lot of fat people do that. perfectly normal.

 

[Otrebor Nightmarecoat]

I sometimes make a sandwich and suddenly the turd knocks at the sphinter wanting to get out. This was an inconvenience to me so one time I just thought, Im a grown man, I can do whaterver the fuck I want to myself. Since that day I can take a shit and eat a sandwich at the same time. The odor is not an issue anymore either.

 

[SapientWolf]

I sometimes make a sandwich and suddenly the turd knocks at the sphinter wanting to get out. This was an inconvenience to me so one time I just thought, Im a grown man, I can do whaterver the fuck I want to myself. Since that day I can take a shit and eat a sandwich at the same time. The odor is not an issue anymore either.

I think you might have other kinds of issues.