First of all, if Bird obsessed over dunking (which wasn't really nearly as big in his time) I'm sure he could have pulled off a 180 dunk if he
really wanted to. Instead, he decided to just play the damned game, you know, like a good player.
Second of all, you choose a Charlie Sheen movie to represent awesome white people? CHARLIE "I GOT TIGER BLOOD WINNING" SHEEN? Much less an awful 80s B film? u mad bro.
The best example is: White people can DRINK. I have yet to meet any black person who can hold his liquor as well as my bros of European descent. And I'm not talking about some shit like PBR or Corona or anything else for pussies who like the taste of piss, I'm talking about REAL MAN BEER like Russian Imperial Stouts, Belgian darks, real German Pilsner, and the occasional IPA. Also, straight shots of Jaggermeister, military grade Vodka (Kalashnikov is very good, yes?), fine scotch on the rocks, and the occasional Frangelico neat whilst enjoying classical music or jazz. Consuming poison in large amounts and walking away scott-free, that's what white people are good at.