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Is my girlfriend pregnant?

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I think it's way too early for her to get motion sickness lol. She probably isn't, so how about a pregnancy test? Should have used the next morning pill by the way.
 
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I'm da pappy!
 
Might as well start buying parenting books and stocking up on diapers.

Also I recommend Kale for a name, but Breckin is nice too. Whatever you do just don't spell the name properly, like Rian instead of Ryan.

Good luck and Congrats OP!
 
After? I thought it was sometime before.

It's kinda both. Menstruation marks the beginning of the cycle and thus the first week. Fertility increases in the second week and peeks in the third week. It then drops in the forth week.

So it's "in the middle" of the cycle.
 
Long story short This passed Friday we had protected sex and after I climaxed, I shortly engaged in sexual activity without a condom (My first time doing that ever) but stopped after 4 strokes. Yesterday and today she began complaining about feeling nauseous. Her period isn't for a couple of weeks but this train of thought is driving me crazy.
Nausea after 4 days? Might be too soon. But my wife gets very nauseous really fast when she's pregnant as well, like, probably less than two weeks after ovulating. Those hormones change rather quickly. My memory is a bit hazy there though.

And slipping it in after wearing the condom? Would be a kinda crappy way to become pregnant rather than raw passion and really sewing the seeds as deep as you can.
 
A test won't be accurate this early. Hell implantation takes on average 7-12 days.

it's impossible to tell this early but be more careful in the future, and for God's sake man if you are going to be this risky you should at least be educated about these things. Do a Google search.
 
If I had a dollar for every time my ex girlfriend freaked out about being pregnant the after unprotected sex. I'd be have 5 extra dollars. She never got pregnant BTW. My wife felt no real signs until the day before she took a positive test.
In all seriousness though, it would be too soon for her to have any real signs. Also it takes 2 weeks after conception for an accurate test. That all said it all really varies but chances are you're good bro.
 
If I had a dollar for every time my ex girlfriend freaked out about being pregnant the after unprotected sex. I'd be have 5 extra dollars. She never got pregnant BTW. My wife felt no real signs until the day before she took a positive test.
In all seriousness though, it would be too soon for her to have any real signs. Also it takes 2 weeks after conception for an accurate test. That all said it all really varies but chances are you're good bro.

I had a girlfriend who freaked out every time, even despite condoms and the anti-baby pill which she had to take for other medical reasons.

God, that really makes you want to turn gay.
 
I had a girlfriend who freaked out every time, even despite condoms and the anti-baby pill which she had to take for other medical reasons.

God, that really makes you want to turn gay.

The worst part, is that they freaking out about it can induce a fake pregnancy with the symptoms of an actual pregnancy, thus just making them freak out more. It's a terrible cycle.
 
Why the hell did I even subject myself to GAF

I don't know what you were expecting but I'll pitch in my two cents:

Her feeling nauseous the day after you guys did it probably means that she is just as freaked as you are. There's no way she would be feeling the effects so soon.

There isn't really anything you can do right now; just pray she doesn't miss her period. And if she does, buy a test.

Good luck and don't do that shit again until you're ready to assume the consequences.
 
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