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[Hilti92]

because if it was mouth probing instead, everyone would just be like "ehh that doesn't sound so bad"

 

[Archpath1]

do they pay the troll toll?

 

[lazybones18]

The aliens who've been abducting humans aren't scientists- they're drunken, joy-riding dudebros. Shoving things in a redneck's b-hole is their version of cow tipping.

So Frat Aliens basically

 

[Ovid]

Extra Terasstrial

Mistook Earth for Uranus?

These were pretty good.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Maybe they don't have orifices, and think our buttholes are fleshwounds that need inspecting

the mouth is ignored due to it having a "defence mechanism"

 

[Salacious Crumb]

It's called analyzing and not brainyzing

 

[itwasTuesday]

Did you just watch Paul? Cause I just watched that today and the same question is mentioned by the Alien.

 

[highrider]

multiple verses of multiverses maynes, all leading to the underverse.

are you a holy half dude?

 

[Davidion]

Because it beats them shoving shit inside your urethra.

 

[akira28]

Well the anal probe thing is mostly a pop culture joke. The original UFO abductee stories say people were probed all over, samples taken, etc. Not just a glowstick up the rear.

 

[Rubbish King]

:*)

I imagine the voice of Christoph Waltz's character in Django Unchained.

I imagined it with his mixed with Stephen Fry ^_^

 

[Corky]

*shrug* you gotta probe something

 

[Monocle]

Because that's where the first guy they nabbed hid the diamonds.

 

[Skunkers]

The aliens do not expel solid waste, therefor they are confounded by our buttholes.

 

[A Link to the Past]

My best guess is that it isn't just anal probes. However, getting probed in the butt is more disconcerting than other areas.

 

[Jay Sosa]

you mean if there's a reason imaginary aliens apparently probed the butts of crazy folks that are so bored out of their mind that they make up stories?

No idea. They're probably just kinky.

 

[GraveHorizon]

Complete global domination.

 

[Anteater]

They don't.

Some alien cases were probably just rape cases where the victim repressed their memory thinking it was alien butt probe.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Because everything comes down to poo!
http://youtu.be/-V42ecKlxEw?t=20s

 

[waypoetic]

Because it's a rape thing and rape isn't a thing people like.

Hollywood only has so much to work with.

 

[NumberTwo]

The aliens who've been abducting humans aren't scientists- they're drunken, joy-riding dudebros. Shoving things in a redneck's b-hole is their version of cow tipping.

Actually, shoving things in the butts of unconscious people sounds like something earthling dudebros would do.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

It's called analyzing and not brainyzing

Mistook Earth for Uranus?

Pretty good.

8/10

 

[kingkitty]

Obviously the people who make this stuff up are connecting anal probing with gay sex. Especially if they view gay sex as this gross, "alien" thing.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Kurdel]

do they pay the troll toll?

I highly doubt they pay anything to get into that boys hole.

 

[Buddha Beam]

It's to milk your prostate, thus causing you to cum involuntary.

 

[big_z]

It's to milk your prostate, thus causing you to cum involuntary.

It's how they harvest our seed to grow humans back on their home planet.

Right now I could go for a good alien probing. I haven't made poo in seven days.

 

[Az987]

They go through the butt up to the brain.

If you go right in at the brain all you get is the brain but if you go through the butt to the brain you get all the fun stuff in between.

It's kind of like when you're out driving and you don't want to go home right away so you take the long way home. Well aliens do that too only in your butt.

 

[gamma]

 

[Slayer-33]

It's to milk your prostate, thus causing you to cum involuntary.

WELL, Well, well!

 

[Übermatik]

It's the quickest way to my heart.

 

[Dead Prince]

It's the quickest way to my heart.

wouldn't the other end be quicker.

 

[akira28]

The aliens do not expel solid waste, therefor they are confounded by our buttholes.

hahaha they're like "Holy...uh..something. Hey Zeeglorb, look at this! I gotta get me one of these!"

 

[Carnby]

A classic Kids in the Hall skit in which two aliens discuss why they probe humans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40

 

[MarkusRJR]

...Gay aliens?

Spoiler

I'm gay and just kidding. Don't ban me.

 

[cs060mk2]

The anal area holds a special chakra, that is probably why.

That is the same reason politicians and other top elite people rape kids analy to gain their energy that is focused in that chakra.

The anal chakra is a low chakra, it is more reptilian than human IIRC.