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[Deleted member 81567]

I like apple drink

Exactly. If my piss was mixed with some kind of apple flavoring, I'd drink.

 

[shira]

What?! If you're not eating the skin then you're doing it wrong.

The King!

I like the golden ones

Anyone tried those orgasmic mangoes

 

[Replicant]

Hell no. It tastes like watery sands. Not to mention the seeds.

I prefer Longans, Cantaloupe, Bananas, and even Orange.

 

[itwasTuesday]

I nominate the almighty Clementine. Not of all time, cause it's the child of some fruit sex, but ever since then.

 

[PrimaNocta]

Mackinaw peaches.

 

[VertPin]

Sorry, but this is the obvious answer.

 

[elrechazado]

watermelon is tasteless cardboard colored pink. wtf at this thread

 

[UrokeJoe]

 

[Vyrance]

Pineapple, strawberries, and grapes

 

[Esch]

the one true king

 

[Brofist]

Yeah, pretty sure Pineapple is the king. Can you grill a watermelon?

If you are going for pure versatility nothing beats the banana

 

[Subitai]

Peaches and Pears are always good.

Apples, blueberries, and oranges are hit and miss, but you gotta have them for their conversion to beverage awesomeness.

 

[grap3fruitman]

Grapefruit is good with sugar... but that defeats the whole purpose of eating fruit, so yeah, fuck grapefruit.

all fruit is good
except grapefruit, seriously, fuck you grapefruit

Fuck all y'all.

 

[Emerson]

I'm gonna get shit on but I hate watermelon and all other melon fruits. Give me a quality pear, strawberry, banana, any day.

 

[Fou-Lu]

Fruit>Vegetables. Nearly all fruit is amazing.

Though my favorite probably is watermelon. Strawberries, bananas, peaches and mandarin oranges are up there.

 

[Kite]

This stuff is is heavenly

 

[Fou-Lu]

This stuff is is heavenly

It looks like a mushroom on the inside. With eyes.

 

[g.r.e.]

you heard the man, he wants to strike the fruits with his ass

yall wanna talk underrated fruits. well here is the king of that category:

RAINIER CHERRIES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD HNGNGHGH

Tangerines are also in my top 3.

Yes! I have trees of both of them, such delicious fruits. Kaki aren't bad too, though I prefer to them apricots. D:

 

[Easystride]

Watermelon?! No, I prefer bananas, if only for this amazing scene from Hausu:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCwsmoVI2mY

 

[Jackben]

Happiness in fruit form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AexPuBei-Hk

 

[TripOpt55]

I think I have to agree. Watermelon is the best fruit of all time.

 

[GuessWho]

Grapefruit says hi. Mmm so fucking good.

 

[samus i am]

I hate threads that have titles like this. Nothing can be the best, it's called OPINION. Plus your opinion is shit. There are a ton of better fruit.

Grapes, strawberries, bananas, oranges, grapefruit...

 

[ZROCOOL]

Fuck a strawberry.

Cherries and pineapple are my shit.

 

[VALIS]

Can watermelon be topped?

No sir.

 

[Unknown One]

Mangoes, Young Coconut, and kiwi for me.

 

[DietRob]

Peaches, Oranges, and Cherries.

Strawberries were my favorite growing up but through all the genetic modification they've destroyed the taste.

Edit: and pineapple and kiwi and grapes and tangerines...

I don't like watermelon doesn't have enough flavor.

 

[noah111]

This list is irrefutable:

1. Apples
   
   
   
   
2. Grapes
   
   
   
   
3. Watermelon
   
   

 

[Pachinko]

good watermelon is fantastic, bad watermelon makes your tastebuds cry. If you live in an area where you can get reasonably fresh melons then you'll do fine I think. More often then not though, especially where I'm at (near edmonton,alberta) the melons are typically under ripe or over ripe. So they taste like shit or like nothing at all. Very rarely though.. you get that one GOOD piece and it's awesome.

I suppose the same can be said of any fruit though, they've got no flavor when under ripe and tend to taste bad the second they pass into over ripe territory.

 

[Sabotage]

 

[Sanky Panky]

Yeah but can your pineapple to this?

 

[injurai]

How many kings of fruit can there be again, I saw quite a few named...

 

[neojubei]

Melons and Bananas are my favorites.

 

[3N16MA]

No and it's not even near the top. It's not bad when it's super cold but other than that it just taste like sugar water.

I feel like eating some.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Yeah but can your pineapple to this?

...

 

[CTE]

Yeah, pretty sure Pineapple is the king. Can you grill a watermelon?

Of course you can.

 

[Mushroom021]

Watermelon is great but I could eat raspberries all day too

 

[Papercuts]

Nothing is better.

 

[Lonestar]

Cantaloupe>watermelon

Nice to see the 1st response getting it right.

But this topic is showing me tons of fruits that I'm upset that I don't have in the kitchen right now...

 

[Piggus]

Watermelon is awesome. Definitely my favorite fruit. Still need to try that Everclear trick though lol.

If vagina were a piece of fruit...

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Sorry, but this is the obvious answer.

Boom. Peaches or Mangos. Take your pick.

Nectarines for that matter, too.

 

[Amakusa]

Peaches peaches peaches! We GA boys know how to eat em, ask your mom
Yellow or Red Melon (seedless is epic)
honey dew Melon (Asian only)
Oranges (all types ez to pill = another level of epic)
Pears (all types)
Mango's


In that order

 

[noah111]

So I have a question, do you all eat your fruits, be it bananas, apples, watermelon, grapes, etc, cold or warm/left out?

 

[Log4Girlz]

I...I can't fucking choose. I suddenly really want Mango juice though. Mango juice is best juice. Oddly, though I hate pear, its has an amazing juice as well (Srsly wtf)

Oh and peaches are delicious.

 

[.GqueB.]

I feel the same way about Watermelon and Mango. I hate it until I have it and then I love it. They aren't fruits I look forwards to necessarily but they're so good.

What... the... fuck.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

So I have a question, do you all eat your fruits, be it bananas, apples, watermelon, grapes, etc, cold or warm/left out?

Coldness is necessary to temper the sweetness of pineapples. Warm pineapple sounds gross to me. All the rest are usually fine at room temperature.

I...I can't fucking choose. I suddenly really want Mango juice though. Mango juice is best juice. Oddly, though I hate pear, its has an amazing juice as well (Srsly wtf)

Oh and peaches are delicious.

Pear nectar is nectar of the gods. Same with Guava Nectar.

This thread reminds me that I have some ripe mangoes in my fridge.

 

[Phoenician_Viking]

Annona.

Yes. A man with a great taste. I did not know the name in English and i have been trying Google Translate for half an hour.

What is this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annona

Looks like a cherimoya, which are godlike

It is godlike, and it´s called Annona.

 

[ShdwDrake]

Wtf? I thought watermelon was a member of the cucumber family... making it a vegetable.

 

[mt1200]

Strawberries are best

 

[SteeloDMZ]

As far as I'm concerned:

Good tier:

- Bananas
- Apples
- Strawberries
- Oranges
- Melon

Awesome tier:

- Pears
- Passion Fruit
- Grapes

Godly tier:

- Watermelon
- Pineapple
- Juicy Peaches