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[tmarques]

Deserves a mention:

 

[ChuyMasta]

This thread inspired part of my breakfast today:

Guava and/or Mango is looking like my option for tomorrow.

 

[megashock5]

THIS. Pineapple > every other fruit in existence.

 

[blame space]

 

[Dreaver]

I love watermelon but I am allergic for it.. FML

 

[Seda]

Oranges are best!

Pineapple second.


Maybe I've just never had a good watermelon, but to me me, they just taste like...well....water.

 

[Wickwire]

No, because Granny Smith apples are.

 

[EvilMario]

Not enough love in this thread for bananas, but the best fruit is..

 

[H3xum]

My fav by far.

 

[blame space]

granny smith apples are garbage. honey crisp, fugi, gala are all better apples.

 

[NIN90]

honey melon is best melon

 

[Funky Papa]

There is only one worthy melon, and that's the Toad Skin Melon.

Go to your market and find a couple of ripe ones. You'll thank me later.

 

[Goldenhen]

Jackfruit is the best.

 

[SmokyDave]

Yeah, pretty sure Pineapple is the king. Can you grill a watermelon?

Yup, this is my shit. Grilled pineapple.

 

[Funky Papa]

Grilled pineapple is godly with burgers, but alone?

 

[SPEA]

The fruits being championed in this thread are disappointingly prosaic.

Fact: mulberry is the best berry

So so true. Ripe mulberries are GODLIKE! So so good.

 

[leadbelly]

No love for pears?

I haven't had a pear in years. They are very nice depending on the kind.

 

[Osietra]

Jackfruit is the best.

Mmmmmmmmm like slices of golden vagina.

 

[DiddyBop]

Deserves a mention:

SO.GOOD.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Go Banana!

 

[Acidote]

Yes, this. I have a fig tree in my back yard, in the fall I eat fresh figs almost everyday.

The problem with figs is that find em or not, most of them have plenty of wasp eggs, or larvas if they're too ripe. Think of it when you have one. I don't care for that possibility anymore and eat them anyways.

There is only one worthy melon, and that's the Toad Skin Melon.

Go to your market and find a couple of ripe ones. You'll thank me later.

Macerate it with rum for a night and you'll have something big there. Awesome for beach parties.

 

[blame space]

has anyone here ever had sex with a fruit?

 

[Randdalf]

Raspberries, raspberries, raspberries and more raspberries. Elder god tier fruit, pity they're so expensive compared to more common fruits.

 

[SmokyDave]

Grilled pineapple is godly with burgers, but alone?

Alone or on a skewer with a little pork. Or little cubes of cheddar. Mmmmmm.

 

[cajunator]

My favorites:

1. Apple Pears (made a thread about these before)

2. Durian

3. Mangosteen

4. Lyechee

 

[KingKong]

golden kiwis are the best

- awesome kiwi texture
- delicious honey melon taste

 

[injurai]

Essentially Fruit is the best of all food groups. There is honeslty only 1 fruit I don't enjoy and that is Grapefruit, but many others like it.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Apple Pears sound intriguing.

 

[blame space]

i eat the pineapple core. like when you buy them at the market in a plastic container and the core is cut into a perfect cylinder.. that's the thing i eat first. mmm

 

[Someone47]

Damn this thread making me want go buy some of the more exotic fruits. This Thursday I'm gonna go to a hypermarket and buy every fruit I have never even dared to taste!

Spoiler

I AM ACTUALLY EXCITED! FRUITS!!!

Apple pears are awesome. They taste kinda like a pear but you can eat them like apples. So convenient!

 

[Kwhit10]

Gala apples for me.

 

[tmarques]

BTW, I'll never in a million years understand Americans' love for grapefruit. Thing borders on inedible.

And lovers of grilled pineapple should try sprinkling some cinammon powder over it next time. Thank me later.

 

[Funky Papa]

Macerate it with rum for a night and you'll have something big there. Awesome for beach parties.

 

[The Boat]

Peaches and watermelons! Fuck yeah Summer!

 

[Verdre]

The problem with figs is that find em or not, most of them have plenty of wasp eggs, or larvas if they're too ripe. Think of it when you have one. I don't care for that possibility anymore and eat them anyways.

In the US, at least, the wasp pollinated figs are extraordinarily rare. I believe it's only possible to grow those in California. Waspless figs are the vast, vast majority.

 

[Dead Prince]

just cut this D:

LOVE watermelon. Love the constant stop to the bathroom to piss. lulz.

 

[Jasoneyu]

My favorite fruit by a very large margin. Just something so refreshing having refridgerated watermelon on a extremely hot summer day...mhmmmmh

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The best watermelon is bought from people on the side of the road.

 

[Dead Prince]

The best watermelon is bought from people on the side of the road.

ehhhh. sometimes.

 

[Lazy Jones]

I thought only children ate water melons.

 

[dummydecoy]

What you guys know about mangoes?

this this this! Just had 5 of them this morning. So good.

 

[triplestation]

Jackfruit is the best.

I think these smell a lot better than they taste.

 

[Tesseract]

pineapple, it's a giant fucking berry. eat it.

 

[LowEndTorque]

I still can't believe there are people on this planet who enjoy Durian. That shit is putrid. Smells like ass too.

Watermelon and pineapple tied for first with Indian mango (not that Mexican shit) in a close 2nd.

 

[injurai]

this this this! Just had 5 of them this morning. So good.

5? wow... other than pointing out how those will come out, mangos can be pretty pricey and half to ripen. I think I would try to spread mine out over the week or something.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

This thread reminds me of how there are certain fruits that I dislike, yet I like things flavoured with them. Anyway watermelons are good, hassle to eat though. Them juices always be dripping.

 

[TheExodu5]

Variety is king.

Also, why no love for oranges? I love a good orange.

Oranges
Clementines
Grapefruit
Grapes
Cherries
Raspberries
Blackberries
Strawberries
Blueberries
Asian Pears
Watermelon
Mango
Cantaloupe
Honey Dew
Bananas
Apples

All delicious.

This thread reminds me of how there are certain fruits that I dislike, yet I like things flavoured with them. Anyway watermelons are good, hassle to eat though. Them juices always be dripping.

The only fruits I dislike are peaches and kiwis...but just because the skin gives me shivers.

 

[shadyspace]

I think these smell a lot better than they taste.

lol

 

[hteng]

Watermelons bow before the durian.

bow to the king!

 

[Davey Cakes]

Durian is my ultimate "curiosity" fruit. Need to try it one of these days.