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It's Just a Prank Bro - Harmless pranks that's you've pulled

nush

Member
We've got some funny guys here, share with us some of the pranks you've pulled on friends. Here's one,

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One of the airlines I flew on (Korea Air I think) used to have these stickers that passengers could stick to the back of the seat in front of them to let the stewardesses know if they wanted to be woken up during the flight. I had an idea and took a big handful of them. Whenever a friend or colleague had fallen asleep or passed out in a bar I'd slap a sticker on them. Sleeping drunk - "Wake me for duty free" Fat person - "Wake me for meal service" none of those options? "Do Not disturb".

I got so many laughs from people with this prank.

What have you done?
 
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Sidney Prescott

Unconfirmed Member
I remember one time at School when the teacher left the classroom for a moment, he left his computer unlocked projecting. So I put some dumb shit on his screen to make everyone laugh, and then got a detention for it. I can't actually remember what it was exactly, but something dumb.

I did a lot of things when I was younger, I was kind of a class clown. I do regret it now, my grades suffered because of it, but I always wanted to be popular. It never did really work aside from some laughs.
 

Ionian

Member
As a kid you had people giving out leaflets everywhere on the street. So I had a genius idea.

Took my copybook from school and did my own versions with markers/pencils/whatever on school paper and started handing them out. Can't remember the age but was under 10 for sure, probably 7-8 at a guess.

Loads of people getting them had a good laugh, no two were the same. "Did you know, beans make you fart?" got a good chuckle from the dude who took it.

However "battered wife and chips only one pound today", the woman that took that was bloody livid and threatened to talk to my parents.

I just ran away laughing. (I was a brat).

Went back the next day to do more, can't remember what else I wrote, was all nonsense childish stuff.

Eventually got caught.
 

bitbydeath

Member
Back when I was in school many years ago I’d occasionally lean over to the person next to me and turn off their computer mid-work. I’d be all like.
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Think most computers these days need the button held down for a few seconds but back then it was a simple push and it turns off straight away. Good times.
 

nush

Member
I had a flatshare with a younger British guy who'd never lived in China before so he was easy to prank. I went to the toyshop and brought a small realistic toy lizard and placed it in his bedroom one evening and waited. He went in there several times and although I thought it was easy to spot he kept missing it. So next time he went to the bathroom I moved it to a really obvious but unrealistic place.

He goes in spots it and comes out shitting himself "Fuuuck there's a lizard in my room! What do I do!!". So I played along, told him to step back in case it was a poisonous Chinese biting lizard. I carefully went in to "Capture" it and came out with it cupped in my hands "It's OK it's not a poisonous one". He was still backing up though and as I walked passed him I threw it at him and watched as he obviously freaked out. :messenger_tears_of_joy:

He let me know how much he appreciated the prank by the liberal use of cunts and wanker! Once he realized it was just a toy.
 
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Sidney Prescott

Unconfirmed Member
Back when I was in school many years ago I’d occasionally lean over to the person next to me and turn off their computer mid-work. I’d be all like.
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Think most computers these days need the button held down for a few seconds but back then it was a simple push and it turns off straight away. Good times.
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I kid. I'm pretty sure I have done that as well, I know for sure I had it done to me a few times by my mates. Leaving your computer for five seconds is basically asking for some sort of prank.

Nothing worse when you're in the middle of a document and didn't save.

I had to protect it at all costs. :messenger_smiling_with_eyes:
 

bitbydeath

Member
As a kid you had people giving out leaflets everywhere on the street. So I had a genius idea.

Took my copybook from school and did my own versions with markers/pencils/whatever on school paper and started handing them out. Can't remember the age but was under 10 for sure, probably 7-8 at a guess.

Loads of people getting them had a good laugh, no two were the same. "Did you know, beans make you fart?" got a good chuckle from the dude who took it.

However "battered wife and chips only one pound today", the woman that took that was bloody livid and threatened to talk to my parents.

I just ran away laughing. (I was a brat).

Went back the next day to do more, can't remember what else I wrote, was all nonsense childish stuff.

Eventually got caught.
Too close to home.
 

Happosai

Hold onto your panties
I used to take long commutes between Rockford, Chicago, and Bloomington Illinois back in my early 20's to meet with business friends. To keep myself entertained, I would keep a box of fart bombs and vials in my car. When I'd get to a truck stop or filling station; I'd drop a broken vial or fart bomb inside a sealed empty water bottle, go to the restroom, open the bottle (when no one else was in other than myself), and toss it in the trash. The smell got pretty bad one night at a Pilot truck stop and I recall watching staff checking to see if a sewage line broke. They spent 15-minutes trying to figure out where the smell came from. Meanwhile, some road workers poured in to get their coffee and cigs and one guy says, "You guys gotta fix yer plumbing. That smell's making my nose hairs curl." I grew out of it but probably repeated this prank 15 other times in various cities in Northern Illinois in public restrooms...just to see people's reactions. Never got caught.
 

nush

Member
Leaving your computer for five seconds is basically asking for some sort of prank.

People learned to lock their computers when they left their desks as per company policy pretty quickly the first time they were pranked with a group email "I'd like to let the whole team know I'm actually gay"* sent from their PC.

* Effectiveness zero if the person really was gay.
 

Happosai

Hold onto your panties
People learned to lock their computers when they left their desks as per company policy pretty quickly the first time they were pranked with a group email "I'd like to let the whole team know I'm actually gay"* sent from their PC.

* Effectiveness zero if the person really was gay.
When I was 19, I was sharing an apartment with 3 other blokes. One guy was the butt of every prank and never locked or added a password to his computer. I installed a fake virus which would initiate as soon as he woke his computer up from sleep. He had a meltdown before I could tell him it wasn't real. That guy's out there somewhere today in that same position and this was nearly 15-years ago. Last I saw him, he was still that guy.
 
I used to take long commutes between Rockford, Chicago, and Bloomington Illinois back in my early 20's to meet with business friends. To keep myself entertained, I would keep a box of fart bombs and vials in my car. When I'd get to a truck stop or filling station; I'd drop a broken vial or fart bomb inside a sealed empty water bottle, go to the restroom, open the bottle (when no one else was in other than myself), and toss it in the trash. The smell got pretty bad one night at a Pilot truck stop and I recall watching staff checking to see if a sewage line broke. They spent 15-minutes trying to figure out where the smell came from. Meanwhile, some road workers poured in to get their coffee and cigs and one guy says, "You guys gotta fix yer plumbing. That smell's making my nose hairs curl." I grew out of it but probably repeated this prank 15 other times in various cities in Northern Illinois in public restrooms...just to see people's reactions. Never got caught.

The original phantom shitter

I’ve done too many to count tbh.

Once in school aged 10 or 11 I got this super Fat kid to sit on a rubber fully knowing the rubber would stink afterwards then got some girl
To sniff it. I got in trouble.

Pissed on some girls bed at a party. Which enraged her and she threw everyone out of the party lol.

Left a shit in a friends toilet and not flush it. Put the toilet paper in a bin so the shit was just left there. The family thought it was the little brother.

Got a bunch of us to fart into a bottle then tried to get a friend to sniff it. For some reason he just grabbed it and put it in his mouth and started drinking it and was nearly sick.
 
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DrJohnGalt

Banned
Back in the late 90s me and the guys had the "party house". Of course we did all the requisite pranks (buckets of water over half-closed doors, saran wrap over the toilet, trip lines, food coloring in the shower head, unscrewing caps on the salt and pepper and other condiments, loosing legs on the table and chairs, etc) but we did get a bit silly sometimes as well.

Best one I can think of was purchasing a sheep's head at the market (we live in a ghetto part of town with a lot of southern immigrants and the corner market sold a lot of odd stuff). The head was skinned but still had the eyes, ears, tongue, and the muscles, teeth, brain etc (all the "good eatin" parts I guess). We unscrewed the lights in the main bathroom just enough so they'd flicker a bit but never be fully off or on, then put the head into the toilet bowl and closed the lid. Had some company over for shots and video games and one of the GFs excused herself to use the ladies room. We all looked at each other and waited and right on cue the girl starts screaming, she panicked so much she couldn't even get the bathroom door opened again right away to escape. She ran out crying and literally didn't stop for her purse as she fled the house. The other guests were a bit peeved and they left soon after, never to visit again, but all the guys living there got a good laugh. Needless to say we got plenty of mileage out of that head over the next few days.

Another good one we pulled on my roommate who had something of a drinking problem. He came home with a new handle of vodka (the cheap stuff in the plastic bottle) and very seriously sat us all down and told us we weren't to touch it because he'd used the last of his paycheck that week to get it. He even went so far as to write his name on it and keep it in his room. But he didn't have a lock on his door, so of course the next time he left for work we grabbed the bottle from its hiding place, poured it all out into a pair of those extra jumbo plastic cups you get at gas stations and set them on the counter thinking we 'd watch him take a drink and get a bit upset and once we'd gotten our chuckle we'd point him toward the cups full of vodka and everyone would be happy again. We then refilled his bottle with water and shook it up to get the vodka residue in the water and put it back. He comes home and the first thing he does is to get his bottle and come down to the kitchen. He says something like "I've had a rough day and that means I need a BIG drink" and he proceeds to pour out one of the cups that had the real vodka in it so he could pour in the watered-down stuff to mix with OJ. He took a drink and the look of expectation turned into confusion. He sniffed it and it must have still smelled like vodka because he tried another drink. He says something about it not tasting right but assumed the OJ was bad so he dumps that out and tosses the plastic cup in the trash. He then pours out the second cup of real vodka and fills it up with the water-down stuff but this time doesn't mix it with anything. He tries it again but by this time none of us could keep a straight face so we let him in on what happened. He couldn't be angry with us, we reasoned, because it was HIM that dumped out his vodka, not us. He didn't see it that way.

Another time we pulled another on the same guy. He LOVED to eat dry Lucky Charms when he was hungover. So he comes home with a jumbo sized bulk box of the cereal, writes his name on it and stuffs it into the pantry. I come home later in the week and one of my roommates is sitting at the table with the box of Lucky Charms poured into a pile and he is picking out all the marshmallows and throwing them away. Apparently the drunk roommate had mixed a shit ton of salt in the with this gym guy's measured-out recovery powder sometime during the week. Workout day comes, the roommate filled up his bottle and went to the gym and after an intense workout, slammed the salt water and ended up puking in the trash in the corner while the other members watched. So it was payback time! We sorted out all the marshmallows and put them in the trash, but before putting back just the cereal part my gym roommate went out to get some dried out dog poop and put it in the bottom of the bag before dumping the cereal back in. For the finishing touch he took a sharpie and renamed the cereal UN-Lucky Charms and put it back into the pantry. As expected, the after a long night of drinking the alcoholic comes down the next morning, grabs the UN-Lucky Charms and sits on the couch to eat his cereal out of the box and watch cartoons. We let him have a few handfuls but the intent was never to have him actually eat the dog poop, just to eat a bit of the cereal and then we'd let him in on the prank. But drunky was grumpy and when we asked how his cereal was he shushed us so we let him eat it a bit more before trying again. Finally he notices that he hasn't gotten a handful with any marshmallows. He gets angry, looks at the box and sees UN-Lucky Charms on it and starts stomping around the house. He got so upset that he actually left to go buy more and never made it to the bottom of the bag. We felt so bad after that we didn't tell him about the dog poop. To this day he doesn't know how close he came to getting a REALLY unlucky handful.

I might type up some more later if I have time. Lived in the party house for a few years so have plenty of material.
 
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Hulk_Smash

Banned
When I was in college, my group of buddies had this one friend, Nate, that was constantly pranking us so enough was enough.

On the last week of my senior year, me and my buddy John waited until 3 AM to do the deed.

Nate had this Ford Taurus that he was sooo proud of. Had neon lights, keyless startup, and etched decals in the windows on this piece of shit car.

So, we propped his car up on blocks and and took off all four tires. We rolled the tires up to his dorm hall, took a picture of it and emailed it to the entire school. (I had access to the school email database since I was a computer lab assistant and checked people in by their email.)

Picture below for the proof:

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nush

Member
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I had this TV remote control watch. I'd prank people all the time with it. Change channels on public TVs, window displays in electrical shops and at friends houses. Best time was I went to one of the computer and videogame trade shows. One of the publishers (Virgin Games) had a guy that was presenting their new game and he had a big crowd around him, so I kept turning off the TV or changing the channel. He'd stop change it back, I'd wait a minute and do it again.

I bailed out when I saw security on their radios and busily scanning the crowd for a culprit.
 

Husky

THE Prey 2 fanatic
Back when I was in school many years ago I’d occasionally lean over to the person next to me and turn off their computer mid-work. I’d be all like.
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Think most computers these days need the button held down for a few seconds but back then it was a simple push and it turns off straight away. Good times.
In middle school it became popular to flip the switch on the power strip (now there's a rhythm) to fuck up a whole row of 4-5 computers, including one's own.

When my friends ask a question I don't know the answer to, I improvise a total bullshit response. If they believe me, I escalate the lie until they catch on. This isn't quite the same, but it goes something like this...
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raduque

Member
In high school, I set a teacher's computer startup sound to "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO". Instead of simply disconnecting the speakers, he kept rebooting it during class hoping it would stop.
 
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Dural

Member
Years ago I put a giant vinyl dick on the front of some coworkers cars on april fools, neither noticed it until I sent them a picture.

I put an "I heart cock" bumper sticker on a couple of my buddies cars a few years ago, apparently they got some weird looks.
 
Mates and I when we first had our drivers licenses installed CB/scanner radios to chat car to car, usually we travelled in 2-4 cars with our friends/girlfriends etc. There is a book of all the public frequencies you can tap into, we used it to tune in McDonalds drive through headsets. There is a public channel for them to talk to you and a private channel for them to talk to each other. One mate also had a PA speaker installed in his hood which we could put anything into its mic to broadcast outside the car. We routed the private channel so all the people/cars in the drive through and carpark could hear the private chatter out loud. We did that for a good few months and there's some smack talk going on alright. On one occasion a drive through chick told us she called the cops, we switched over to the police channel in our area and boom, we heard the dispatch call for a white commodore vehicle which let us casually get away when we needed to.

Year 12 breakup we dressed up a blow up doll with a wig to match our maths teacher we all hated with a passion. It was at the very top of the school flag pole in the middle courtyard for all the school to see. We also did a pigs head on the principals door as one of our friends dad was a butcher, huge trouble for that one.

During late high school we used to go on foot and get "chases" by water bombing cars. Stupid shit that really could have caused major accidents but my word that adrenaline rush. Mate throws one at a Willow Meats truck one day and boom in the open passenger window and nails the dude just travelling along. Screeching halt with tires lighting up for 2 burly tatt riddled blokes jump out and pursue right away. 1.5 hours later these dudes did not give up chasing us in the vehicle and on foot, two of us got caught as we split them up and the pants shitting was fairly extreme at that point. Mate who threw it copped a smack in the gob for it. He still says it was worth it.
 
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nush

Member
Screeching halt with tires lighting up for 2 burly tatt riddled blokes jump out and pursue right away. 1.5 hours later these dudes did not give up chasing us in the vehicle and on foot, two of us got caught as we split them up and the pants shitting was fairly extreme at that point. Mate who threw it copped a smack in the gob for it. He still says it was worth it.

My mate and I found a load of expired big bottles of fizzy drinks behind a local nightclub and thought it would be a "Hilarious jape" to walk down a Victorian terraced street where all the doors opened onto the pavement and shake the drinks up to spray the doors. We did a few houses before we heard an "OI!" behind us and there was a massive muscleman behind us complete with World Gym sleeveless T-shirt on.

Any other time if we got caught doing some bored delinquent kid stuff we'd just give them the V's, tell then to fuck off and run away. Without saying anything we both asses the situation, we could not outrun this guy and we would get a bad slap if we tried it. He points to his door and says "Clean that off". So I asked for a rag, and he said firmly NO. So we had to use our T-shirts to wipe his door down.

We calmed down on the stupid shit we did out in town after that.
 

German Hops

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
-One time when my friend was extremely drunk at a party, I put him to bed, being the lovely great friend I am. But I put him into the same bed as another friend of mine, who was wearing only his boxers. In the morning they woke up with their arms round each-other spooning. They definitely had the scare of their lives as neither had any recollection of how they had gotten into the same bed or what had followed. They were both extremely relieved to find out that I was the one to put them there. :messenger_grinning_smiling:

-Another one I've been a part of was when we went to a house party being thrown by some complete lame. The party was shit, weed heads everywhere, thugs, ect..

So my friend went into the kitchen, pissed into his kettle, turned it on and we left.
Apparently the smell throughout the house for the next few days was quite epic.
 

hybrid_birth

Gold Member
My buddy and I took a giant shit in a paper bag and put it on old man Jenkins porch. We then set it on fire, rang the doorbell and bolted for the car. We waited until he came out and we drove off.

His reaction was priceless. We laughed so hard.
 

Cutty Flam

Banned
It was 8th grade pretty sure, and the bell for our first ten (or maybe it was fifteen min? I forget) minute break had just rung. It was raining fucking hard, and I don't even know how I convinced him, but I told my friend who was passing me and my other friend by something that must have went like, "Fuck this is some crazy rain. I bet you ten dollars you can't run the backstops before the second bell rings (the bell that lets us know students should now be in class, in their seats to their next class) and I think I showed him my $10, flashed the ten dollar bill in front of him so he knew it was on. Well he agreed to the challenge, so I stood there watching him as he ran from the blacktop, to the field, to right about where he would meet the first backstop and begin to turn and run another football field's worth of yards to the second backstop. He turns to see if I'm still there and I'm just standing there watching him run still. So he keeps going. And right when he's ran about 60 yards the length of the field and in the marshiest areas of the field (I knew he'd have to focus on on his footing and there's no way he would be able to look back having got that far - unless he wanted to risk slipping big time and head to class soaked + endure three more after that in wet clothes + he walked home so) that's when I fucking booted out of there. Just straight up fucking dipped lmao. He ran in the cold, heavy pouring rain for a solid two minutes and by the time he turned the corner to that second backstop and would have seen me in plain view waiting, I was gone

Never paid him lol. It became an inside running joke that lasted for 5-6 years lol. Mostly every time we'd pass by and see each other in the halls, he'd say the same thing with a light smirk on his face and say at ease, "hey Cutty where's my $20 bucks?" and I'd respond with it was $5 and brush it off hahahaha. This continued all the way up to graduation and when we shook hands on Graduation Day he of course joked about the $20 and was asking for it still. What a good sport lol, one of my favorite little memories to laugh about during the middle school and high school days. Actually had a math class with him two years later, in college, and we had a good laugh about that time once more. On an unrelated note, he was pretty stoked about Skyrim releasing all throughout our class that fall semester. Good times lol
 

Jaxx_377

Neo Member
Back in 1993 I was 16 and My father and I were playing with firecrackers in the yard which my mother loathed. After her finally convincing my father to stop, he called me into the den and we hatched this plan. I went outside to the front of the house and called my mother to the door to distract her. My father stayed in the den and when she got in place he too the extra wick that comes with a pack of fire crackers (the really long one that ties them together without an actual firecraker attached) and lit it and then proceeded to run screaming into the living room for my mother to get the fuck out of the way as he ran at her to the door with what looked like a lit M80. Her thinking my dipshit father actually lit a firecracker in the house jumped out the door to get out of the way and off the front porch and landed ass up in the bushes while may father stood over her and just let the wick burn out while she watched and to this day 28 years later I have still not laughed as hard as I did that day. My mother on the other hand stayed at my aunts house for a week.
 

Jaxx_377

Neo Member
I went to a VO/Tech High School in Massachusetts and for 3 years I was in a Plumbing shop. In the middle of the locker room there was a very large round foot operated pedestal tub like sink. After countless times the sink was filled with water and freshman were whole bodily dunked in the sink. The school had finally decided to move the sink to outside the locker room where the teachers could observe what was going on and prevent anymore soakings. Well the day the sink was removed they had failed to patch the whole in the floor from the drain pipe and you could see right down into the area below where the schools supply warehouse was. Well one of my fellow classmates who to this day has remained nameless decided to squat over the hole and take what still is to this day one of the biggest shits I have ever seen which landed directly on the service counter of the warehouse below.

Also through the entire time I was in High school Me and another of my classmates took great pride in confiscating my shop teaches entire desk and hiding it around the school fully intact with everything intact just no where is belonged. A few places we put the desk was the 50 yard line of the football field, The roof of the Plumbing shop. The middle of the road in front of the school, The school parking lot The cafeteria, The gym, The head disciplinarians office, the library, the girls locker room and finally we once wrapped the whole thing in plastic wrap and buried it in the basement of the plumbing shop complete with treasure map to find it.
 

Jaxx_377

Neo Member
I used to take long commutes between Rockford, Chicago, and Bloomington Illinois back in my early 20's to meet with business friends. To keep myself entertained, I would keep a box of fart bombs and vials in my car. When I'd get to a truck stop or filling station; I'd drop a broken vial or fart bomb inside a sealed empty water bottle, go to the restroom, open the bottle (when no one else was in other than myself), and toss it in the trash. The smell got pretty bad one night at a Pilot truck stop and I recall watching staff checking to see if a sewage line broke. They spent 15-minutes trying to figure out where the smell came from. Meanwhile, some road workers poured in to get their coffee and cigs and one guy says, "You guys gotta fix yer plumbing. That smell's making my nose hairs curl." I grew out of it but probably repeated this prank 15 other times in various cities in Northern Illinois in public restrooms...just to see people's reactions. Never got caught.
Before I started driving for my commute I used to take the train in to boston and when I would board the train at night going home I would sometimes walk through the train from car to car quietly dropping stink bombs as I went. Never got caught and had so many conversations with people about who was the stinky bomber.
 

TheContact

Member
we used to do stupid IT pranks to each other at my last job:
changed a co workers desktop background to include a picture of their icons, then hid the icons (old but still good)

set up a smart switch with an electric blower (it's really sudden and loud when it turns on) on an interns desk. left it there for over a month so he got used to it. one day flipped the switch to turn it on when he was concentrating hard on something

change the left click to be right click and vice versa, change keyboard/OS langauge and see if they can get it back to english
 
My mate and I found a load of expired big bottles of fizzy drinks behind a local nightclub and thought it would be a "Hilarious jape" to walk down a Victorian terraced street where all the doors opened onto the pavement and shake the drinks up to spray the doors. We did a few houses before we heard an "OI!" behind us and there was a massive muscleman behind us complete with World Gym sleeveless T-shirt on.

Any other time if we got caught doing some bored delinquent kid stuff we'd just give them the V's, tell then to fuck off and run away. Without saying anything we both asses the situation, we could not outrun this guy and we would get a bad slap if we tried it. He points to his door and says "Clean that off". So I asked for a rag, and he said firmly NO. So we had to use our T-shirts to wipe his door down.

We calmed down on the stupid shit we did out in town after that.
Yep, community justice/shame at its finest, it will correct some delinquent behaviour pretty quick.
 

Sejan

Member
In college we added a minor autocorrect to the dictionary of a friend’s computer. Every time he typed “the” is autocorrected to “teh”.

Drove the guy crazy since no one even knew you could edit the dictionary of the computer.
 
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