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[MaddenNFL64]

Under Pressure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2tuLkl8N2E

One-liners throughout. Crazy quotable.

one of my faves "stress, smoken weed and nicoteen
but what a nigga really need is Thorozine"

 

[Hellion]

^yep. anything this man says.

"You was never shit, you mother shoulda swallowed you."

"
Once a brother done broke into my house and I robbed him"

"you on some tagalong flunkie yes man shit
Do me a favor, please get off the next man dick
And if you think I can't fuck with whoever, put your money up
Put your jewels up, no fuck it put your honey up
Put your raggedy house up nigga, or shut your mouth up"

"Some nigga named dex, was in the projects layin threats
I jumped out the lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin "

"
I got styles you can't copy bitch, it's the triple six
In the mix, straight from h-e-double-hockey sticks "

"It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts"

Without Big L there would be no Slim Shady...

Also

Momma said everything that happen to us is part of gods plan, so at night when i talk to him i got my gun in my hand/
Dont think im crazy cause i dont fear man i just fear when idestroy a man god wont understand

When a little nicca say that 50 Cent dont matter/ I fire shots at the Sheppard and watch the sheep scatter.

 

[Meier]

Too many Urkels on your team that's why your Winslow.

 

[Anarchistry]

^came to post that. too awesome

 

[sonicmj1]

I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spent a million a track, and went over my budget
Now how in the fuck am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore; I just murdered the alphabet.

- Eminem, "Still Don't Give a Fuck"

 

[BlazeDSM]

Thanks. I'd tell you the story of how I selected that to be my avatar, but it involves chronic and listening to k-pop and getting stuck staring at the same exact thing. #seriously

Thats 3 things that I already do :/ You might have to tell me one of these days.

 

[Arozay]

Everybody wanna know what my Achilles heel is....



LOOOOOOOOOOVE

 

[Cooter]

That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker

Yup. Thirteen posts in and he nailed it.

 

[effzee]

Without Big L there would be no Slim Shady...

Also

Also Masta Ace

 

[LegoArmo]

Startin' drama with Chino, God forbid
Auction my lyrics on eBay, that's God for bid

 

[jvalioli]

Not the best line but something I heard recently that made me laugh.

"So insane, it's an enemy of batman"
-Childish Gambino

 

[The Rizza]

"But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell"

 

[talisayNon]

Everytime my girlfriend says her stomach hurts or she says she feels sick i always drop the Big L line:

"How is that I wore a lifestyle?!"

She gets pissed. haha

 

[Apple Sauce]

Call me Marathon, my jimmy run long

 

[DasRaven]

"With mo' shit out on the streets than evicted tenants."

Luda's always good for a one liner.

And my favorite lyricist/rapper of all time, Ice-T

Overlord - so why the wack ni**as ain't dead?
Probably because my aim is over ni**a's heads.
East coast, West coast, I play the whole map and bounce.
They got a benz but live in their mom's house.

 

[Zoramon089]

Too many Urkels that's why your Winslow.

Kanye's verses can be corny...but that's what makes them sooo good

 

[bonesmccoy]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept? - Ghostface Killah

I'd also like to present the entire Digable Planets's track '9th Wonder'.

 

[dafinezt]

Nobody can touch Big L when it comes to punchlines. I wish he was still around

"And all you other cats throwin shots at Jigga
You only get half a bar... fuck yall niggas."

Young Hov saving the best for last on Takeover.

 

[daffy]

We be to rap what key be to lock

 

[AnkitT]

"If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
I'd have a cool mil for my sons in trust funds"
-MF DOOM - Kon Queso

 

[legend166]

I'm the best man, I did it.

 

[dafinezt]

*mayne
*deed

 

[Pulgo1]

Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea

 

[Angelus Errare]

"Like Eli, I did it" - Ye

 

[agrajag]

I know this is for one liners, but Prodigy's whole verse in Shook Ones Pt. 2 is just insane.

 

[Pulgo1]

She got knees that I would love to put some dirt on - Big L

 

[methane47]

"Killin fields need blood to graze the cash cow
It's a number game, but shit don't add up somehow
Like I got, sixteen to thirty-two bars to rock it
but only 15% of profits, ever see my pockets?
like sixty-nine billion in the last twenty years
spent on national defense but folks still live in fear"


"Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings
but you push too hard, even numbers got limits
Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret:
the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics"

MIghty Mos Def
Guy is such an amazing lyricist.

 

[dream]

I'd also like to present the entire Digable Planets's track '9th Wonder'.

I'm slicker this year
I'm slicker this year
Myrtle Ave A-train got the pick in my hair

is pretty much my favorite start to a song ever.

Then Ladybug drops her verse and it's just...fuck, I miss good hip hop.

Now I'm remembering all the dope lines on their 2 albums.

Boogie jive and rap is life where I'm from

It's hip, what's hip? When hip is just the norm
Cause Planets pledge allegiance to the funk in all it's forms

Butterfly searchin for a relax pullin from the jazz stacks cause it's Sunday
On the air is incense sounds to the ceiling tried to get this feelin since
Monday

 

[boredofcanada]

"V bring the beef like a trucker to Fuddrucker" -Mf Doom


"My preliminary attack keep cemetaries packed
Of niggaz who think it ain't like that" -Gza

"I'll be swingin swords strictly based on keyboards
Unbalanced like elephants and ants on see-saws" -Gza

 

[hyduK]

"Ask Beavis, I get nothin' butt-head"
"I was fuckin' chicks in the ass when I was six and a half"

 

[daffy]

Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling
Harry Pot my bitch, I fuck my ho, her brain is awesome

Hoes on my dick cause I look like Frasier

 

[The Crimson Kid]

If you are what you eat, how 'come I'm not pussy?

 

[EraldoCoil]

"Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cuz she wouldn't let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests, or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess." -Aes Rock!!!

 

[hyduK]

"Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cuz she wouldn't let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests, or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess." -Aes Rock!!!

Such a nice scheme. So true, too. Daylight > *.

 

[-COOLIO-]

im like 2 rappers... something... albert e = mc squared

damn

 

[Guevara]

Rainbow In the Dark

Catch me solving mysteries like Wikipedia Brown
It's the future get down; we make a sound even if nobody's around.

Bitch Please Part 2

When things get rough I'm in the club shooting with Puff
Bitch, please; you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees.

More Das Racist

Chasing investment paper, like what Twitter get
Sick of arguin' with white dudes on the internet

They called us joke rap
We kinda weed rap
We just like rap
We don't even need rap
Could get a real job only rap weekly
I don't need rap, told you, rap need me

 

[McNei1y]

"Hoodrats, don't abortion your wombs; we need more warriors soon."
Nas - One Mic

"Used Bernie's Mack to search Veronica's Webb. It cost them their life for the advice you gave. Now Pete's Rose lay on Vanessa's Redgrave"
GZA - Fame

A lot more but that line was always awesome.

Big L and Nas have this game pretty much on lock. GZA has some pretty awesome liners too.

 

[Tashi]

I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke. Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke....Rakim

 

[PumpkinPie]

"She foaming at the lips, the ones between her hips, pubic hair's looking like some sour cream dip"

Obie Trice.

 

[Bishman]

"When you so good that you can't say it,
'cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore"
-Eminem

"Never met her before. But i think i like her like a metaphor. Shes hard to get."
-Lupe Fiasco

"Momma said beware of what the devil do Tell 'em that your soul's not for sale like the W's"
-Lupe Fiasco

"I'm just trying to do the opposite of left
as long as there's the opposite of death
Test and I'll bring the opposite of life
and spray till there's nothing the opposite of right"
-Lupe Fiasco

"Real shyt I'm duckin bombs from a drug war
No religion but the cops swear that I'm a drug lord
Father forgive em for they know not who they pushin Lord
Father forgive me if I have to send em to ya Lord
I'm just tryin dodge the shots they send to the God
They ridin up highway to heaven blvd. (Fuck em!)"
-Lil Wayne

"Ugh Straight off the back
I come straight off my back
With a gun like Im in Iraq
And in fact I attack and tackle,
and sack and crack and crackle
And snap back and battle my own shadow
Cause yall wack"
-Lil Wayne

"Turned up the volume on her favorite song
We got so much in common
except when it comes to rhyming
she feels like lyrics are so intrusive
but I feel about her the way she feels about music
she's cute, she don't like the words, she just like the beat
I'm thinking me too"
-Joe Budden

"Been medicated, meditated
Sedated, hated
Character assassinated, all theses years I masqueraded
Hard headed, if it was on my mind I had to say it
Tongue on the devil’s pitchfork to see how disaster tasted
Rap is fabricated, rappers are so exaggerated
Wouldn’t be scared of the truth if they weren’t castrated"
-Joe Budden

"So yeah I sampled your voice, you was usin it wrong
You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"
-Jay Z

"Four albums in ten years nigga? I could divide
That's one every let's say two, two of them shits was due
One was - NAHHH, the other was "Illmatic"
That's a one hot album every ten year average"
-Jay Z

"Your shit is garbage, but you try and kick knowledge?"
-Jay Z

 

[AkuMifune]

sign of the swine in the swarm, when a king is a whore who comply and conform - Aesop Rock


First patient, pull out the skull, remove the cancer, Breakin' his back, chisel necks for the answer - Dr. Octagon

 

[Bishman]

“Every woman on her knees that's looking up, is not religious”
-Chamillionaire

 

[DoctorButt]

" mah name is hot dog, cause i put my dog in an oven"

 

[mavs]

I only fell in love once and got burned from it, bitches ain't shit was the only thing I learned from it

"he's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower"

i deeeed it

 

[EEK Tha Cat]

Technique chemically unstable,
set to explode,
foretold by the dead sea scrolls written in codes,
so if your message ain't shit,
fuck the records you sold,
cuz if you go platinum,
it's got nothing to do with luck,
it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck.

you eating off rap,
and I hope you choke on your gimmick
niggaz said hip hop was dead but I awoken the spirit
we're taking it,
back in the day to the golden age
when wack motherfuckers used to get thrown off stage.

but you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay,
when niggaz speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say,
you don't know shit, about a dead man's perspective
and talkin shit will get your neckbone disconnected.

- Immortal Technique

 

[LaserBuddha]

"You're a regular Joe, with a super regular flow, so give me a Big Mac with no pickles, and a regular coke"

-Marv Won

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

Nigga's wanna pop shit, I pop clips. Bitch, I put ma dick on your lips.

- Wutang Clan

 

[Vipershark]

"Like Eli, I did it" - Ye

Came to post this.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

"But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one."- Jay Z

"See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me
as a monger of hate and Satan a scatter-brained atheist"- Em

 

[enzo_gt]

This thread is fucking awesome. Also pretty much suited to every Ye line ever.

Cool & Dre, This is No Cielings, I do this all day I got bars no railings
-Lil Wayne, No Cielings

Your liar and actors, I'm the genuine article, Read me wrong get my gun and split you to particles
-Crooked I, 2.0 Boys

Baby I'm magic TADA.
Address me as your HIGHNESS. High as UNITED. 30 thousand feet up and you are not INVITED.
-Kanye West, So Appalled (godlike flow)

Learnt the system, burnt some izm, jotted my jewels down like journalism, How I maneuve now it'll merge the wisdom, a prophet, prophesize putting words to rhythm.
-AZ, The Format

Now I could let these dream killers kill my self esteem.. Or use my arrogance as my steam to power my dream

I'm killin y'all n*ggas on this lyrical shit, mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips.
-Kanye West, Last Call

Keys to Ignition, use at your discretion, roll with a 12 gauge, pump for protection.
-2pac, Starin Thru My Rearview


Weezy F Baby and the F is for a bunch of shit, Red drank, Blue pill, White dust, yes I love my country bitch!
-Lil Wayne, Go Hard Remix

I write lines like white lines on the nose tray, Ice cold Ice Cube flow like O'Shea.
-Royce Da 5'9", Slaughterhouse

I'm too impatient to pray, too much patience to stress, got too much paper to rest, fuck around you face death.
-Nas, Victory

The first album I vomited, the second I colonic'd it, ain't nobody fucking with me, I plutonic'd it.
-Kanye West, Start It Up

Now everything I'm rhymin on, cause a Ramadan, been a don, praying for the families lost in the storm.
-Kanye West, Power Remix

So meet the newest role model who don't know how to fake this shit, never sold a rock and look I made it bitch.
-J. Cole, Before I'm Gone.