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[toxicgonzo]

In the "Show off your gf/wife/whatever" some guy posted what he thought was an obscure model. Thanks to GAF's creepy knowledge of internet women, somebody called him out on it.

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[Neki]

In the "Show off your gf/wife/whatever" some guy posted what he thought was an obscure model. Thanks to GAF's creepy knowledge of internet women, somebody call him out on it.

I need a link of this.

 

[smurfx]

Graveyard thread.

*pours out some liquor for drinky crow.*

 

[Link Man]

anybody that doesn't admit that blame space has the best avatar is lying so lets laugh at them.

Says the person with the actual best avatar.

 

[Instro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394440

He posted this: http://i40.tinypic.com/9fsn10.jpg

eventually leads to this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21090770&postcount=392

 

[smurfx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394440

He posted this: http://i40.tinypic.com/9fsn10.jpg

eventually leads to this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21090770&postcount=392

lol

 

[mre]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394440

He posted this: http://i40.tinypic.com/9fsn10.jpg

eventually leads to this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21090770&postcount=392

How did he ever get unbanned after responding to RedScarlet that way?

 

[Blair]

In the "Show off your gf/wife/whatever" some guy posted what he thought was an obscure model. Thanks to GAF's creepy knowledge of internet women, somebody called him out on it.

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Starting in #4364

wait a minute, wine cooler guy trys to get in on the shaming action!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13051672&postcount=4425

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394440

He posted this: http://i40.tinypic.com/9fsn10.jpg

eventually leads to this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21090770&postcount=392

RedScarlet posts on GameFAQs. lol.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I never lie on this forum.

Every single thing I say is true.

Except for like 90% of it.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

OMG I just read both EGM92 threads... how can he even show his face? Why would someone go to those lengths to taint the name of a video game console manufacturer? Holy fkng shit

 

[akachan ningen]

In the "Show off your gf/wife/whatever" some guy posted what he thought was an obscure model. Thanks to GAF's creepy knowledge of internet women, somebody called him out on it.

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Starting in #4364

he's still around on gaf. probably doesn't post much anymore though.

Also, it's funny that one of the people who called him out for lying was EGM92.

 

[Instro]

I never lie on this forum.

Every single thing I say is true.

Except for like 90% of it.

Makes me think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc5eBlwac6U

 

[SouthernDragon]

I miss Post History. : (

 

[Barack Lesnar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=394440

He posted this: http://i40.tinypic.com/9fsn10.jpg

eventually leads to this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21090770&postcount=392

Oh man I wish they would post after getting owned but they always disappear

 

[blame space]

looking back, i'm worried EGM trolled us all

i mean come on

Does it look like my console is on a carpet or a dirty floor? NO. It's actually on top of a "Mini" wine cooler we use to chill wine when we have guests, it helps cool the PSU and the X360 console while keeping my beers refreshingly good.

 

[smurfx]

Oh man I wish they would post after getting owned but they always disappear

speaking of getting owned. you should change your avatar before your avatar privileges get owned by a mod.

resized it for you.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

I just remembered a really good one recently - that dude who played Professor Layton on twitter (but was not employed by Nintendo) who was outed as a gaf member that repeatedly plugged the twitter account and congratulated "Nintendo" (aka him) for putting on such a brilliant marketing campaign. After getting revealed, he goes into a meltdown, begging and pleading not to be banned. It was utterly pathetic.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367722

Yes, the thread title is intentionally dramatic. But... it's the TRUTH. The best piece of Nintendo marketing in a while... wasn't. It was just a fan production (read from bottom to top):

Then we did our job. Until tomorrow, students. It as an honor.2 minutes ago from web

We hope this garnered the hype Nintendo needed behind this new Professor Layton title and if even one of you fell in love with the series...3 minutes ago from web

I would also like to thank the two gentlemen who portrayed Chemley and Paolo though I never found out who they were. I was also Flora.half a minute ago from web

Will Thompson of Infendo.com was the man behind Luke's Twitter.1 minute ago from web

This was in no way affiliated with Nintendo and while we asked for their permission, we never received a response.2 minutes ago from web

My name is Roger DiLuigi. I am a game journalist and I was proud to bring you all the character of Professor Layton.3 minutes ago from web

My administrator has a final note for you all.4 minutes ago from web

Until then, Flora, Luke and I must bid you all a fond farewell! Have a lovely summer!13 minutes ago from web

Thank you all for following and for your support! Please check out Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box when it releases August 24!13 minutes ago from web

I have a rather sad and sudden announcement. I must regrettably inform you that I must bid you all ado once and for all.14 minutes ago from web

Wait a minute, isn't Roger DiLuigi "Wii Will Rock U"?

So what do I have to do to keep my GAF account? I love this place.
I don't want this mistake to cost me my internet love.

BEG for my forgiveness? I would be willing to. :lol

I don't think people get how much I care for GAF.

I love GAF so much.

I love you all too much to not give you an answer.

I genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, apologize for the entire thing.

Really, I can't stress enough how much I care for GAF.

Seriously, what do I have to do to keep my account? I'm so upset at myself right now.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

speaking of getting owned. you should change your avatar before your avatar privileges get owned by a mod.

resized it for you.

Huh it's 16kb??

 

[MC Safety]

Has no one mentioned Serafitia?

He still posts on here as Verboten.

And his weepy, incoherent apology after being outed for stealing a Swedish woman's pictures (including those of her cat) was the most awesome thing I have ever read from an Internet poster.

 

[JaseC]

speaking of getting owned. you should change your avatar before your avatar privileges get owned by a mod.

http://i51.tinypic.com/v6qcmp.jpg

resized it for you.

His image scales down to 90x115@16KB. It's fine.

 

[blame space]

[19:47] Amir0x: i do not respect liars.

he is.. our moderator.

also Wii Will Rock U posted in a thread i made a long time ago that was pretty awesome to read after his whole fiasco went down. i linked to it recently, but i forget where. anyone have a link?

EDIT: might have been in gaming. basically, this

I miss Post History. : (

 

[PhoenixDark]

 

[daffy]

I just remembered a really good one recently - that dude who played Professor Layton on twitter (but was not employed by Nintendo) who was outed as a gaf member that repeatedly plugged the twitter account and congratulated "Nintendo" (aka him) for putting on such a brilliant marketing campaign. After getting revealed, he goes into a meltdown, begging and pleading not to be banned. It was utterly pathetic.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367722

Yes, I remember this. You could tell he was at the end of his wits when he discovered he could be banned. It was so believable though, the twitter puzzles were genius and several people, myself including, took part in them. The meltdown was hilarious though.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

I don't get it. GreenShinobi (right? short white guy who likes the lakers) with a couple of mildly attractive asian girls. What's the story? Or is it too obvoius for me to even ask?

 

[blame space]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351283

WWRU is on some serious sociopathy shit in that thread

 

[-COOLIO-]

wait, why was wii will rock u banned?

 

[Plywood]

Huh it's 16kb??

More like your avatar needs to be resized to 90x120.

Though yours scales just fine.

wait, why was wii will rock u banned?

He posted his own viral marketing for Professor Layton.

Here's one topic, not the one which everyone berated him though: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16579031

Here's him fellating himself(original post edited out):

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16589377&postcount=16

 

[Gattsu25]

More like your avatar needs to be resized to 90x120.

Though yours scales just fine.

To clarify: GAF will scale avatars to 90 pixels wide. As long as the height, after the width has been scaled, remains at or under 120 pixels (and the filesize is no greater than 150KB) the avatar is OK.

edit: one if the shadow forums to GAF (can't remember which...utterly fucking forgettable) had a similar setup (the forum would scale avatars to a set width) so I set my avatar to 1*20 resolution (Don't do this here, kids)

 

[Callo Merlose]

 

[-COOLIO-]

More like your avatar needs to be resized to 90x120.

Though yours scales just fine.

He posted his own viral marketing for Professor Layton.

Here's one topic, not the one which everyone berated him though: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16579031

Here's him fellating himself(original post edited out):

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16589377&postcount=16

oh

 

[Plywood]

oh

Just noticed I was beaten here and in greater detail also with the meltdown thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26456662&postcount=68

 

[revolverjgw]

I lied about playing a game once just so I could diss it. I admit it. I think it was some IGA Metroidvania.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

More like your avatar needs to be resized to 90x120.

Though yours scales just fine.

To clarify: GAF will scale avatars to 90 pixels wide. As long as the height, after the width has been scaled, remains at or under 120 pixels (and the filesize is no greater than 150KB) the avatar is OK.

uhh so is my avatar fine or not? lol

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

uhm, I am 200 lbs and I can bench press 500lbs... video proof @ 1:50. you are a pussy for attacking this guy who is obviously superior to you mentally, physically, and spiritually.

I like the wikipedia page for that video:

Features

Vayner's job application includes:

* Cover letter
* Resume: One and a half page
* Writing Sample: Eight pages
* A glamour shot of Vayner
* Seven-minute video that features the following feats by Vayner (in order):
o Interview: gives advice for achieving life goals
o Bench press: 495 pounds (225 kilograms)
o Downhill skiing: with jumps
o Tennis serve: 140 miles per hour (255 km/h or 63 m/s)
o Ballroom dancing: with female dancer
o Karate chop: seven bricks broken

Oh my God! He knows a woman!?!? And he danced with her!?

I don't know why I find that so funny. They put all these tremendous accomplishments for his bench press and tennis serve, then just went "ZOMG HE'S DANCING WITH A GIRL!" for ballroom dancing.

 

[Aselith]

I just remembered a really good one recently - that dude who played Professor Layton on twitter (but was not employed by Nintendo) who was outed as a gaf member that repeatedly plugged the twitter account and congratulated "Nintendo" (aka him) for putting on such a brilliant marketing campaign. After getting revealed, he goes into a meltdown, begging and pleading not to be banned. It was utterly pathetic.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367722

Most of these are just people acting the fool but this one really pisses me off a bit. What kind of piece of shit pimps his own fake campaign and then makes a post like this:

This is the Best. Viral. Marketing. EVER.

What a pathetic human being. I have more sympathy for the dude that posted a fake girlfriend.

 

[IGotBillySoSpooked]

Did soul ever reply in that girlfriend thread?

I got tired of looking for a reply after like 5 or 6 pages.

 

[GDJustin]

Wine fridge...

 

[Slayven]

I remember some dude that had a thrusting hips avatar was shitting hardcore on Dead Rising. Claiming he had an advance copy or something, was just stating out right lies about the game a week before the game was to go on sale. A mod asked for his gamertag for proof and he got hella defensive.

 

[Bungalow Bob]

For those who want a quick yet hilarious summary of the infamous "go ly dow" thread that I mentioned in the OP, I think this is a good post.

 

[SamuraiX-]

In the "Show off your gf/wife/whatever" some guy posted what he thought was an obscure model. Thanks to GAF's creepy knowledge of internet women, somebody called him out on it.

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Starting in #4364

Oh my God.

Best one yet.

The guy didn't even show his face again in that thread. lol

 

[Grisby]

Wow, some epic threads here. I remember a few from my lurking days.

 

[toxicgonzo]

Did soul ever reply in that girlfriend thread?

I got tired of looking for a reply after like 5 or 6 pages.

I think he just disappeared

 

[smurfx]

Oh my God.

Best one yet.

The guy didn't even show his face again in that thread. lol

don't know if i'm remembering right but didn't some guy post some guys girlfriend in that thread as well? i swear i remember something like that happening.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

don't know if i'm remembering right but didn't some guy post some guys girlfriend in that thread as well? i swear i remember something like that happening.

To be fair, 50% of the posts in that thread are probably fake.

 

[Diablos]

This wasn't a lie as much as blatant stupidity, but who can forget:

Legendary. There will never be another Deadmeat. Troll of legends.

 

[smurfx]

Legendary. There will never be another Deadmeat. Troll of legends.

was he really a troll or did he really believe all the shit he said? i remember him posting at other boards and it looked like he believed everything he said.

 

[enzo_gt]

I support this thread and want to see more hypocritical posts leading to exposes. C'mon GAF, I know you have more.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

Didn't that Forza dude pretty much lie about everything he ever posted?

 

[blame space]

demi claimed to be Nick Frost

what a goof