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[VinZuku]

Here's the link:

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/

Basically, Cameron is producing a documentary in which it's revealed (among other things) that Jesus wasn't resurrected, that his burial cave was discovered near Jerusalem, and that he had a child with Mary Magdelene.

James Cameron's involvement in this is very...interesting.

 

[Darko]

Brace yourself. James Cameron, the man who brought you 'The Titanic' is back with another blockbuster. This time, the ship he's sinking is Christianity.

:lol, very intresting

 

[DECK'ARD]

!!!!

 

[Raistlin]

This will not end well ... in this thread, and in reality.

 

[White Man]

:lol, very intresting

They need to make that into a tagline.

 

[demon]

I'M THE KING OF THE WORRRRLD! WOOOOOOOHAAA!

 

[Guzim]

I'M KING OF THE WORRRRLD! WOOOOOOOHAAA!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Escape Goat]

It would be cool if you opened up jesus's coffin and he was a vampire and started to kill the crew and Geraldo Rivera who was covering the event for CBS.

 

[Hitokage]

Joshua wasn't exactly an uncommon name though.

 

[Alucard]

"DNA evidence"? Sounds like some massive inductive reasoning going on with this claim. Even if this was true, it would hardly affect believing Christians.

 

[HawkeyeIC]

DNA evidence?????

 

[ichigo kurosaki]

"You're dead, my friend"

 

[CabbageRed]

It would be nice to see Christianity taken down a peg or two in the US. I'm by no means being hostile towards actual faith, I'd just be happy to see a few more question marks thrown around to help slow the recuitment of new fundies.

 

[Hitokage]

Yeah, DNA evidence of what? That the man buried was hebrew? It'd be far more interesting if they had a more than speculative case that they have found Jesus of Nazareth, but I don't think you could ever build one. Then again, maybe they've pulled it off, who knows.

CabbageRed: If you want to do that, then take down the hypocrites that lead fundamentalist groups in proper protestant fashion.

 

[Kuroyume]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha

ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH :lol

 

[Jeffahn]

Kirk Cameron's not gonna be happy 'bout this.

...

 

[RiZ III]

This should be interesting.

 

[CurseoftheGods]

The responses in this thread are gold. :lol

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

I think Cameron is right in his bid to make sure only one saviour has the initials JC.

 

[pollo]

we really need the rolls eyes emoticon back

 

[Fireblend]

el oh el

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

He should plant an AVATAR promo teaser in Jesus' hands.

 

[Rorschach]

DNA evidence? All this time we've had Jesus DNA lying around?! Let's clone Jesus!

*braces for lightning*

Did they just throw the DNA shit in there because they figure most people don't know how it works?

 

[Learn2read]

!!!!

QFT

 

[SleazyC]

What if....

 

[Escape Goat]

What if....

omgwtfbbq

 

[nubbe]

If it isn't super DNA it cant be Jesus... or midichloridians

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Cameron's highest probability for success now will be: To copy Jesus' DNA and to wait for the christians to make contact with him

 

[Learn2read]

DNA evidence? All this time we've had Jesus DNA lying around?!

They're gonna bless some Wonderbread and see what they come up with.

 

[Kevtones]

MACHINE ELVES VINDICATED

 

[jett]

James Cameron was also involved in some stupid "documentary" about Moses. Stick to what you know, buddy.

edit: Oh I see he's doing this thing with the same guy. For those who haven't seen the moses thing, expect lots of stretched-out "truths" and stuff being pulled out of asses.

 

[Drewsy]

So, what does that bring the count up to for today? A giant abomination of a hole just falls into the earth, a man is growing a horn, and we find Jesus' coffin...what else could possibly happen?

Anyways, I say they should clone him Jurassic Park style.

 

[happyfunball]

James Cameron was also involved in some stupid "documentary" about Moses. Stick to what you know, buddy.

He knows good fiction when he sees it.

 

[Yamauchi]

Jim needs to stick to his plan to revolutionize the movie industry by making movies 3D! What a creative mind, this Cameron.

 

[CowGirl]

People still believe jesus was resurrected? :lol

 

[Karma Kramer]

wait is this real? the link won't load for me.

 

[Learn2read]

So, what does that bring the count up to for today? A giant abomination of a hole just falls into the earth, a man is growing a horn, and we find Jesus' coffin...what else could possibly happen?

Anyways, I say they should clone him Jurassic Park style.

I'd be against that just on the slim chance that the world could coincidently end at the same time, just to deny a fundies "pwnage lolz" moment

 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Cameron's highest probability for success now will be: To copy Jesus' DNA and to wait for the christians to make contact with him

 

[Hitokage]

People still believe jesus was resurrected? :lol

Have you grown up under a rock or something?

 

[Kevtones]

People still believe jesus was resurrected? :lol

Tough to miss the billions. A+

 

[Mike Works]

He should plant an AVATAR promo teaser in Jesus' hands.

:lol

 

[VinZuku]

wait is this real? the link won't load for me.

Try this one:

http://www.gulfnews.com/region/Middle_East/10106901.html

The above article gives a lot more background information.

 

[Beer Monkey]

Jesus wasn't resurrected

It never ceases to amaze me that anybody believes that he was.

 

[DaMan121]

He knows good fiction when he sees it.

:lol Zing!!

 

[CrushDance]

*sigh* What can I say.

 

[CrunchyB]

DNA evidence? All this time we've had Jesus DNA lying around?! Let's clone Jesus!

Better yet, half that DNA is from GOD himself!

 

[BocoDragon]

This is awesome... I knew Hollywood would finally settle this. Is there gonna be wire-fu?

 

[CrushDance]

Better yet, half that DNA is from GOD himself!

Wrong! Jesus was a human on earth everything he did was from God. Its hard to explain but think like dragonball or whatever with "mystic powers" yet their still technically human. Thats why when Jesus got beaten etc eh bled and felt it. He didn't have any "hardcore skillz!":lol

 

[Rorschach]

It never ceases to amaze me that anybody believes that he was.

Does it? Does it really amaze you?

Wrong! Jesus was a human on earth everything he did was from God. Its hard to explain but think like dragonball or whatever with "mystic powers" yet their still technically human. Thats why when Jesus got beaten etc eh bled and felt it. He didn't have any "hardcore skillz!":lol

My head just did a 360. True story.

They're gonna bless some Wonderbread and see what they come up with.

Good and evil...the end product will be anti-matter!

 

[CurseoftheGods]

People still believe jesus was resurrected? :lol

Yeah about 2.5 billion.