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[Hale-XF11]

Last time Jeb "Fixed" something, GW was elected.

You got my vote.

 

[Killing_Joke]

Reminds me of The Office.

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Guys, we want to make sure Jeb wins! Let's keep the bashing down to a minimum - wait for him to get into the GE and then unload. I want someone with no chance of winning in there.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Jeb-isms are starting to rival the W-isms in terms of hilariously backfiring. I mean we got:

Jeb!
"stuff happens"
"he kept us safe"
Jeb Can Fix It

The man is a master of creating memes.

 

[Foffy]

Jeb-isms are starting to rival the W-isms in terms of hilariously backfiring. I mean we got:

Jeb!
"stuff happens"
"he kept us safe"
Jeb Can Fix It

The man is a master of creating memes.

All for the wrong reasons, which is what kills me.

Why, Jeb!?

 

[TheSpecialOne]

It's a good slogan. He fixed a lot of things that are important to Republican's while he was governor in Florida, such as the 2000 Presidential election.

Ice cold.

 

[gutter_trash]

Jeb-isms are starting to rival the W-isms in terms of hilariously backfiring. I mean we got:

Jeb!
"stuff happens"
"he kept us safe"
Jeb Can Fix It

The man is a master of creating memes.

the difference is that W was actually funny while Jeb is outright pathetic

 

[massoluk]

Jeb didn't even secure the domain name before he launched the reset

http://jebcanfixit.com/

 

[PBY]

Jeb didn't even secure the domain name before he launched the reset

http://jebcanfixit.com/

Yoooo

This might be the biggest fuckup, damn.

 

[Azure Dream]

Jeb didn't even secure the domain name before he launched the reset

http://jebcanfixit.com/

Amazing.

 

[jmdajr]

Some poster here said Jeb lacks W's "street smarts."

Sounds crazy but you know.... I agree.

This dude has no chance.

 

[Jacksinthe]

Jeb didn't even secure the domain name before he launched the reset

http://jebcanfixit.com/

Damn near spit out my water!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Jeb didn't even secure the domain name before he launched the reset

http://jebcanfixit.com/

This is phenomenal

 

[EatinOlives]

Jeb didn't even secure the domain name before he launched the reset

http://jebcanfixit.com/

I was about to say "well he can just register jebcanfixit.org".

http://www.jebcanfixit.org/

oh...

 

[PBY]

I was about to say "well he can just register jebcanfixit.org".

http://www.jebcanfixit.org/

oh...

the fuck

they didn't consider this at all?

 

[Brian Griffin]

Incredible. I want to meet the people who fucked this all up and shake their hands.

Or maybe this is all according to plan. Jeb probably didn't think up that stupid slogan and he's not going to be responsible for domain names. Maybe when he cut his staff he pissed off the ones who remained and they are running his shit into the ground.

 

[Suikoguy]

Jeb didn't even secure the domain name before he launched the reset

http://jebcanfixit.com/

I'd vote for that guy.

 

[Nelo Ice]

I was about to say "well he can just register jebcanfixit.org".

http://www.jebcanfixit.org/

oh...

So much fail hahahaha. I anxiously await his elimination in the hungry for power games. Colbert is going to destroy him.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Resurrecting the image of Jimmy Saville in 2015? It's a bold strategy...

Nobody in the US knows who this is.

 

[Fenderputty]

I was about to say "well he can just register jebcanfixit.org".

http://www.jebcanfixit.org/

oh...

Haha wow

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Jeb there's nothing wrong with using Jeb'll Fix It as a slogan.

Nothing at all.

 

[Dixon's Jet]

Can Jeb do the things on display in this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJljz-Adko

If not, I don't think he has a chance. He can do as many resets as he can afford, whatever. I think the republicans have made their statement about Jeb. He's just fighting the inevitable.